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*krootexs eyes begin to go weird and srarts making fast jerky static movements*

Umm, strong but it it is having some time effects!

*pulls BC to his feet and backs away from the krootox*

I didn't say we were invincible. I don't want to do anything else to his system while he's like this, but otherwise I would tranquilize him. I'm afraid this will have to run its course.

*still running*
TAKE COVER!
*dives behind some sandbags*

It's just an overdose on hot sauce or caffeine. I suggest you don't yell though, it only bothers the krootox.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
It's just an overdose on hot sauce or caffeine. I suggest you don't yell though, it only bothers the krootox.

*pops up*
Sorry. I always feel a bit jumpy after I come out of whatever rage the mark forces me into.

What. Da. Zog.

OOC: On this device, BC and Jhe have Verveidi's avatar, and WK, Verveidi, and 2BJ1 all have WK's avatar. So all I can see is a pair of scientists and a bunch of IG/Commissars. It's correct if I look at your profile pages, but still... Really weird. It gives me ideas, however. But now I have to try to explain what I'm seeing BIC, lol.

BIC: I fink I've 'ad some REALLY bad fungus beer, I see too many o' you... *hiccups, begins singing badly out of tune* Fill my eyez wiv dat dubble vision....

 KommissarKiln wrote:
What. Da. Zog.

OOC: On this device, BC and Jhe have Verveidi's avatar, and WK, Verveidi, and 2BJ1 all have WK's avatar. So all I can see is a pair of scientists and a bunch of IG/Commissars. It's correct if I look at your profile pages, but still... Really weird. It gives me ideas, however. But now I have to try to explain what I'm seeing BIC, lol.

BIC: I fink I've 'ad some REALLY bad fungus beer, I see too many o' you... *hiccups, begins singing badly out of tune* Fill my eyez wiv dat dubble vision....

OOC Edit: Now I look like WK! That's 2 scientists and 4 IG with nice hats. Tzeentch have mercy on this thread.

 KommissarKiln wrote:
What. Da. Zog.

OOC: On this device, BC and Jhe have Verveidi's avatar, and WK, Verveidi, and 2BJ1 all have WK's avatar. So all I can see is a pair of scientists and a bunch of IG/Commissars. It's correct if I look at your profile pages, but still... Really weird. It gives me ideas, however. But now I have to try to explain what I'm seeing BIC, lol.

BIC: I fink I've 'ad some REALLY bad fungus beer, I see too many o' you... *hiccups, begins singing badly out of tune* Fill my eyez wiv dat dubble vision....

OOC: Try clearing your cache.

[Nods to Blackjack] [Staggers over to medical bay and is dragged inside]
[After a fashion, comes out bandaged on hands, arms and waist]
[Looks at damp pile of ashes] I had that book since graduation.

[Considers] It never really helped.

*raises hand*
It helped me learn how to fight orks in hand to hand combat!

[Looks sympathetically at WK] You being an indestructible anomaly probably had more to do with it, trooper.

[Sighs and gingerly sits down] So apparently I catch fire when I speak Imperial Creed, I terrify my own child, spook nearby animals, depress Verviedi by going near, and Tzeentch has laid claim to my butterfly.
... Probably still worth it.

...Don't forget I'm also mad at you.

You're always mad at me.

[KoS gently pats BC] You're a continual disappointment.

I'm rather manic-depressive even on good days. It's not your fault, it was the cloning process, I swear.

*krootox shakes it's head and gets up from where it collapsed on the ground*

Feeling better, thick skulled one?

*krootox snorts and lays back down, covering it's head with its arms*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Looks sympathetically at WK] You being an indestructible anomaly probably had more to do with it, trooper.

[Sighs and gingerly sits down] So apparently I catch fire when I speak Imperial Creed, I terrify my own child, spook nearby animals, depress Verviedi by going near, and Tzeentch has laid claim to my butterfly.
... Probably still worth it.

...Don't forget I'm also mad at you.

You're always mad at me.

[KoS gently pats BC] You're a continual disappointment.

*looks crushed*
Oh. I thought I had done something right for once....

There's... Not really a right or wrong in warfare. The book isn't very accurate, so if you follow it, you die. If you don't follow it, you're a heretic.
It's... A deeply flawed system. [Lowers head] There's a reason some regiments call it emergency toilet paper.

I read that book.... Its pretty inacurate. Written by a person with no sense, experience and or is thousands of years old and never updates as breaking tradition is heresy.....

Or both! Both works!

*breaks down door* *speaks in robotic voice*

I amz a deff dread! I willz killz youz allz!

*hordes of killa kans and boyz come running in from the broken down doorway*

*snaps off a shot at Badrukk with lasgun*
DIE XENO!

*shot bounces off*

GET 'IM BOYZ! GET 'IM!

*boyz and kans go into close combat, killing War Kitten. Deff Dread destroys his body*

WOT DIDJA JUST DO TA HIM?!? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I'Z SECOND IN KOMMAND AFTER DA BOSS, AND SEEIN' AS HE AIN'T AROUND ROIGHT NOW, DA FELLA IN CHARGE WOULD BE ME!

*Flares with anger, and grows to be nearly on par with Badrukk's size, other Boyz and Kanz begin to cower*

YOU AIN'T GOT PERMISHUN TA KRUMP ANY O' DEZE GITS!

*Lobs Badrukk through damaged wall a long distance from the room*

*kans and boyz run away*

[Picks WK up and sits him on rubble] He's not dead, he's just stunned. [Snaps fingers] On your feet after a rest, guardsman.

[Fires plasma pistol at Badrukk] Forward! For the Empero-ohfeth! [Sleeve catches fire]

*slowly sits up*
Feth. It's a real good thing I can't feel pain right now

I'm completely astounded by the level of underelaboration and absolutism contained within that metal shell.
*Grabs a fire extinguisher and blasts BC's sleeve*
I'm going to have to rend it plate from plate.

..Thanks. [Lowers pistol]

If I can't commissar without catching myself on fire, what am I now?

What the feth....

This place be crazy....
Be back later

Ooc feel like a change but which....

OOC: You could bring back Marla or the Wolf maybe?

*Hands BC a bowl, some Emperor Flakes, and milk*
I don't know, let's test to see how much you can do without causing fires.

Ooc maybe Maria
Marla is now seems a open use side character for your guardsmen. But I could

Plus the avatar can count for two sisters

OOC: It'd be funny for her to come back after I just got ran over by a bunch of Killa Kans and Deff Dreads