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*Captain's warp jump generator forceably activates, and he retuns a moment later bearing me*
That was eventful.
*Brushes imaginary dirt off of armor plates and coat*

 jhe90 wrote:
Laughs..... You wish, no she only stole your coat from the gretchin that stole it in the first place. Your nit that good looking.


And no, don,t even go there. Your not my type.

[Relieved] I-I did wonder... Though she does seem to have a thing for uniforms.

...If I cared about appearance, I wouldn't have a laser for an eyeball.

And I may have amnesia, but I still remember a certain Sister forcibly putting her vox number in my pocket when I left here the first time. And then screaming at me when I fobbed it off on the mailman. I concede that was unkind, but you did threaten to set me on fire. [Sighs] Guess I don't have a great track record.

*sly smile* well, I changed my mind, plus I'm taken now so no dice.

Tfie, might intrest a tech preistess...... Long as you like mechadtites.

She does. Commisars uniforms.

*brings back a spirit stone, hands it to verviedi*

Can you fix peanut the space dog?

* glares at BC*

Do I have a type? It's been a very, very long time since I was a functioning human...
*Stares into space for a moment*

[Bewildered] I don't want to date anybody! Human, Techpriest, animal or mineral! [Pulls embarrassed grot out from under sofa cushion] Or whatever you are! Stop trying to steal my boxers.

I only came here to see how Bennett is, and-
[Notices stares] He did something, didn't he.

*stumbles out of the Repressor*
*yawns and stretches*

jhe90 wrote:*sly smile* well, I changed my mind, plus I'm taken now so no dice.

Tfie, might intrest a tech preistess...... Long as you like mechadtites.

She does. Commisars uniforms.

What are you talking about now dear? Are we trying to find some lucky lady for the Commissar now?

Verviedi wrote:Do I have a type? It's been a very, very long time since I was a functioning human...
*Stares into space for a moment*

Weren't you dating that Farseer's cousin or something like that?

WK... I've been in the Warp for seven years. The teleporter malnfunctioned. Didn't you notice?

 Verviedi wrote:
WK... I've been in the Warp for seven years. The teleporter malnfunctioned. Didn't you notice?

No I didn't. I just got severe brain damage from spending the night in an Ecclesiarchy vehicle when I'm quite possibly possessed by a demon of Khorne. It hurt a little bit. On the bright side I'm no longer claimed by Khorne, so I don't feel angry anymore. I was; however, claimed by the Emperor instead. So six of one half a dozen of the other. I'm still invincible though, I just don't feel angry anymore

Aell*looks like point proven *
Told you I could fix that dear, plus now your elegable foe Honary elechisacal discount program. Including free shipping as standard on ibay.
Oh and 10% off pilgrim line space fares.

Oh the commissr, I know a hospitler with a thing for bionic eyes. Bit odd but nice. Just.. Well nice.

[Eye twitches] Do not set me up with anybody. Lady, gentleman or Sister of Battle!
I just came here out of a duty of care, I'm only trying to be patient, and now I'm half-naked, cold, and being bodily handled by Eldar.

No wonder they called Exterminatus on this place. [Sighs]

* returns from warp with fancy new commissar uniform *

Don't ask me how I got these, just take them

* hands buttery commissar cloths *
* walks over to dead space dog*

You will be missed

* Jump pack activates, blink of an eye the warlock disappears.*

... Well that was indeed very kind. But I still don't know what a space dog is...

[Wanders into changing room and comes out dressed] [Sends bathrobe to laundry before it's returned]

I think I may have to track down my storm bolter.

Lost and found is over by the Hunting Equipment. Next to the rock-salt.

Huh. [Rummages through box and finds most of his accoutrements and hat] Guess the security system kicked in.

[Looks at Thraka] I have a bone to pick with you. Nowhere on your premises does it say that visitors are liable to be robbed and violated by gretchen. And then you have the audacity to try and throw me out after it happened!

[cocks head at BC]
Do I even want to know how you got yourself in a position to be violated by Gretchin?

I woke up in the night and it was trying to take my silver teeth.

Just hope they didn't catch word of your golden bionic Kneecap

No, probbly not! much as I love the odd gossip.

Turning down a sister hospitler..... Your odd.... Wk here did not exactly say no. Ok I admit, I kinda was a tad forceful at first but hey, he,s not complaining now *walk off to get tea, cookies and catch up with Maria over the vox happily* I even saved his soul from khrone. Who,d a thought it eh*is off chatting with tea and cookies *

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Huh. [Rummages through box and finds most of his accoutrements and hat] Guess the security system kicked in.

[Looks at Thraka] I have a bone to pick with you. Nowhere on your premises does it say that visitors are liable to be robbed and violated by gretchen. And then you have the audacity to try and throw me out after it happened!

Look, my store is the size of Australia and by the time I saw you getting attacked on ONE the over 2,000,000 cameras set up here it was too late.

Besides, my only employees are bird/feathery deities, the Harpy cleaning crew is only active at night and my Tengu stock shelves between 8PM and 7AM

You want to complain? Go talk to Morrigan my head of security. Tall lady, dresses in black feathered cloak, Irish accent

 jhe90 wrote:
No, probbly not! much as I love the odd gossip.

Turning down a sister hospitler..... Your odd.... Wk here did not exactly say no. Ok I admit, I kinda was a tad forceful at first but hey, he,s not complaining now *walk off to get tea, cookies and catch up with Maria over the vox happily* I even saved his soul from khrone. Who,d a thought it eh*is off chatting with tea and cookies *

I still don't think I have a choice. The brand you put on me is proof of that methinks. Although I do thank you for saving my soul. It's a small blessing

That brand is probbly reason khrone could never fully claim you.
Its a holy symbol and protected you to a degree. The faith of sisters give it certain power level

Plus, well you can remove it, I trust you not to run away, it was more to put a clear "taken" to that damn sucubus ex who was tmstalking me and making threats on I book.

...Why do I feel like complaining may result in me losing more than my dignity? [Looks tired]

I just feel like I should meet someone before I agree to anything.
And I do not have a bionic kneecap! I'm barely thirty, even the eye is new.

*hands a card with vox number on*
Sister hospitler anya, she is kind, just takes a while to trust you.

*looks at wk* im trying to be more normal... You ever planned it to be normnal dating me? Has a guardsmen ever dated a sister or are we writing the book on this?

I'm just confused and making it up as I go along here.

 jhe90 wrote:
*hands a card with vox number on*
Sister hospitler anya, she is kind, just takes a while to trust you.

*looks at wk* im trying to be more normal... You ever planned it to be normnal dating me? Has a guardsmen ever dated a sister or are we writing the book on this?

I'm just confused and making it up as I go along here.

I never planned for it to be normal. Being dragged into the Repressor drove that home for me

Stop by medical bay and have brand healed. Hey I'm trying here.
Unless your oddly attached to it.

*sounds slightly hurt*
I'm trying to be nice.

*sits drinking tea silently*

OOC Okay, so i go to sleep, and next thing i know, Verviedi's been in the warp for 7 years, Jhe is trying to hook Yarrick up with some crazy ass Sister Hospitaliter, and WK is no longer possessed...I love this room...

Bic Why hello there Yarrick, have a nice sleep?

*Struts over to BC and inspects him*

Not too shabby for a mindless devotee of your god...

 jhe90 wrote:
Stop by medical bay and have brand healed. Hey I'm trying here.
Unless your oddly attached to it.

*sounds slightly hurt*
I'm trying to be nice.

*sits drinking tea silently*

*softens voice*
I didn't say you weren't trying dear. I'm just saying I never expected this relationship to be normal. We both fight in the Imperium's armies, there is no such thing as "normal" for us

If I may... [Looks at jhe and WK] We are programmed to complain... in truth, more negative words exist than positive. I wouldn't say that grumbling always means dissatisfaction, more that as a species, we're less comfortable with open affection than we are making grumpy noises.

[Sees Vanden] Mindless devotees don't live long. Game players do. My role is to uphold standards, not believe unquestionably.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Okay, so i go to sleep, and next thing i know, Verviedi's been in the warp for 7 years, Jhe is trying to hook Yarrick up with some crazy ass Sister Hospitaliter, and WK is no longer possessed...I love this room...

Bic Why hello there Yarrick, have a nice sleep?

*Struts over to BC and inspects him*

Not too shabby for a mindless devotee of your god...

OOC: Welcome to the Avatar Room.

BIC:
I think you have an admirer Commissar!