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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 jhe90 wrote:
How... Your a human.... You must be one of first to tame one.

*semi spectral thunderolf growls at kroot*
Down, no kill.
Just be careful. You kroot riled them up abit.


Well. You know how you had a shipment of beef disappear...........

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

There's a puppy too. Though he seems rather less bouncy since Benny left. I think he used to feed it table scraps on top of the meats.

[Picks up book and curls up in armchair to practice]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 War Kitten wrote:
 jhe90 wrote:
How... Your a human.... You must be one of first to tame one.

*semi spectral thunderolf growls at kroot*
Down, no kill.
Just be careful. You kroot riled them up abit.


Well. You know how you had a shipment of beef disappear...........


That's where that went ...no on could find out where it went.
We had to serve elk that night.

Hmmm. Cannot complain, that is a Smart move

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Yep. Fluffy is the alpha of the pack, and he's my friend. I can't really say he's a pet.... he would rip me apart if I said that. But he's a good wolf.... when he has pups I might have Marla try to bond with one of them

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Where are the wolves? Wolves are scary for me.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Have a word with Kimmy when it comes to it. She isn't training that one so much as teaching it that people are very useful friends. I think she can sort of put that across in wolf psychology rather than mind meddling.

[Drinks tea] Bored.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Behind, and the odd one napping in the ferrasian hall

*points to large stone and wood structure. *

There tame and pretty safe long as your not a idiot, ones in mini feneris behind are still fairly wild.

Puppy you say. Yeah, best introduced early for best link to a human.
Long as you have plenty of room for them to run there fine.

Bc theres a planned poker night down in the hunting lodge below the feasting hall, a few are always looking for new players. Being plenty of credits though.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/29 23:24:01


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Please ask it not to hurt me, sir. It's no fun being hurt.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/29 23:32:14


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

There fine, long as you do not do like feral kroot and try and kill and eat one they normally just ignore you or come and go as they please to sleep or wander !into feneris for food and exercise.

I keep them in line anyway.

The big one in corner is mine, I earned its trust, And its respect. It will not attack unless ordered or it it self is attacked. Fluffy is a pretty relaxed one normally. Don,t mind the phasing out, its part wolf, part spectral ferrasian spirit.

Honestly, there not going to hurt you.
There like the terran kind only alot bigger than the regular kind and quite abit smarter.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/29 23:43:41


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

They should count themselves lucky they have you. I'm just a stray kitty, it's no fun at all

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*concentrates before releasing pheromones into the air, and the wolf starts to calm down*

I suspect the ferals either forgot about this in their hunger, or it simply died out as their generations went on. It's very useful, you can make sure birds and the like don't warn prey about you by suddenly running off.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I should go give Marla her gift. Both for our anniversary and for her birthday.
*walks over to the parked Repressor and Marla comes out and looks at the gifts*
See? I remember....
*dragged into Repressor*
*Repressor drives off*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Nice trick, well it works. You should join the next hunt for Sunday specials. *hands b2j a flier detailing the hunt*

Calmed a blackmane, however might not of worked on the ones they met, very powerful spirits, they do not influence easily.

*waves to wk*
Good luck! Hope she likes the gifts.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/30 00:19:24


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*a shadow moves off in the corner of the Room*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Who are you?

OOC: Cats can see in the dark.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: That's actually fairly interesting. I knew that had decent night vision, but not that they can see in the dark

BIC:
*freezes in place before disappearing behind a low wall*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Look. Metal man, I can see you. You're not fooling anyone.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*no more movement can be seen around the wall*
*utter silence descends on the area*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Puppy wanders up and starts sniffing WK's chest]
[Strolls over] Seems you made a friend. [Tickles puppy's ears] And I can read your warp presence. I just find it more entertaining to not spoil the game.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*head snaps up and body language shows alarm at BC's approach*
*raises Shuriken Catapult*
The Great Enemy....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Tilts head] You wouldn't hit an unarmed person, now, would you, warrior? [Puts down book]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Why hit anyone at all? We should play together!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Eldar, I rather wouldn't do that. It just makes things problematic. And messy.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*throws a live stun grenade and disappears into the shadows again*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Thinks the stun grenade is a ball and tries to catch it*

Mister, I think you dropped this.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/30 03:23:22


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Covers eyes and stumbles back] Agh! Why? [Arms involuntarily reform into jagged claw-like blades from the elbow downwards]
Stay back, puppy. I can't see properly.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is now hiding in a tree outside*
*gets on the Eldar vox*
Yes, the Great Enemy is here Farseer. It is worse than we thought. The humans willingly allow her in their midst!
*listens*
I undertand.

OOC: This guy is from a different Craftworld than my Farseer, just letting you guys know.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*A blip is detected on Protoss sensor feed from an Observer*

"Ah, that'd be the Eldar who thinks he is sneaky."

*Manifests small psionic storm right where that blip is*

"Come on out, you're not fooling anyone here."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*watches as psionic storm engulfs a tree several yards away*
I see the decoys are working like a charm.
*sighs*
Foolish Protoss, even they are short-sighted, just like the humans..

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Eyes begin to clear] [Growls] That was a cruel thing to do, to a sensory daemon. My pupils aren't like most warm blooded creatures, they don't constrict.
[Points blade at WK] You come down here and explain yourself.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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