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I'll certainly work on it. I've just been recovering. I should not have manipulated so many screens before recovering fully.
*Hit by the water*
hppplzzzzsshhhhhh.
*Hears jhe's explanation*
Oh hell no. I am not going to clone you again so Co'tor can make another backup. Don't abuse your immortality.

*looks at dark eldar sucubuc*

No harpoon, just no!

Actually, you know, just let me do this real quick...
*Harpoon deployment mechanism emits a small amount of smoke*
That's essentially safe mode.

...I'm not sure what you think I spend my time doing.

[Raises palms] That wasn't an inquiry. I'm just saying if your immediate reaction to an expanding explosive harpoon is to warn me not to insert it upon my person, I think we may be getting our wires crossed, here.

I'm worried about Dark Eldar using it to violently murder-feth people. I try to keep a relatively high opinion of you, as what people do in private isn't exactly my-
*Eyes go silver for a second*
Another signal? Really? But you're out here! And she's off polishing silverware!
*Points to daemonette polishing a spoon in a perfectly normal, almost human fashion*
What the hell...

...? I was asleep all last night as well.

One moment. [Walks into tank and checks upload queue]

[Walks out] There may or may not be a three month backlog of videos. Quite a few of which are just recordings from inside the shower.

[Looks at Verviedi] ...That particular camera isn't yours, is it.

Why would I put a camera inside the shower? Mine are mostly in hallways, with a big cluster near the door that tried to eat me.
No cameras in any private bedrooms, either. I'm pretty sure the only things I record are activities that occur outside of the bedrooms and bathrooms.

Is this body just actually a body now, or do I still have that trippy noosphere integration?
Because I have a horrible suspicion of why those cameras are there.

What is that suspicion? I put cameras everywhere so I could see, when I didn't have a corporeal form. I'm not interested in recording or distributing your adventures.
...That's one of the feelings I lack.
Not all of them are mine, of course. And yes, you should have that Noosphere integration. It's not strictly a technology per se. It can be accessed even without augmentation.

No no, not your cameras. The ones you didn't place.
[Concentrates briefly] I knew it!

She's live streaming certain cameras in the tank for pay-to-view online.
The shower, the sofa and master bedroom. [Covers face with hands] people have been watching me sleep! For money!

...There's a lot of subscribers. Why would anyone pay to see people sleeping and washing? [Either in denial or woefully naive]

Good thing there aren't any cameras in the barracks. I broke them all

What if I put more in there to monitor your heresy

*teleports out of secret room*

Hey guyz! What'd I miss?

 War Kitten wrote:
Good thing there aren't any cameras in the barracks. I broke them all

Not according to this video.
Guardsman Endurance Test #12...
It doesn't appear to have many hits from the Imperial side of things though.

*pales slightly at seeing the video*
1,200,000,000,000 hits from Commoragh alone? I thought I got all of the cameras in the barracks...
*looks confused*
*confusion turns to outrage*
Why do the Imperials not like it? Am I not good enough for them?
*looks angry*

If anyone decided to put cameras into my warspheres for your sick entertainment, they would be disappointed. At best they would find a krootox drooling on a camera or one trying to eat it.

I once saw a Kroot hound attempting to tap-dance through one of my cameras in the kitchen. Most hilarious thing I've seen since Falling Pocket Whale.
*Eyes go silver again*
Well. This is interesting. The livestream of your bedroom and bathroom is number 3 in the sector, with 900,000,000,000 hits in this sector alone.
*Squints*
After Macha Runs The Tombworld Gauntlet and Falling Pocket Whale 2: The Whalening.

They'd learn a lot about cookery.

[To WK] Most Imperials aren't into the tougher stuff. I think it scares them off.
The Daemonette only gets so many hits because of the entire Slaaneshi effect of appearing as the viewer's deepest fantasy.
Though what appears to be happening when I'm on set, I have no idea.

...Either I'm immune to that distortion or unimaginative because I see an actual Daemonette.

I racked up a few. Dark eldar vs triple expanding brarbed harpoon with explosive warhead has hit 17th

Cctv was good, *pass,s round on data slate*

Had several request for plans from eldar/chaos

I am surprised "Two Sororitas, One Templar" isn't on that list

[Declines slate] If I am to eat today, I think I'll pass on that spectacle.

[Realises] Does this mean people have seen me singing the Little Ducky song to my bath toys? [Looks very upset]

What's your favorite duck?
*Flinches*
Turn it off! Turn it off! She got to the Wraiths!

The blue one, he's called Gerald. He changes colour in warm water.

... [Unsure if being teased]

Good thing you didn't look down while you were in the bath, or else you might have seen Guard veterans doing a training exercise through the see-through floor of that tub. Wasn't the brightest move ever made by whoever built this room

..? I was talking about the butter tank bathroom. Whoever's rear armor you've been seeing certainly wasn't mine.

...I can only use my own bath because it has a little time alarm that stops me falling asleep. [Looks embarrassed]

I saw nothing. The veterans training certainly did. They won't talk about who they saw though, just that they saw someone.

How has nobody ever noticed that "feature" before?
[Facepalms]

We are such a messed up group.

Glass bathtubs are heresy

*to Tactical_Spam* Yeah, orks don't use 'em.

Video is funny, cleaning a large room of eldar chunks not so.
Also a few have weapons lodged, not even sure how they got there....

*ceeraly pass,s out extended cut *

Wait, are we messed up ot lost any moral sense of wrong?