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*land raider drives back in, blaster bolts pinging off harmlessly*
*puts on helmet*

Hey, I'm back, I was exploring the warehouses and found a ton of stuff *leaves a pile of marked crates for everyone*

*climbs back and drives to hall*

[Waves cheerfully to jhe] Welcome back! I'm off for a kip.

[Heads into butter tank] [Sound of someone being shoved into wall] ...I really do want to sleep. Please.
[Sound of sighing]
...Thank you.

[Daemonette stalks out of butter tank, sits with Verviedi, and begins carefully filtering out less safe matches on the dating site for him]

*space wolf points out several who are genestealrs or chaos aligned*

I date, they need better screening.
*summons a ale and helps filter the obvious dangerous ones*

You attracted some odd sorts.

...I don't "attract" anybody. They're all either bots or advertisers trying to see me something in a more personal manner. I said that this whole IDate thing was a terrible idea.
*Continues talking to WK's cousin*

*points* that one seems real, the one in the robes with the furry hat. Upper hive, from a family of traders.

yes she has one eye but you don't mind augments im sure.

i don't know, you humans are odd, oh Farseers cousin, how on earth do eldar get on this site?

*sits back reading a large scroll listing the latest updates in WOlf weekly, * Damn good, he deserved Long fang promotion years ago.

Wait, *Horrifically butchers pronounciation* finally got Long Fang? Didn't I kill him a while back? I suppose Astartes are rather durable.
*Finishes designing filter, and begins sorting every request into a 5-tier system*
Hmm... First priority...

Long Fang, rank entitling a brother to use heavy weapons such as plasma cannons..

as we age our fangs grow, a blow claw barely has any, a Grey hunter some, and a long fang is obvious.

Wold guard, then wold lord etc. its a simple rank system.

*shows a rank graphic on the scroll*

Hmm first id say ones not into torture...;

*to Verviedi*
If you can actually get my cousin interested I'll be amazed. Thirianna is notably devoted to her craft. Married to the job as you humans say

*Makes final salvoes at nearby rooftops*

THERE.

...

...The area is secure.

*More keystrokes, which eliminate all of the bots, leaving seven entries*
Backups. Now...
Bonesinger? Possible. Just says "Craft".

Tried cross checking on eldar book

Just crafts
Hmm, maybe if I, *works pad for few minutes*
Hope, nothing in the bone singers association page.

Hold on, let me pull up a psychological profile.
*Nothing happens*
Holy feth, who is she? It's like that dating site profile is the only evidence of her existence, besides Taldeer's word.

That's my cousin alright. She's very elusive

Not quite, She does have a blog.

Mostly kitten images and wraithbone designs,

nothing too informative
*sends link to taldeer*,

 KommissarKiln wrote:
*Makes final salvoes at nearby rooftops*

THERE.

...

...The area is secure.

The area was secure 3 hours ago. You're shooting at the sentries I set p to protect the Room against the Inquisition. Thanks a lot.

*to Jhe*
That's not the cousin we're talking about. That's my other cousin who runs a pet shop.

Oh, wrong runic form of the.... Yeah, nothing.

*goes back to scroll*
Nice, new info chunk on how best to jerky troll.

...So clearly this isn't going to go well. This is like trying to get in touch with a goddamn Ordo Chronos inquisitor.

If you truly wish to meet her then you won't give up human

This is becoming more and more an academic endeavor. I like mysteries.
Hmmm... Should appear on Ulthwe population registry.
*Places autotranslator on head and Eldar runes fill the screen*
This is the single gakkiest design for a website I've seen in about 200 years.

[Walks out of tank with a large black eye] I'm going to concede I need help. I've started punching myself in my sleep due to the amount of disagreement with myself.

Does personality backup work anything like with computers? Can I just do a rollback? [Looks wistful]

*Slowly turns head towards BC with a massive smile*
Can you repeat that?

Don,t know, eldar have different taste in design. No skulls or eagles. And they seem to hate gotihic. How cvan you hate Gothic?

Ummm not sure BC. Minds are far more complex than that.
Noyt fast reset, more a gentle rebuild.

*points to a rune on screen*
There she is.

*summons a rune of translation*


That's better. There may be hope for you yet V, she seems nice, and not torture loving, evil, insane or a battle sister who will burn you alive.

"Be careful what you wish for, buttery Terran. I don't like that look in Verviedi's eye. I saw a look much like that one on a Zerg once, before I killed it."

*Looks at Verv*

"I hope you know what you are doing, looking to start romantic relations with the Farseer's cousin. She could be more than you could handle."

I err... Asked if personality backups can do a rollback. Why is he smiling like what?

He,l be fine, she cannot be too crazy, and V needs some kind of spicing up in his life.

*ales float by i n various tankards*
To successful dates and mending minds! Ladee, itys a rebuild, roll back is too crude. Minds require masterful work not a blunt tool!
Just grab one if you want one.

My cousin is nice, you just need to find a way to impress her. For Eldar, a courting gift is customary, you just need to figure out what she wants.

Aye, maybe a nice rune carved jewal or gem.

Carve a eldar poem or such into it.

As a matter of fact I picked up a few good UN's from the stomach of a void whale. They form in them as they travel, rather rare.

Several spectral gems float in mid air

[Looks downcast] I just feel like every time we patch over some issue, it makes more of a mess. Like road that's been paved over repeatedly. I figured forgetting everything since my therapy started would put things back as they were.