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2016/02/23 00:38:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Sgt. Vanden wrote:OOC sorry mate got on my computer and trolled me whilst i was pissing.
Bic You dont sound very sane to be honest...
Not sure how I sound insane mon'keigh. I tell you only the truth. Just because you cannot access the skeins doesn't mean that they do not exist.
*alters the skeins of fate to grant fortune to Vanden's strikes*
*idly hurls an Eldritch Storm at a large clump of mutants*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 00:40:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hi Taldeer. [Waves] I'll just... Stay over here. [Stands against wall] I don't know what effect I'd have on a very psychic being right now...
And I didn't constantly scream when I was a toaster... I mostly complained that it was a silly idea.
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2016/02/23 00:41:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 War Kitten wrote:*sees Thrakka taking off* I WANT THAT SHIP! GET ME THAT SHIP BOYZ! *Lootas and Tank Bustas begin firing on Thrakka's ship*
The orks feel extreme unease as the ground beneath starts rumbling Ork: Boss! I fink we'z in trubble! Suddenly the earth starts cracking all around them, as the subbasements of my continent sized store ascend to the heavens HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YA LOSERS Ra: Kaptin, we've lost 14 out 397825 engines! Shall I call Thoth for repairs? Yes that's fine
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2016/02/23 00:50:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Ummmm...Whats up with that gargantuan ship?
*Opens visor to see it with own eyes*
FETH THEY'RE GREENN!!!!!
*Puts visor back on and calms down*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 01:00:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Vanden sees a large package falling out of the sky from the ship.
It lands infront of Vanden and opens and starts to speak
"Welcome to orkmart home of everything purchasable!
We've got everything from spatulas and Hormunculi to Dragon bladders and Learn to speak Arabic DVDs! We've even got a Cafe with coffee made on Naboo! Strongest stuff out there! So come on in! We'll have what you're looking for or your money back!
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2016/02/23 01:17:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Ooookkkaaayy??????? Ummmm...
*Shrugs and walks in*
Oh wait! No money. Sorry silhouettes, maybe next time.
*Walks out and continues to murder mutants whilst trying to understand WK*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 01:22:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shakes her head and mutters a curse in the Eldar tongue*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 01:43:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sidles up to WK] Sooo... What's with the interesting decor? [Quietly watches the fighting]
Leave her alone. [Attempts to back away]
[Stops moving] Suck it up, Buttercup. I'm negating some of the soulless effect by sitting inside you. You're still at say, minus 75% but it's an improvement.
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2016/02/23 01:49:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I don't know. I didn't create this temple, nor did anyone from the Craftworlds. I just got a vision that said that I needed to be here for this
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 02:06:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Okay... Howabouts we get somewhere safe so we can properly talk and acquaint ourselves...
*Holsters rifle and begins looking for entrance to temple*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 02:26:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Umm, Taldeer? Being that Imperial iconography and prayer is causing me to catch fire, what's going to happen if I go near the temple? [Looks concerned]
Is there even precedent for this?
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2016/02/23 02:33:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Nope. There is no precedence for this at all. I have no idea what's going to happen to you if you get close to that temple. It'll be interesting to see in any case.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 02:36:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I got a bucket of good stuff as a contingency for ya.
*Pulls out bucket of margerine*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/23 02:36:33
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 02:43:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I'm sure it'll be fine. I mean temples expect all kinds of visitors, right? [Slowly walks closer]
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2016/02/23 02:44:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Prepares some cameras and instruments*
Alright, all of my measuring and analysis equipment is set up. Feel free to enter the temple at any time.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/23 02:56:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, what? [Stops walking and looks back]
What are you expecting to happen? [Considers going back to the room]
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2016/02/23 02:56:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs and casts Fortune on BC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 03:16:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Resumes walking toward temples] You guys are coming as well, right?
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Super. [Pulls out fire extinguisher and keeps walking]
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2016/02/23 03:24:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Bursts from the ground near the entrance to the temple*
"Surprise! Guess who's back!"
*Sees fire extinguisher in BC's hand*
"I don't think that will help you in there, food sack..."
OOC: Yes, I've switched back to the Hydralisk for a change.
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2016/02/23 03:26:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Follows BC with the array of equipment floating along*
I'm testing for miniscule warp breaches in the area, however I am also equipped to analyze you catching on fire, if that happens.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/23 03:27:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 ZergSmasher wrote:*Bursts from the ground near the entrance to the temple*
"Surprise! Guess who's back!"
*Sees fire extinguisher in BC's hand*
"I don't think that will help you in there, food sack..."
OOC: Yes, I've switched back to the Hydralisk for a change.
*hits ZS on the head with a bolt of lightning*
Feth off you overgrown lizard.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 03:30:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Follows BC slowly*
I'm with you.
*Looks at ZergSmasher*
I can't even be bothered with you...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 03:40:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tilts head at ZS} Why? What have you seen?
..Maybe someone who knows what they're doing should lead on this.
ooc: Because I'm going to sleep. 
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2016/02/23 03:52:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Hisses and snarls at WK*
"Watch it, Protoss wannabe. That's a good way to end up food for the Zerg Swarm!"
*Turns to BC*
"I don't think you'll need a fire extinguisher because I don't smell any smoke. And we Zerg have a good sense of smell."
*Turns to the temple entrance*
"I'll accompany the expedition in there. Maybe I'll find something of use to the Swarm..."
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2016/02/23 03:53:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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ZergSmasher wrote:*Hisses and snarls at WK*
"Watch it, Protoss wannabe. That's a good way to end up food for the Zerg Swarm!"
*Turns to BC*
"I don't think you'll need a fire extinguisher because I don't smell any smoke. And we Zerg have a good sense of smell."
*Turns to the temple entrance*
"I'll accompany the expedition in there. Maybe I'll find something of use to the Swarm..."
*laughs softly*
I have faced down a Tyrannid Hive Fleet. Your pitiful kind holds no fear for me.
*teleports away*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 07:14:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Sees Zergsmasher on camera places around earth*
What... is... THAT!!! I WANT IT!!
A HEAVY CLASS BATTLEMCH TO THE BRINGER OF THAT CREATURE'S HEAD!!
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2016/02/23 08:36:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Hello taldeer, things going well?
*keeps bolter ready for trouble*
This is giving me a odd feeling ....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 13:46:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Blasts of blue energy from anti-orbital cannoks begin hitting OrkMart*
*Speaking through OverlordThraka's console*
I'd really rather you don't murder anyone. I may not be able to completely take over your ship, but I'm sure I can do some damage.
*OrkMart's speaker system begins playing Never Gonna Give You Up*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/23 14:44:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Steps up to doors] ... [Winces and touches door] [Nothing happens] Huh. Guess I was being overly cautious. [Places extinguisher down on step]
[Doors slide open slowly] Well that's- [Looks down to find an Eldar lance pressed into chest] -helpful?
[Attempts to smile at guard] Hello... [Rune on forehead starts glowing brightly] [Guard knocks BC's hat off to inspect, and then sighs and lowers weapon]
... [Exhales]
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2016/02/23 15:19:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*watch's from further behind with bolter aimed at door*
Phew, they sis not try tokill him, yet... *remains in high alert*
Anyone else get abad feeeling about this.... Eldar temples rarely apeer in the middle of nowhere, more like never without hood reason and that's often dangerous.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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