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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*takes blade*, a very fine blade, very fine, balance nearly perfect, good solid hilt and a great crusade era micro power generator.

It's a true marvel. Thanks. Yes, well no one beats us at drinking ales, except Russ, but Russ not quite exactly anything less than a primarch so....

If ours returns, and yours comes back to life, a fine inter chapter contest is called for.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/19 23:30:08


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*stiffens slightly*
He WILL come back to life because he did not die in the first place! He is healing on the stasis throne. It is known

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Daemonette perks up ears and runs into the Butter Tank, giggling]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*notices the Daemonette run off*
Oh that can't be good...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Something unsettles me. Imagine, if our discussions, our quarrels, our heart-to-heart talks were transcribed into some sort of book, or similar format. Just, the number of pages we'd be at right now... It just doesn't feel right... Hmm.

EDIT: I have a bad feeling about this.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 00:30:52


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 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

T̖͓͓̖͕̺̺͖̭̦ͧ̌ͧ̔̍̐̑̒ͤ͆ͨ͊ͪͤ͋̐̾͘H̏̽͌ͮͤ͛͂ͬ͂̍ͨ̓͒͗̂̀҉͔̬͈̤͙͙ͅͅE̳͚͉͈̦̯ͤͪ̾̑ͦ̀͐̿ͤ̎͋̿ͬ͌̈͗̀͠ ̶̷̽͗̉͑̐ͬ͑́҉̮̰̱͈͔͇̠͍͚͈Ă̔̌̉͑̓ͮ͊̇ͩͨ̒̔̚҉͢͏̬̭̠̩̠͕̯̝̳͎͎͈̰͖̳̥͚͔̻V̔͌̉͛ͨ̊̏ͨ͞͏̯̖͎̱̗͙̯̲͓͎̙͎̟͕̰͍́A̴̴̸̘̠̮͓̺̜̗̩̹̫̝ͬ̌ͫͫ͠ͅT̶̸̨̨͎͚̯͈̱͎͇̜̠͖̰͕̰̞̾͊̈̄ͤ̀̍̈ͥ̏̋̈́̚͡A̴̫̖̥̤̱͉̦̜ͯͣ̈́ͬ̅͛͋͋́̆̔̃̅͆̃̄̀́͞͡Ȑ̅ͭ̐͌̀̈́͗̇͗͛̚̚҉̡͖̖͓͇̦̩ ̴̷̨̪͍̦̲̖͚̤͕͙͖͎̱̏̅́̋̍̌͑̎̔͊ͥ̔͑ͩ͌̚ͅͅͅR̴̵̨̡̺̹͈̯̆̐̅̒͛̅͊ͯ͋̑ͫ͒̕O̶̠̜̞̬̖̻͚̥͔̬̮̞̭̼͆ͯ̈́̓O͚̝͚̠̼̠̭͚͎͇͙͙̫̰͕̤͇͒̿̌̍ͥ͆̐̓̒̍ͮ͟͟M̶̨̻͈͔̰̱̊͑̋̄̌ͫ͌͒̈́ͬ̌ͨ̃̇̽ͦ̍͢͢ ̏ͥ̓̈͒̅̔̿̒ͭ̇͑҉̡̗̱̥͈̝̫͍̱͢͠C̷̰͎̯̘͇̳̰͎̭͓͖̝̹͗͌̒͊̿̒̀͝͡͝R̢ͭ͋͋ͩ͒͛̿̾ͥͩ͂̈́̏͌̏̊̈͐̑͢͢҉͈̻̠̭̯͔Ị̵̸̘͚̹̪͇ͥͯ̏͗̎͊̀̅̑͜E̢̖͉̩̟͛ͩ̀ͦͬ̂ͫͭ̆ͤ͐̃̚͡S̷̿̉̾ͫ̈́̔ͤ̆̏̍͏͚̲̜̬̙̲̤̳ ̶̷͉͍̬̫̯͍̭͈̺̠͖̱̈ͨͥ̉͗̿̇ͮͯ̔̆ͩ͞Ǒ̢̤̖̘̱̗̳̝̦̼̙͕̩̑ͧ̓͒̃̈ͥ̀ͧ͂͟͞͠U̵̧ͥ̅͗͋͏̹̰̱͖͇̺̣Ţ̷̧̗̫̺̺͖̣̋̽̿̌ͨ͒̒̉͊́͑̚͡ ̶͊̄ͤ̓̂̌̒̃̀̍̈́ͥ͋͞҉̯̯̗͎̼̻͙̬̜̘F̢͔͙̭̟̯̬̥̞̰͒̊̐̚̕O̓ͥ̈́ͨ̉̂̒̚͝͝҉̢̱͖̳͉ͅR̔̑ͧ͆̍ͧͫ̎̑̂͒͑̏ͤͬ̌͌͘͏̪͈͙̮͓͕̙̮̹͈̭͇ ̪̺̞̜̖̙̥͍̠ͮͮͧ͆ͦ̂̓̌ͨ́̐͑̅ͬ̚̕͢͟͞B̢͈̜̲̺ͧͧ̑ͨ̍͜͞ͅL̶̡̳̜̱͖̲̱ͪͧ͂̋̓ͮ̎ͩͮ̎ͯ̋͑ͅO̶̷̡͙̥̼͖̗̬̩͎̺͍̣̟͎̰̞͈̫ͮͨ̊ͬ͛͞O̺̲̦̠ͪ̈́ͩ̉͌̈́ͣ̋ͭ͡D̷̨̜̱͉̭̱͍̰̖̲͙̳̫̯̲̹̤̐͐́̑̑̓̓͌̋͛ͥ̈́ͬ̀̀!̧̨͕̜͕̱̏ͪ͊͛̉ͫͭ̉͆̍ͧ̉́͢͞



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 KommissarKiln wrote:
Something unsettles me. Imagine, if our discussions, our quarrels, our heart-to-heart talks were transcribed into some sort of book, or similar format. Just, the number of pages we'd be at right now... It just doesn't feel right... Hmm.

EDIT: I have a bad feeling about this.


You alright there friend?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Suddenly stiffens and starts looking around, obviously agitated*

"Something is coming..."

*The other nearby Protoss also seem nervous.*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh gak. It's the thing that escaped Co'tor's lab. It's here.
*The door flies open*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*raises boltgun and steps forward*
If it comes to this Room, it will receive only death!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*teleports into the room with a flash of green, while being accompanied by several immortals and wraiths*

A great enemy approaches this land.

*aims scythe at Co'tor's open door*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 War Kitten wrote:
*notices the Daemonette run off*
Oh that can't be good...
Spoiler:


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: That picture is unethically adorable.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Scampers out again and does a twirl] ... [Notices everybody is staring at the door, and huffs]

ooc: Couldn't think of a Valentines avatar, so I went the opposite direction.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 01:40:53



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks vaguely disturbed underneath the helmet*
I can't even.....
*shakes his head and aims his boltgun back at the door*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Wanders out of door sleeply*

...

What?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks downcast] I thought it'd be preferable to strolling about half naked all the time.

[Strolls over and pulls Co'tor out of the doorway]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*facepalms*
False alarm. It's just the Tau.
*slings boltgun once more*
I'm not even going to ask where you got that uniform...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Huh...? What are all you guys worrying about?

*is pulled by BC*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

It'd be far weirder if he only owned one entire uniform... [Looks perplexed]

[To Co'tor]One of your experiments escaped. Into there. [Points at vent]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*unslings flamer and walks over to the vent*
*opens up the vent and sends a jet of fire into it from the flamer*
I'll burn the fether out of there

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Another crippling wave of psychic force emanates from the vent*
"Half" naked? You made gravity roll over and obey. I'm impressed.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*continues shooting flames down into the vent*
*screeching comes from the vent*
BY THE EMPEROR JUST DIE ALREADY!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The vent explodes violently due to a massive psychic forcefield expanding inside of it*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Stands near the recently-exploded vent along with about 2 dozen Zealots. Two Immortals stand behind them as backup, their blasters trained on the vent entrance.*

"Steel yourselves, my fellow Protoss. No matter what comes out of that vent you will stand your ground!"

*Almost in unison, all Zealots activate their energy blades and shields and take combat stances.*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands and pets ZergSmasher in a distracted manner] Shiny.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*drops a frag grenade down the vent*
*detonates with a thump*
*another loud screech ensues*
BY THE EMPEROR, WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THIS THING?
*readies a vortex grenade*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

"If this...thing...that used to be the buttery Terran would stop touching me, I would hit it with a psionic storm."

*Elbows BC in the gut, then telekinetically throws him to the side.*

"Now I can end this..."

*Manifests psionic storm and channels it down the vent hole*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*aims boltgun down the vent*
Hopefully that killed it.
*arm shoots up and grabs my leg*
It didn't.
*continues firing down the hole*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*several pylons phase into the room, and start firing into the vents*

This monster cannot survive. Our survival depends on it.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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