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*punch bounces off a energy barrier harmlessly*

Power armour was better in my day.

*catch's second thunder hammer and starts raining hits down*

This damn marine has taken more damage than a small titan!

AND ILL KEEP TAKING IT!!!

*ignores petty thunder hammer and keeps fight WK*

*ONLY fething THING HERE THAT'LL FIGHT LIKE A NON-PANSY!!

[Daemonette side-steps, and BC bounces off the wall] ...
[Staggers to feet amid cartoon stars around head] [Holds up the pin of a grenade belt that's hanging off WK's waist]

I have fast hands. [Glares]

*explosion from grenade knocks V from feet and into Jhe, knocking the Space puppy off his feet*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*grenades do nothing to the mega armor I'm wearing*
YOU DESERVED IT HUMIE. NEVER MESS WITH AN ORK. WE'Z DED ARD'.
*grabs Vanden and slams him into a wall*
WAAAAAAAAAGH!

*rights self in fraction of second and vanishs*

Ooc me tired, il phase out and leave a present.
Bic
*mag locks a large melta bomb to sgts armour normally used to destroy titans*
*bomb sounds* detonation in 1 second.....

*Matches 'WAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!' with FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

*Grabs head of WK and headbutts, ocntinues with repeated kicks and punches, driving ork back and buckling the armour*

FETH YOU! FETH YOUR MOB! AND FETH THE FETHING GAKHOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM!

*meltea bomb detonates with heat of a small star*

[Turns a high power fire hose on WK and Sgt] Fething pack it in before I make you sit in opposite corners.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Matches 'WAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!' with FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

*Grabs head of WK and headbutts, ocntinues with repeated kicks and punches, driving ork back and buckling the armour*

FETH YOU! FETH YOUR MOB! AND FETH THE FETHING GAKHOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM!

YOU'VE GOT SOME SPIRIT HUMIE! I'LL GIVE YOU THAT, BUT YER NO MATCH FOR DA WAAAAAGH!
*headbutts Vanden in return and smashes him into the floor*
WAAAAAAAAGH!
*tries to stomp on Vanden*
*fires twin linked shoota at BC blindly*
ZOG OFF KOMMISSAR!

*Smashes Melta bombs with Power wrench, failing to diffuse it explodes and hurls V limp body across room.*

*comes out of Co'tor's workshop with a pulse emitter*

That's enough. Kill each other, fine. The commisar? Not an option.

*turns the beacon on, which sends out a large EMP wave that causes mega nob armor and power armor to lock in place*

Now, I say we calm down before Khorne is summoned to the materium from all of this anger.

*raises rifle*

Any dissent is punishable by plasma round execution to your skull.

*Hides behind a brick wall and covers self with a camo patterned blanket*

This will save me even from the destructive power of a mightly Volcano cannon!

*Leg seems to have removed itself from V's torso, lifeblood leaks and slowly crawls towards Ork, power knife in hand*

*Anger burning hotter than ever, lunges the last 3 and a half m and cuts him from Mega armour.*

*Collapses to ground and goes into coma*

*stands up slowly*
*now wearing eavy' armor*
*turns to regard 2BJ1*
YOUR MISTAKE RUNT!
*charges at him, taking a plasma round to the shoulder*
*tackles him*

*big red angry eye apeers in wall*

*in a voice deep with ainciant malice and rage*
You called me you say. That's not wise.

*Stands up and fires Lasgun off in all directions*

SSUUUUUUPPPPRESSSSSSIIIINNG FIIIIIIIREEEEEE!!!

*ducks underneath WK and fires a plasma round into the back of his knee*

Be'gel, stand down now. This is your last chance.

*hears the voice in the sky*

Now, why don't you use your two brain cells and shoot at that, not us?

OOC Did not see that coming... *cough* nobodies dying or anything...

[Throws a beer can at the eye] Feth off, you voyeuristic space perv!

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*ducks underneath WK and fires a plasma round into the back of his knee*

Be'gel, stand down now. This is your last chance.

*hears the voice in the sky*

Now, why don't you use your two brain cells and shoot at that, not us?

*plasma round is deflected by kustom force field*
*grabs 2BJ1 bodily and slams him into the ground*
NICE TRY YA RUNT!

*eye is quietly laughing but slowly growing as fight caries on*
Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*sighs, before walking over to Vanden*

Alright, gue'la. If you can hear me, you better not swing at me, or I'll leave you to your fate in the blizzard.

*wraps several layers of bandages onto his dismembered leg, and a second Kroot arrives to apply pressure onto it*
*pulls out several needles and injects them into Vanden after removing his helmet*

You really did take a beating, I'd recommend you sit out on the next few fights, if that's even possible for you.

*eye vanishs soon as came leaving a final message*

Angry Marine, your chapter is why I'm so powerful. You make your own enemies.

Yet you cannot help it fool.
Mwahhhhhhh

*Eye opens*
*Throws knife at giant eye in the wall, nailing into it, continues throwing objects at eye- to no avail...*
*Grabs severed leg*
*Throws leg at eye*
*Goes into coma again from excessive rage build-up and bloodloss*

[Begins slingshotting sliced lemons into the eye]
I said, piss off!

*warboss and other Orks leave because they heard the local bar had a sale on fungus beer*
*I crash through the ceiling and land next to TCL*
Fancy meeting you here friend.
*sees the cluster feth that is occurring in front of the wall*
*begins firing lasgun*
SUPRESSING FIRE!

*Thunder hawk crashes into roof*

*Three angry marines drop down and pick up V, carrying him off to the thunderhawk that slowly reverses out of roof.*

*clicks disappointedly before injecting several more needles into Vanden*

Stay unconscious, will you? I already slowed your heart rate down, and one of your hearts stopped beating altogether from this fight. Much more and you won't wake up at all. Just. Stay. Down.

*turns around and throws black knife into WK, surpassing the force field and impaling itself into his right eye*

My thanks, Co'tor. The Knife works beautifully.

*turns back to Vanden and continues to heal him*

OOC: Ninja'd. Just ignore...

*eye leaves a sinister burn in wall in firm of eye that is not quite normal*

Ooc
That was fun, maybe Il return as somthung non corporial after Russ.