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2016/02/15 20:20:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shrugs and throws the last handful of coins in the air. They catch the light of a lamp and sparkle, and then hit the ground, spraying everywhere*
*Punch connects, and I reel back*
Worth it...
OOC: Yes, basically. I'm trying to induce Shiny Object Syndrome.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/15 20:22:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*BC tries to go after the coins and I get him in a headlock*
Feth you Verviedi.
*starts dragging a squirming BC off*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/15 20:27:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC slips free and then scurries under coffee table and tucks knees up]
[Watches from doorway whilst on vox] ...Yes sir, I think I may need more time off, it's a very bad cough.. [Facepalms]
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2016/02/15 20:37:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*floats by dicating tasks to line of orcs*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 20:57:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[ BC slips free and then scurries under coffee table and tucks knees up]
[Watches from doorway whilst on vox] ...Yes sir, I think I may need more time off, it's a very bad cough.. [Facepalms]
*drags BC out from under the coffee table*
Come on Commissar.... your girlfriend wants to see you. She had Kimmy deliver a note to the Guard. Now stop struggling!
*dodges a punch from BC*
Stop it!
*dodges a second punch*
Alright. That's enough out of you!
*hogties BC and begins dragging him towards the Butter Tank*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/15 21:07:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Drops vox and runs over] The idea was you keep him nearby to get psyker help with his nerves... [Stops WK] Maybe you should go and see if the guard need any drills running.
[Unties BC and sits on floor next to him] Friend, you are not having a great day.
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2016/02/15 21:09:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well sir. If I didn't bring him to the Butter Tank his girlfriend threatened to do some VERY bad things to me in places that only MY girlfriend should see.
*shuffles awkwardly*
She's very scary when she's mad sir.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/15 21:16:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ok, so I'm only a floating eye but I say do as she said
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 21:26:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Girlfriend? You mean that nice young lady? [Confused]
[Stands up and walks to butter tank] Miss, I'm very sorry, but he can't come and see you right now, we're trying to resolve his inability to function as a person.
[Leans in doorway] Hello?
[Pulled off feet] Madam, I'm not that kind of morale officer!
[Hatch slams shut]
[BC holds up tinfoil ball]
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2016/02/15 21:30:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*mood music plays from tank*
Looks like commisar found her.....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 21:36:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shrugs*
He'll be ok I think. Maybe a bit disoriented, but he'll come out alright.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/15 21:37:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC lowers tinfoil ball and looks sad] [Unwraps contents and smokes it while sat under the table]
[Yelling and crashing from Butter Tank]
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2016/02/15 21:40:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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He,s going to have fun I guess.
Least she your battle sister might be slightly less crazy lol.
Just insanely Dangerous!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 21:55:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps into the hatch and drags the Daemonette off of BC*
I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
*Hands BC a copy of Codex: Armageddon and a printout of Yarrick's wiki page*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/15 21:58:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Boring should have left him to have fun.
She seems "interesting"
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 22:14:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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She just wanted me to do the dishes. [Glares at BC] Apparently he's been skipping all of his chores recently.
[Small cloud of purple smoke rises from under coffee table]
[Looks bewildered at book and papers] What is this?
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2016/02/15 22:22:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is now roasting a small pig on a campfire under the coffee table with BC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/15 22:33:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Just read it.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/15 22:53:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Reads codex] [Goes increasingly pale] This can't be real...
[Skims Wikipedia printout, and goes very quiet] [Sags in chair slightly]
...Why?
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2016/02/15 23:15:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*reads from afar*
It seems you are the hero the impirum needs, but it is not a easy road to take. This ork warlord will come, but will you be there to stand against him, will you let the planet fall?
You have a choice to make at some point in your future
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 23:22:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But... It sounds like I become a raging lunatic. So much hate. Not to mention being captured and tortured by Orks.
[Looks at hands] ... [Touches fingers against one another]
[Stares at table]
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2016/02/15 23:30:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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In your universe,the ravings of a mad man make more sense than reasoned argument
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/15 23:35:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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What manner of heresy is this?!
[Aims bolter at Buttery Commissar]
Yarrick? Is That really you?
[Lowers bolter]
Somebody please explain to me what manner of sorcery this is...
Ooc Hi Room! First post on Dakka ever!
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2016/02/15 23:42:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up] It is...
Well... This room is a temporal anomaly. Think of it like how warp travel distorts time. There are people here who know me as far older, and know my future...
I'd try not to think about it too much.
Ooc: Welcome!  Hope you like it here.
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2016/02/15 23:47:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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A temporal anomaly...are we in some place in the warp? -wait...how did i get here?
Ooc Thank you, reading through the last 100 pages has been comical
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2016/02/15 23:52:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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WHO THE FLAMING FETH ARE YOU?!?!
*Looks at SJ*
Oh, I *erhem* mean, Hello fellow servant of the Imperium, what might somebody such as yourself be doing in a place like this?!?!?!
*Brushes back hair with hand and relights cigar*
*Makes self presentable*
Ooc Welcome to where all the gak goes down
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/16 00:02:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Sister Jean wrote:What manner of heresy is this?!
[Aims bolter at Buttery Commissar]
Yarrick? Is That really you?
[Lowers bolter]
Somebody please explain to me what manner of sorcery this is...
Ooc Hi Room! First post on Dakka ever!
Oh no, there's two of them now.... Marla is going to kill me....
*dives for cover*
OOC:
Welcome to the Avatar Room, where the weird is normal, time doesn't matter, and where warp portals opening up is only the second weirdest thing to happen that day
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/16 00:02:56
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/16 00:09:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I see a certain Chapter has made landfall here...Hello Sgt, I am a female, by your behavior, i would assume you've never spoken to one before, and i would like to know how i got here myself.
And what might you mean 'There's two of them now'? Is there another from my order here?
[Looks at War Kitten]
Please tell me where i might find her!
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2016/02/16 00:09:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*slowly backs away from SJ*
Oh no, no no no.
OOC: Welcome to Dakka. I hope you find your stay enjoyable.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/02/16 00:15:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Sister Jean wrote:I see a certain Chapter has made landfall here...Hello Sgt, I am a female, by your behavior, i would assume you've never spoken to one before, and i would like to know how i got here myself.
And what might you mean 'There's two of them now'? Is there another from my order here?
[Looks at War Kitten]
Please tell me where i might find her!
I meant no offense m'lady, Its just...the last time I saw a Sister of Battle...She was being murdered by a Chaos Lord...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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