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Umm, I saw your head, il not pet you but enjoy the steak!
*a small ale drifts by*

Just grab it if you want it.

*grabs a large 7 foot map, *
Ok, so *land raider rolls up* il bring good loot.

*land raider rolls out*

I'm starting to feel like I'm being made fun of, else you think I have more deviant inclinations than I do.

[Laughs quietly] At times you've thought that impossible, granted. But I'm not nearly as bad as the average person.

*pauses land raider *

Umm, Il not add details but deamonette, a pink hand cuff and other items....
Not judging, I'm a marine, we don,t do that stuff.

Il bring back good loot.
*land raider drives out quickly *

I once had to kill an entire Chaos cult disguised as police officers while handcuffed. They burned to death.
Anyway.
Wait, what?
*Blows some dust off of personal terminal and acceses IDate*
One request, and their picture is of a Termagant's intestines. I don't think you're thinking about me.

*floats by serenely and looks at the terminal Verviedi is at*
The third one from the left kind of looks like my cousin.

*screen bleepep up and loads fully*
You have 347965 messages, 2.7 million chat requests and 5607 video chat requests.

Someone's popular.....
*wry smile*
Just as planned...

*Ferrasian hall dining menu,s start following wk round room with a free samples tray and a large menu listing all forms of ales and drinks sold*

*studies the menu as she floats around*
Hmm, Roast Kraken with a side of cole slaw sounds interesting.

*a array of platters float slowly over in 1kg Childs portion, 5kg regular, 10kg large and 25kg super sharing platter. *

*a second array of drink options and sides begin to arrive

*note reads on menu*
All portions focused grouped by space wolves.

*a runic note sends mesage* please select portion size and sides etc, all others will float back.

Ferrasian halls, the finest steaks east side of the fang.

[Flips through menu and absent-mindedly fires a dart at WK from one end]

Guess I'll go with some kind of dessert.

*order rune floats by*
Please clearly state you selection and it will be sent quickly via floating tray

Please note sizes are in kilograms before you order.

Have a nice day.

*rune waits*

*selects the 5 kg portion and orders some Elven wine*
*idly dodges the dart*
At this point I'm not even going to bother asking why you keep throwing gak at me.

Well it certainly isn't to briefly distract you from the vox channel. [Innocent face]

[Orders a child portion of tiramisu]

You mean the vox channel I re-wired ages ago to connect you to the local grocery store? Yeah, your little actions have just been confusing the poor owner. Silly mon'keigh

Not my calls. [Rolls eyes] Nor that line.

*shrugs*
Oh well. If it's not that vox line then it's of very little importance to me.
*devious look appears In her eyes and she hops into the Butter Tank*

[Follows WK] Come out of there, you utter pest.

...Actually, I'm tempted to go for that cousin of yours. I've always had a thing for Eldar, and the sheer amount of rage you'd display if I succeeded in romancing her would most likely be awe-inspiring, considering your behavior remains consistent with your past manifestations.

Finally back! Had to go teach some scrubs how to aim blasters for some upcoming films, or something to that effect.

*Closes eyes to not get blinded by muzzle flashes*
Could you please, em, stop shooting? There aren't any enemies here except that mysterious vox channel.
*Intensely typing*

*hurls a can at BC from inside the Butter Tank*
Come back in 5 minutes! Your "friend" and I are having a discussion.
*laser beam from Kiln bounces inside the Tank*
Hey! Watch it you *Eldar curse word*

[Whacked by can] What the Hell? Get outta there! [Cocks bolter and walks slowly into tank] You like pretty things, elf?
I'm prepared to treat you to a pair of brass earrings if you don't vacate my home.

*throws another can at BC and beans him in the head*
I said, come back in 5 minutes! Are you deaf or something?
*grumbles something in Eldar*

 Verviedi wrote:
*Closes eyes to not get blinded by muzzle flashes*
Could you please, em, stop shooting? There aren't any enemies here except that mysterious vox channel.
*Intensely typing*

What was that? Did I just hear a, "First rank, FIRE! Second rank, FIRE!" issued to me? I believe so! This gives me an extra shot per laser gun PLUS a J.J. Abrams lens flare attack!

*A blaster bolt hits personal shield, disrupting meditation.*

"Watch where you point those things, strangely-armored Terrans!"

*Blasters continue to fire in random directions. Another pings off of shield.*

"By Adun, cease firing at once!"

*Yet another blaster bolt hits shield*

"That does it, foolish Terrans!"

*Manifests large psionic storm over KommisarKiln and his troopers*

[Sighs and steps further] [Aims at WK] I'll take that as a yes. [Starts firing]

*rips the gun out of BC's hands mentally and bends it in half*
Are you deaf or just plain stupid? I said to come back in 5 minutes and you keep ignoring me! I'm trying to have a civil chat with your girlfriend and you keep interrupting. Foolish human.
*tosses BC out of the Butter Tank mentally*

[Lands and skids to a halt] I don't think the Daemonette is going to be happy with anyone else doing that.

[Enraged scream from inside tank] Thought so.

Hmm.
*teleports to safety*
*shrugs*
Oh well. She'll get over it eventually.