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Can i ride the knarloc?

*Looks very excited*

*smiles*

If the knarloc doesn't eat you in the endeavor. Just, don't hurt it, ok?

FETH YEH!

*Jumps on back of knarloc*

TO SPACE!

*Knarloc poops rainbow and flies into space*

[Looks hurt] It wasn't an order, guardsman. You look unwell. [Sits down and hands WK some tea]

[Kimmy shuffles over and looks intensely at BC]
Hi kiddo, you been busy study-
[She backs away, looking frightened]

[Looks behind self, confused] ..?
I'm scary now? But I haven't done anything.
[She runs away, panicked]

[Puts head in hands] ...I've really messed up, haven't I.

*eye looks on suprised*


What the........ I just give up on logic!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Looks hurt] It wasn't an order, guardsman. You look unwell. [Sits down and hands WK some tea]

[Kimmy shuffles over and looks intensely at BC]
Hi kiddo, you been busy study-
[She backs away, looking frightened]

[Looks behind self, confused] ..?
I'm scary now? But I haven't done anything.
[She runs away, panicked]

[Puts head in hands] ...I've really messed up, haven't I.

*Kimmy is now hiding behind me on the couch*
*looks at BC*
I think it's the lack of soul thing. She's terrified of it.
*Kimmy is now clinging to my backplate*

You look hollow....

Il be back.....have a chat with someone..... Fix things.....

*pops out of existence *

Hmm, you're similar to a blank then, or a solitaire? One of the Untouchables, which is ironic, because of how you got into such a state.

*Lands on ground and shoves knife to 2BJ1's throat*

*Points pistol at BC*

Tell me where i am and how i got here before i slit your throat and blow your brains out.

Surely only one of those would be necessary. [Doesnt look up]

*Pushes knife closer to throat, drawing blood*

*Shoots wall next to BC*

You were saying? Now, where am i and how did i get here?

Gue'la, if you kill us now you're stuck here. And you wouldn't last a day, so get off me before I take that arm from you and have myself a treat. Sound good?

*Holsters pistol and drives knife into kroot's chest*

*Blocks rapid strikes that are sure to be returned*

Threats are not appreciated Jackal.

*coughs up blood onto Vanden's visor*

Jackal? Finally, some new nicknames.

*knarloc walks over and starts drooling on Vanden*

Now. Get off or get eaten. And make it quick, the knife is starting to hurt.

You're a brave man, getting that close to a Kroot-
[Pulls powersword and tackles Vanden to the floor] I don't know who you are, or how you got here. I don't fething care.
[Switches on power field and holds it to Vanden's chin] But this can cut through nearly anything regardless of the speed I use it. You would hear your flesh frying for a long time. Do we have an understanding?

[Climbs off Vanden, sheaths sword and steps away]

I am NOT afraid of an oversized Duck.

*Wipes off blood and drool from visor and aims pistol once again at BC*

As i said, threats are not appreciated.

*Pulls out SMG and points it towards 2BJ1 whilst keeping an eye towards the knarloc*

Now I ask again, where am i, and how did i get here?

*stands up and rips the knife out of his chest*

Ah feth, that could've hit something vital, you know?

*draws a blade and stabs it into Vanden's side*

Now, don't call me duck. Do you understand?

*twists the blade while it's still inside Vanden*

*Grunts and grabs 2BJ1's head*

*Headbutts 2BJ1 and pushes him back*

*Tears knife out of side and throws it aside*

Fine then, one on one then? It's a bit one sided right now.

*Throws weapons down*

*Brings up fists*

Come on then, Duck.

One sided? Bah. How about you can keep your switchblade, but take that helmet off? I'd like to see your face before I can kill you.

I have no idea. [Sighs] And I still don't care.
[Looks over at Kimmy who is now curled up tightly behind WK]
I'm really going for Father of the Year here, aren't I? [Drops powersword in disgust, and facepalms]

Fine with me.

*Takes of helmet and reveals feminine face*

Come on then.

*gently begins rocking Kimmy*
Sshh. It's ok. Your dad is still your dad. He's just changed a litlte.
*sees Vanden and 2BJ1 fighting*
Can you two take that elsewhere? There's children here.

I'll give her time... [Backs away and walks into butter tank] [Sounds of crashing]
[Ejected onto floor, and pelted with various objects] I'm sorry! [Covers head and backs away]

... [Sits in the corner] Apparently the Daemonette is quite upset with me.

*Immediately adopts a battle stance and lifts Vanden into the air telekinetically*
Well, at least you're not a Pariah. I do get an awful sensation when I go near you, but everything seems to be working fine.

*draws a curved knife*

Gue'la. I'll be nice. Stop with your false threats so I don't have to use this knife.

*Kimmy continues to cling to my backplate*
PUT HIM/HER DOWN ALREADY 2BJ1! HE/SHE IS SCARING KIMMY!

*turns to look at WK*

Didn't you just ask me to stop this fighting for the girl? I offer peace then you want me to kill for her. I believe you should get your morals checked, human.

I said to take it elsewhere, not that you shouldn't kill him. Don't misconstrue my words Kroot.

The point still stand that you want me to kill him in front of the girl right now. I can't move him while Verviedi has him in place.

*Kimmy has now fallen asleep against my backplate*
She's asleep. You're good to go