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My tear glands are fully operational, yes. I do the things I do for other people because they deserve to experience life to the fullest. I missed my opportunities, and it's only now, centuries older than I should be, that I get to experience the things that normal people get to experience in their first three decades of life.
Wow. That sentence was horribly structured. Just putting that out there. I'll wait here until the injection I took to deal with the memetics in the basement wears off. My amygdala is currently running basic functions only, so I am severely emotionally impaired for the moment.

*Calls over waiter and orders a bottle of the finest Macragian Wine*

They're Pansyfied Mary Sues, but at least they have a good taste for wine.

*Orders Roast pig from Menu*

I'm not overly sure you can eat a whole roast, but as a contingency, im ordering another, IF you wish to eat something else, i will pay, that's fine with me. Oh emprah, im panicking slightly, ummmmm...

*Gestures for help from both V and WK*

Please help...

*Waiter whispers in Vanden's ear, with my voice*
The waiter is a humanlike android. Pay for both of you, and on the way out, he will slip the cash into your back pocket.

Ill have a roast pig actually, havent had one since emperor knows when...
[Giggles at V's outburst]
No need to be shy, I really cant tell you the last time i saw a guy treat me like this anyway, so i guess im kindof new to this as well...
[Hears Verviedi's robob speak and blushes again]
I really think there isnt any need for that Verviedi...Vandens a big boy, and he doesnt need help from you, Do you Vanden?
[Looks at Vanden]
So, what do you do in your spare time?

*Sips wine*

Thanks V, but ill be fine...

*Drowns the rest of the wine in mouth before pouring another glass, then doing the same to SJ's cup*

So, in my spare time...what do i do...

Ooc This is gonna be great...

Bic Well, i enjoy murdering orks in their sleep, Ripping Chaos colons out of their ribcages, Pleasuring Slanneshi Daemons with their own appendages...the list goes on...What about you, i guess purging and
murdering heretics would be No. 1 on the list???

Well, your half right, I enjoy Burning heretics, which may qualify as murdering, but anyway, I enjoy praying to the emperor, killing for the emperor and pretty much anything else that can get me closer to the emperor.
[Drinks rest of wine, then procedes to pick up bottle and drink the rest of the wine]
Anyway, i'm done for the night, thanks for dinner, and have fun with the cheque.
[Winks at Vanden and walks off, before turning back and writing something on a napkin]
[Hands napkin to Vanden and walks off]
See you later Marine...

Ooc Do i need a reason to just drop my character and leave, because i need to go to sleep...
Just realized that you have no idea what i wrote on it...Hmmm...how bout Coordinates to some place?

OOOO your an Aussie!

OOC: Don't worry. People just assume your character went to sleep, or fethed off to somewhere.

BIC: Well, today worked out better than I expected.

*floats about reading book on zero gravity football*

Oh, hello sister, I'm sauron. Well his floating eye anyway.
*gives orders to orcs*

Good, now we can start rebuilding badadur.

[Shuffles through door, sucking a lollipop, with an I was good at the Psyker's Office sticker depicting an unfocused looking bunny giving a thumbs up]
... I think that went okay.

Yarrick didn't get a sticker. [Shakes head] He went for a full 24hr mind wipe, which unfortunately meant he forgot why he was there. He started accusing us of being kidnappers and took me hostage until his boss turned up.

I exposed him to a temporal anomaly, which basically spoiled his future to him. I'm not surprised he needed a mind wipe.

Why would you do that? [Looks tired] He's easily the ...third? ...most volatile person in the room.

At the moment it seemed like a good idea. Plus, I was drugged up to my eyeballs on pills that prevent me from suddenly dying due to the memetic hazard in the basement.

Oi... think I rekovered from dat... incident... I 'ad a few days ago...

How many of you'z ears still works?

I'm ok..... Somewhat....

P-perfectly fine here.
*Clutches temples*
Oh good Emperor, I hope I don't need another injection of that crap. I like being able to feel feelings.

Memetic... Hazard? Why are you storing such things here?

Why do we have a whatever hazzed down there.....

Seriously do you open any box without checking it first?
*rolls giant flaming eye*

Seriously, any security here?

Because Tigurius sent me a package with a shape that cannot be described in it.
No, seriously, when I tried to explain anything detailed about it to a Servitor, its head exploded.

Huh. Let me see? [Finishes lollipop] I just end up back in the toaster if my head explodes.

Well Last night was eventful...
[Stretches]
So, wheres the marine?

What if you have no head?
I'm just a faint floating warp fueled eyeball?

Can it even harm me?

Im not sure it can-but im pretty sure I CAN!
[Jumps at jhe90]
Die warp-spawned filth!
[Pulls out vacuum cleaner of old and begins sucking in the giant floating eye]

*Opens the door to the basement*
I don't think you need the perception drugs to look at it without dying, but just in case, I have your conciousness ready to download.

*vacume sets on fire from sucking eye*

Hey, im not chaos aligned, just a neutral foreign warp entity. .

,a vacume cleaner, please, this is not ghos t busters......

 Sister Jean wrote:
Im not sure it can-but im pretty sure I CAN!
[Jumps at jhe90]
Die warp-spawned filth!
[Pulls out vacuum cleaner of old and begins sucking in the giant floating eye]

*snaps awake at the sound of the vacuum*
Feth. I knew I shouldn't have had that last shot of amasec with Marla.
*sees SJ trying to suck Jhe into the vacuum*
That's.... one way to do it I suppose.

Oh bugger...guess ill find a way EVENTUALLY...
[Walks off looking for item to purge warp-filth]
I'll be back...

oh, guess she does not like floating flaming sentient eyeballs?

what do you folks have against this warp anyway?

[Wanders down into basement] ... [Whistles quietly]
...
...
[Wanders back out]

The sock puppet, or was that the wrong box?

*sighs and stands up*
*disappears into the PDF Garage*
*sounds of hammering and drilling emanate from the garage*

Whats the bet he's making a diorama on the history of the imperium?
[Pulls out beanbag and sits on it waiting expectantly]