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2016/02/26 02:23:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Slowly emerges from the ground, carapace covered in dirt and Tyranid gore*
"Phew! Never thought I'd see the end of those things!"
*Looks around and sees the Tyranid biostructures being raised*
"I'd better contact the Zerg Overmind and see about some reinforcements, and an expansion for my local Zerg Hive cluster..."
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2016/02/26 02:26:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes arm off and forces BC to sit down*
Im...sorry for shooting at you...could you...stay here a while...?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/26 02:32:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Turns head to stare back at WK] [Bale eye glows in warning] You keep that gun to yourself... Freaky bastard.
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2016/02/26 02:32:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 ZergSmasher wrote:*Slowly emerges from the ground, carapace covered in dirt and Tyranid gore*
"Phew! Never thought I'd see the end of those things!"
*Looks around and sees the Tyranid biostructures being raised*
"I'd better contact the Zerg Overmind and see about some reinforcements, and an expansion for my local Zerg Hive cluster..."
[walks over and begins inspecting ZS]
Fascinating....
[swiftly sticks a random needle in him]
Let's see what this does.....
[ubercharges self]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 02:42:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Not exactly what I had in mind when I said medic. Ra was going to bring Caladrius
BIC
*Peeks out from behind shelf of Snowglobes*
No more shooting now? We all good?
Sees Zergsmasher. The offer for a Heavy mech for his head still stands if anyone wants to claim it...
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2016/02/26 02:45:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Turns and shoots needle spines at Thraka*
"Shut up, bird brain!"
*Notices needle still sticking out of carapace*
"You've got one second to remove that needle, Terran, before I feed you to the Zerglings."
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2016/02/26 02:49:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[shushes ZS]
Not now Schweinehund. Not till I see the effects.
{ZS starts to feel very strange....]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 02:50:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Ducks behind snowglobes again*
Well at least someone GET IT OUT OF MY STORE!!!
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2016/02/26 02:53:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Finally starts to notice effects of whatever drug was in the needle*
"I feel my power increasing..."
*Turns to WK*
"If this harms me the Swarm will eat you alive!"
OOC: Trying to decide what will happen to my Avatar...
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2016/02/26 02:57:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks warily at Vanden] because I am concerned for the state of you, and you seem distressed, I'll stay for a while.
I'm still not equipped to deal with being very comforting.
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2016/02/26 02:58:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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ZergSmasher wrote:*Finally starts to notice effects of whatever drug was in the needle*
"I feel my power increasing..."
*Turns to WK*
"If this harms me the Swarm will eat you alive!"
OOC: Trying to decide what will happen to my Avatar...
[begins laughing]
Your swarm is no match for the Red team!
[walks off whilst whistling cheerfully]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 03:00:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Burrows underground while feeling somewhat woozy*
OOC: Get ready for it...
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2016/02/26 03:00:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks at BC*
I think your presence is calming...
*Snuggles up to BC*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/26 03:01:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Great. That's it now there's a GIANT HOLE IN MY STORE
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 03:02:20
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2016/02/26 03:02:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[teleports into the Room}
I'm back! Had to deal with a minor issue with some Kroot in the Crion system with my friend Lilliana, but it's all good now. What'd I miss?
[sees all the corpses]
Not much I see
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 03:13:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..?
[Mouths Help me at Taldeer and tries not to disturb Vanden]
Glad to be helpful in some respects at least. [Leans back on sofa and looks very sleepy] Though this is deeply unfamiliar territory.
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2016/02/26 03:13:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Triggers romantic jazz music again*
Continuity failure averted.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/26 03:15:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:..?
[Mouths Help me at Taldeer and tries not to disturb Vanden]
Glad to be helpful in some respects at least. [Leans back on sofa and looks very sleepy] Though this is deeply unfamiliar territory.
[grins and shakes her head at BC]
[mouths "You could use the stress relief at BC]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 03:15:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Aims pistol at Verviedi*
Want to turn that off?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/26 03:20:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Stop hacking my system!
*turns off Jazz and swaps is out for Larry the Cable guy Audio*
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2016/02/26 03:20:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Switches to a drone's speakers*
Oh, come on. It's pleasant music. See? Quite catchy.
Scene of Verviedi swing dancing has been blacked out here due to being too horrifying to describe. Please consult your local infohazard relief service and/or psychiatrist for further information.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 03:21:33
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/26 03:21:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Bursts from the ground and roars so loudly that all the snowglobes in the shop shatter, then begins speaking in a much deeper voice than the Hydralisk*
"I really should thank that Terran doctor. I am no longer a lowly Hydralisk, but a mighty Ultralisk now!"
*Runs over and flips a Leman Russ onto its top, then jumps on top of it, pressing it into the dirt*
"FEAR ME!!!"
*Rears head back and roars loudly again*
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2016/02/26 03:22:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Horus: That's it pal. You're outta here
*Horus and Huitzilopochtli grab Verviedi and thoss him out of the store*
OH CRAP!!! THOSE WERE EXPENSIVE!!!
SECURITY!!
*Ra, Horus, Huitzilopochtli, and Morrigan all come running with Desync Rifles and start shooting*
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2016/02/26 03:27:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up sleepily] It suits you. Very versatile.
M'sorry, it's been a long day... [Dozes off quietly]
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2016/02/26 03:28:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Shots fail to penetrate thick armored carapace*
"Weak, pathetic fools. You will all suffer!"
*Charges at the rifle wielders and begins slashing them apart with Kaiser blades*
OOC: Yes, that is what the blade-tusk things are called on an Ultralisk. Not sure why...
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2016/02/26 03:28:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[watches ZS go crazy]
Just another day in the Room....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 03:28:57
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/26 03:32:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 ZergSmasher wrote:*Shots fail to penetrate thick armored carapace*
"Weak, pathetic fools. You will all suffer!"
*Charges at the rifle wielders and begins slashing them apart with Kaiser blades*
OOC: Yes, that is what the blade-tusk things are called on an Ultralisk. Not sure why...
*The gods crash into multiple shelves of merchandise*
NOOOOO!!! STOP IT!!! MY GLASS WARE DEPARTMENT!!!
*The gods get back up a all lacerations healed*
Ra: C'mon! We need bigger guns! To the weaponry wing!
*They all rush off*
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2016/02/26 03:33:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Begins charging toward Thraka's store*
"Terrans speak of a bull in a china shop. I'll show you an Ultralisk in a weapon shop now!"
*Runs straight through the store, causing massive destruction, then burrows underground and tunnels away...*
OOC: Gotta stop with this and paint my Stormsurge!
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2016/02/26 03:35:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Relocated back in by a handy Nonthreatening Relocation Drone*
There's no reason to eject me. I'm being completely honest. I am merely trying to keep BC's life in acceptable bounds of his preordained future.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/26 03:46:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Zerg runs into the battlemech section hits a Atlas face 1st and bruises his snout. Then burrows away*
Awww. No, he scratched the paint, and that's not gonna buff out...
OOC: Zerg. My store is the size of Australia. No way are you smashing even part of weapons section in anything less that 4 hours
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~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
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