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[Shakes head] You misunderstand. You can't own this body. It isn't mine. This corporeal form was grown by Verviedi.

[Lifts hat and reveals small butterfly] This is my body. [Butterfly sits on finger] There was a string of accidents.

OOC: Both true, and sad. That butterfly has been in my avatar for months, I never thought it'd come up in conversation.

OOC: I was always wondering where the Hat-erpiller came from! I wonder how many avatars in this room have random stray nanites or my enhancements in them, actually.

Ooc: When Zombiekilla turned me into a Fallout supermutant, and you moved my mind over to blank #1, there was a stray original body rampaging around and mutating.
Selym turned it into a caterpillar, and rather than let people stamp on it, I drew it on my hat and kept it safe.
That's a lot of history in a 5 minute butterfly doodle.

Page 789 is the small print on souls owned by interdimensinal aliens and enslavers...... Unless he is owned by one and it says souks are property of the said enslaver or alien....

Ya don,t beat a faint eye at reading.

And by status of a dark lord I have membership of the contract body, so I know what I'm reading.

*is watching all this go on*
The more you know....

Aye human. The more you know, he even forgot the damned admin department is not a Myth!

They exist under lesser chaos god redtapicous burocratious . Ya humans only thi k ld the big 4, there's a few minor gods too.

Met malal, guy was salty at not being in the codex, again.....
So salty he dried a entire planet to dusty husk on release of last dex....

[Butterly flutters over and sits on WK's shoulder] [Starts squeaking very quietly]
Don't listen to it, it's usually asking for more food. Last thing we need is porky butterflies. [Wags finger]

The big 5.
*Looks insulted*
The Machine-God is still a major god, in my opinion. Even though it doesn't get its own proper name and symbol.

Chaos gods.....

Machine god is counted as a neutral God, not chaos. Not eldar, not of the imperial emperor or the ctan or ork gods....

So many gods...

Nvm double post

Oh, run off back to the warp ya purple git

I'm a lord of my own fate unlike you, a lackey....

 Trondheim wrote:
Nvm double post

Forum's eaten the original. It's the software. :(

*tinkering with a rocket launcher off in the corner*
Feth...

*krootox moves in to the barracks, and returns shortly afterwards with a bag of marshmallows in its mouth*
*sighs*

I don't support theft, but I really don't want to play tug of war for those. Gue'la, I don't suppose I could find a way to compensate for those? It'd be simpler and easier than getting the drool off of those, and then I won't have the emotional krootox on my hands.

Send guard to go check the warehouse zone....

They have enough gear and suplies to equip a entire PDF there.

[Rummages in pocket and pulls out a bar of chocolate] [Holds it out gingerly for the Krootox so it can make smores]
[Krootox hisses with mouth full of marshmallow bag and puffs itself up at BC]
... [Puts the bar on the ground and backs away] Apparently I now frighten animals. [Hangs head]

I'm gonna go read my updated Primer and try not to wreck anything else. [Walks into barracks]

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*krootox moves in to the barracks, and returns shortly afterwards with a bag of marshmallows in its mouth*
*sighs*

I don't support theft, but I really don't want to play tug of war for those. Gue'la, I don't suppose I could find a way to compensate for those? It'd be simpler and easier than getting the drool off of those, and then I won't have the emotional krootox on my hands.

Depends. Is that the bag laced with enough hot sauce to put down a gargant? Some fethwit in the barracks put a bunch of hot sauce into one of the bags and didn't say which bag

I doubt that it is that bag. The Krootox probably smelled that one and grabbed a different one. I can send a Kroothound in to find the bag in your barracks if you want, as well.

*watches BC walk away*

Poor commisar. Hopefully Verviedi's plan can get his spirit back with that plan of his.

 War Kitten wrote:

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*krootox moves in to the barracks, and returns shortly afterwards with a bag of marshmallows in its mouth*
*sighs*

I don't support theft, but I really don't want to play tug of war for those. Gue'la, I don't suppose I could find a way to compensate for those? It'd be simpler and easier than getting the drool off of those, and then I won't have the emotional krootox on my hands.

Depends. Is that the bag laced with enough hot sauce to put down a gargant? Some fethwit in the barracks put a bunch of hot sauce into one of the bags and didn't say which bag

Hot sauce, I hered it was industrial caffine powder, the 1g to 5 lires of caffine kind. Put 200gram bag in another bag and got lost. Looks oddly like suger.....enough caffine to give a space marine a massive multi heart attack.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I doubt that it is that bag. The Krootox probably smelled that one and grabbed a different one. I can send a Kroothound in to find the bag in your barracks if you want, as well.

*watches BC walk away*

Poor commisar. Hopefully Verviedi's plan can get his spirit back with that plan of his.

Oh good. I really didn't want to deal with a Krootox that drank a bunch of hot sauce. That would be horrifying
*Krootox roars in anger*
Oh feth.

Or the caffine then it will well. What does happen when you give a krootex the equivalent of 1000 lites of high strength caffine in one hit?

Confusion, anxiety, hallucinations, anger, sadness, protectiveness, a mix or all of the above? We don't feed them that much caffeine. For good reason, I might add. Or hot sauce for that matter.

[Yelling from inside barracks, followed by fire alarm]

[Races out with greatcoat arms and gloves on fire, trying to remove a flaming book from his lap area]
[Attempts to stop drop and roll while guards fumble with a fire hose] ...I-I just started reading the litanies!

Well it ate one. Or maybe both packets.....

It mighty be a tad unpredictable

*starts backing away from the Krootox*
Uh guys? You might want to run....

Easy, krootox. We aren't here to hurt you.

*puts a hand onto the Krootox' head*
*krootox gives a warning growl*

Easy boy. Easy...

*turns to WK*
Run. Now.

*floats off quickly*

Hot sauce and caffine.... It's going to have a sore head and gut in morning!

Wait, how is it even alive. That should be enough stimulants to kill a space marine!

It's still a type of Kroot at the end of the day. If we didn't have durable digestive systems we wouldn't be around to deal with this issue.

I'm okay! Really!
[PDF troopers succeed in connecting the fire hose, and hit BC with the jet] [And the wall] [And the ceiling]
[Propelled across room whilst now largely extinguished]

[Curls up in a sooty wet ball on the floor] I'm not okay.

*takes off running towards the Guard barracks*
Fethfethfethfethffethfethfethfeth!