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Made in eu
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Drags self out from under wreckage] I will have that idiot's head...

[Dusts down and hurls self back into the fray, encouraging the guardsmen with litanies of True Aim]



*Covered in wounds, and his entire body leaking blood from the friendly fire incident and still charging the tyrannid menace, more and more guardsmen from the Cadian 83rd begin rally behind the heroic figure BC... As a medic by the name of Elijah tries to tend to the commissar's injuries a broodlord stalks its way into view... as if its challenging him...

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/02/25 16:55:21


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[In the middle distance, a very loud engine is getting steadily closer] About damn time! [Grins]
[Starts hacking a route toward the sound]

[Black and golden Baneblade bursts through the tide, with a large Commissariat Imperialis symbol across the front]

[Catches onto a ladder as it passes, and climbs up] [Once Yarrick "safely" aboard the upper platform, the guns begin roaring]

Commissars do it in style. [Continues blasting nearby nids, and helping stranded guardsmen up onto the platforms]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

SPOILER ALERT! That tank gets looted by Orks in a few years!
*Focuses on increasing the power of the Baneblade's targeting systems*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in eu
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[In the middle distance, a very loud engine is getting steadily closer] About damn time! [Grins]
[Starts hacking a route toward the sound]

[Black and golden Baneblade bursts through the tide, with a large Commissariat Imperialis symbol across the front]

[Catches onto a ladder as it passes, and climbs up] [Once Yarrick "safely" aboard the upper platform, the guns begin roaring]

Commissars do it in style. [Continues blasting nearby nids, and helping stranded guardsmen up onto the platforms]


*Once aboard the Fortress of Arrogance the Broodlord launches itself at Yarrick, claws sinking deep into the shoulder flesh of the commissar, as they begin single combat

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/25 16:55:33


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in eu
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 War Kitten wrote:
DRIVE THEM BACK! FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!


As more and more las fire erupts from the imperial lines, the airborne spores begin to be burned away leaving a metallic taste in the air, more importantly visibility begins to improve...revealing equal amounts of Zerg and Nid corpses as a result of your stand...

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in eu
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Verviedi wrote:
SPOILER ALERT! That tank gets looted by Orks in a few years!
*Focuses on increasing the power of the Baneblade's targeting systems*



As you are improving the baneblade's weapons systems, another hive tyrant comes into view and pins you to the ground...

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Grimaces] D-definitely more like Valentines Day. [Uses one arm to keep the broodlord's face away from own] [Attempts to aim plasma pistol while being grappled] [Fires eye at the tyranid's torso with moderate success] Feth...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in ca
Deadly Dire Avenger





Winnipeg, MB - Canada

 Torus wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
SPOILER ALERT! That tank gets looted by Orks in a few years!
*Focuses on increasing the power of the Baneblade's targeting systems*



As you are improving the baneblade's weapons systems, another hive tyrant comes into view and pins you to the ground...


* web portal opens in the distance, warlock conclave bursts out on jet bikes*

At least we meet again one-eye!

*scatter lasers bombarding the tyrants armored shell*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/25 17:15:24


- 1800 pts 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Grimaces] D-definitely more like Valentines Day. [Uses one arm to keep the broodlord's face away from own] [Attempts to aim plasma pistol while being grappled] [Fires eye at the tyranid's torso with moderate success] Feth...


* Hissing the creature stumbles back slightly from the plasma blast before severing the ornate pistol at the grip and only just missing the hand

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Captain_Control wrote:
 Torus wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
SPOILER ALERT! That tank gets looted by Orks in a few years!
*Focuses on increasing the power of the Baneblade's targeting systems*



As you are improving the baneblade's weapons systems, another hive tyrant comes into view and pins you to the ground...


* web portal opens in the distance, warlock conclave bursts out on jet bikes*

At least we meet again one-eye!

*scatter lasers bombarding the tyrants armored shell*


* The ironically named tyrant (but not the carnifex) looks up and accepts the challenge unleashing salvos of living ammunition into the windrider guardians, as the first of the Eldar fall, the conclave reach the beast with witchblades in hand barely missing the prone Vervindi ...

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/02/25 17:37:15


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

PLASMA TO THE FORE!
[several Special Weapons Squads armed with plasma guns open fire on all the big gribblies, killing and crippling many of them]
NO MERCY! NO RESPITE! POUR IT ON!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Deadly Dire Avenger





Winnipeg, MB - Canada

 Torus wrote:

* The ironically named tyrant (but not the carnifex) looks up and accepts the challenge unleashing salvos of living ammunition into the windrider guardians, as the first of the Eldar fall, the conclave reach the beast with witchblades in hand barely missing the prone Vervindi ...


* The Tyrant unleashes a devastating grunt, the wounds only enrage the beast. Verviedi is able to escape the blood shed as the Tyrants occupied with the conclave *

- 1800 pts 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Pulls knife from boot-sheath and stabs at the area of the carapace that had previous taken hits from the laser] The keenest blade is righteous hatred!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 War Kitten wrote:
PLASMA TO THE FORE!
[several Special Weapons Squads armed with plasma guns open fire on all the big gribblies, killing and crippling many of them]
NO MERCY! NO RESPITE! POUR IT ON!


* Due to the ever worsening environment it doesn't take long for some of the weapons to overheat, whilst most of the soldiers are able to cool the weapon down a few unfortunate individuals are reduces to screaming wreaks as the are covered in super heated plasma... regardless, more and more of the spores begin to burn away, allowing you to see BC's Fortress of Arrogance being assailed by the Broodlord, Tyrant, Eldar and a horde of other small gribblies in the distance

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/25 17:59:08


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[waves the plasma squads back]
FLAMERS TO THE FORE!
[several more squads armed with flamers rush forward and incinerate the spores from a safe distance]
PUSH TO THE FORTRESS!
[the Guard begins a slow advance, being sure to eliminate all threats as they proceed]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Pulls knife from boot-sheath and stabs at the area of the carapace that had previous taken hits from the laser] The keenest blade is righteous hatred!


The monster arcs back reeling from the blow, retaliating with inhuman speed the Broodlord severs the arm at the shoulder and throws BC the armoured mantlet of the tank, leaving the commissar with multiple fractures and rapidly bleeding out...

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 War Kitten wrote:
[waves the plasma squads back]
FLAMERS TO THE FORE!
[several more squads armed with flamers rush forward and incinerate the spores from a safe distance]
PUSH TO THE FORTRESS!
[the Guard begins a slow advance, being sure to eliminate all threats as they proceed]


Gaunts, lictors and the occasional carnifex rush out to meet the encroaching Imperials and each time the attack fails, at the cost of many lives but each sacrifice drives you closer to BC...

From behind the bloodied torso of a space wolf lands before you, as another Hirodule smashes into the rear lines... behind you you see Jhe, alone and unarmed staring down the monstrosity, in front of you BC is thrown out of the fortress, missing an arm...


(OOC - hopefully I did alright as a first timer poster here but I'm off for a few hours, so someone has to take the part of the nids if this continues )

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/25 18:17:40


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

H-hell. [Clamps sash to the wound and tries to stem the flow]
[Leaves knife sticking out of the broodlord's abdomen] Somebody g-get that for me. [Refuses to go into shock]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[begins to glow very brightly, before letting loose a massive pulse of power that incinerates all of the Tyrannids in a 200 ft. radius around me, while leaving all the Imperials and Avatar Room members unharmed]

DIE FOUL BEASTS! DIE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: You did very well indeed. It's rare there's a unified fight here.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Ïa!
*Rolls away from the worsening situation and runs into a closet*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in ca
Deadly Dire Avenger





Winnipeg, MB - Canada

* as one-eye the ironically named Tyrant falls to the blows of the witch blade as silence falls across the battle. WK words pierce the moral of the enemy lines*

- 1800 pts 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[the assembled Guardsmen begin to pick off the last of the Tyrannid stragglers]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands up and looks for arm] ... ...
That could've gone worse. [Extremely white]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Checks copy of Codex: Armageddon*
No no no... That's supposed to happen in 20 years! That's a spoiler! You're not supposed to see that!
*Tries to grab BC and pull him out of view*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...? [Finds arm and is grabbed] Are you a surgeon? [Very unfocused]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You're not supposed to lose your arm yet! That happens on Armageddon! It's a massive spoiler!
*Retrieves the arm and pulls BC into an autodoc*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Wh-what do you mean "yet"? [Resists the anaesthetic to stare in panic at Verviedi] I'm going to lose my arm?!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[disappears]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Alone but not unarmed *draws a large combat blade and runs a large blessed blade into its skull repeatedly killing it armour covered in gore, ichor and carpace fragments.

I'm not so easy to kill, * retraves bolter and mag locks for cleaning later*

Now that was a fight.... Anyone else for tea and cookies?

Sat in kitchen with tea abs cookies bandaging a arm injury.
Oww, that hurts like a fethinf tank hit me.... Anyone got some pain killers? Arms bandaged just hurts, alot.

*sounds faint* yeah might wannaa catch....

*faints and starts falling off chair*

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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