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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at War Kitten while mildly adjusting the sleeping BC's position with a force projector*
So, how is life? I am currently performing the equivalent of armor-plating time. If I fail, in the future the Hive World of Armageddon will be captured by Orks, and Ulthwé will be overrun.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 03:58:40




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
*Looks at War Kitten while mildly adjusting the sleeping BC's position with a force projector*
So, how is life? I am currently performing the equivalent of armor-plating time. If I fail, in the future the Hive World of Armageddon will be captured by Orks, and Ulthwé will be overrun.


Just dandy. My friend Lilliana just got back from the Charadon system, and we've been catching up. How's my cousin treating you?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





After watching some of the wounded Avatars in the room get treated, the Solitaire pulls up a chair and takes a seat in the corner.

With horrendous injuries hidden under his coat and still bleeding heavily from the tyranid assault, the figure solitary harlequin passes away, with the planet still standing but it's safety not guaranteed.

Only the psykers would notice the Solitaire's death

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*manages to sit up and walk just about to kitchen to make a cup of tea*

What did you put in that cure, worst hangover ever. Feel like I got ran overt by a baneblade.....

Oh hello taldeer, yeah how is that. Last I knew you had spent several weeks with her and gave her that beuterful gem the wolf found. Wonder if he has anymore?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets up without waking BC*

Oh, hello witch, how was your vacation?

*Winces cause pain is still quite severe*




TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Wounded too?

So that's me, wk, you a d bc all wounded in one go. Blimely.
*sits down with tea and breakfast*

Rough day.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Good to see your up and at it, walking it off is key in most injuries.

*Looks at BC*

Hes a good man, but he doesnt know how to talk to a woman...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Well walking may be a tad exaggerated. More not falling over whilst moving.

Those drugs ypou added, well they where bloody strong.

Oh BC. Take into account his entire childhood he was raised with one thing in mind. Being capable of executing a man or woman with no mercy in a insant. Feelings and humanity is kind of a conflict to that training.

I was raised in a less strict bit still tough scola, trained to handle a las gun from when I could hold one, weak points, hand to hjand combat, tactical training, thren sisterhood training which was even tougher and to fanatically kill anyone or thing that did not worship our God. We literally where trained and spenyt over a decade or two beiong prepared to fight a eternal war.

Humanity's, feelings, get forgotten.
Out universe is pretty grim.

All orphans, all childhood being trained for combat, same with wk and my sister maria. Sister and sister like me.

Don,t hold being a pretty damn broken human against him, we all where.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stirs] God-Emperor I ache like I've been slammed by a loading bay door. [Stretches] But I am all here, so there's that.

[Sees Vanden and jhe] Glad to see you are both upright again. Had m- Had us all worried.

Can't say I slept badly, though I had a very strange sensation in my dreams, like someone was leaving the room...

[Sits up properly] Think I'm due a shower and a coffee. Ladies. [Nods and heads to shower block]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Grabs BC's sleeve, holding him back*

*Gets closer to Yarrick*

You know...I still havent thanked for snapping me out of the trace I was in before...

*Leans in and Kisses Yarrick on cheek*

Thank you...

*Walks off red faced*

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks on suprised*
Well that took long enough!


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks on suprised*
Well that took long enough! Finaly.

Well up, be a few days before I'm back to my old self yarrick, but thanks. That venom was nasty stuff. *tosses some pain killers to bc* try those, might dull it a tad at least.

*goes back to tea and healthy fruit breakfast*





Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[winces and grabs her head]
The solitaire has passed from this world...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

At least he died a good death...

*Bows head in respect*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/26 14:48:11


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Triggers jazz again*
I would dance, but then I would have to censor it again.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks at Verviedi*

I would also dance, but it appears i am wounded and with nobody to dance with...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

And I can only just about walk, yet alone dance.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

That wasn't a request, I'm afraid. My dancing is most likely capable of killing observers at short range.
*Injects BC with a shot of adrenaline, oxytocin, and painkillers*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in eu
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





* Outside the barracks the small capillary towers continue to grow, miles away spore pods are still entering the atmosphere. The wildlife begins to mutate and turn violent whilst the shapes of several tyranid bioships can be seen hanging in low orbit...

The attack was blunted but the planet is still being consumed...

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Torus wrote:
* Outside the barracks the small capillary towers continue to grow, miles away spore pods are still entering the atmosphere. The wildlife begins to mutate and turn violent whilst the shapes of several tyranid bioships can be seen hanging in low orbit...

The attack was blunted but the planet is still being consumed...


[several flights of Valkyries and Vendettas launch bombing runs on the capillary towers and annihilate them, and an Imperial battle fleet shows up in orbit and engages the bioships]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Torus wrote:
* Outside the barracks the small capillary towers continue to grow, miles away spore pods are still entering the atmosphere. The wildlife begins to mutate and turn violent whilst the shapes of several tyranid bioships can be seen hanging in low orbit...

The attack was blunted but the planet is still being consumed...


[several flights of Valkyries and Vendettas launch bombing runs on the capillary towers and annihilate them, and an Imperial battle fleet shows up in orbit and engages the bioships]


OOC Cant be fethed?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Blinks] [Goes red and mumbles incoherently, for a while pretends to read Imperial prayer book as a distraction]

[Looks up at Taldeer] That would explain the strange dream. It's sad that he passed unrecognised. I guess it was his way to eschew assistance. [Looks thoughtful] What do Eldar believe will have happened to his soul?

Ooc: Well it was a plot line, I'm doubting that could wipe out a nid invasion fully though. Anything like Orks and it just put them back a bit.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Blinks] [Goes red and mumbles incoherently, for a while pretends to read Imperial prayer book as a distraction]

[Looks up at Taldeer] That would explain the strange dream. It's sad that he passed unrecognised. I guess it was his way to eschew assistance. [Looks thoughtful] What do Eldar believe will have happened to his soul?

Ooc: Well it was a plot line, I'm doubting that could wipe out a nid invasion fully though. Anything like Orks and it just put them back a bit.


He was a Solitaire, his soul already belonged to the Dark Prince from the moment he put on that mask.
[shakes her head sadly]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Lowers head] That's acutely dreadful. [Sits quietly in consideration]

I feel we should do something more dignified than leaving him in a chair. [Looks out of window] There is forest here without any xen- Without any tyranid taint in it. I will have the guard dig.
[Quietly voxes to barracks]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pulls BC to the side*

So...? Anything to say?

*Crosses arms waiting for answer*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sound of mental gears clanging to a halt] I um...
[Looks at Vanden, the floor, the ceiling and passing lint particles in an effort to form a sentence that doesn't contain "errr"]
You're too kind to me considering I don't understand how to talk to you, and I appreciate your patience. Thank you for not getting frustrated.

[Watches hole being dug] Life seems a lot shorter than it did yesterday. Maybe there should be room for more than just war.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Staring at BC and Vanden's conversation, simultaneously terrified for time's integrity and laughing hysterically*
Do you not have oxytocin receptors?
*Injects BC again*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Sound of mental gears clanging to a halt] I um...
[Looks at Vanden, the floor, the ceiling and passing lint particles in an effort to form a sentence that doesn't contain "errr"]
You're too kind to me considering I don't understand how to talk to you, and I appreciate your patience. Thank you for not getting frustrated.

[Watches hole being dug] Life seems a lot shorter than it did yesterday. Maybe there should be room for more than just war.


Perhaps...

*Flustered*

Ummmm...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Rubs arm and glares at Verviedi] Friend, if you or anyone else injects, gasses or drugs me again today without asking, I'm going to demonstrate the techniques that the Inquisition deny commissars from using. [Smiles and lower eye twitches]

I'm not dead from the neck down, I'm just... [Sighs] The majority of restrictions are those we impose upon ourselves.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[Farseer teleports away]
[twitches on the couch where he was set]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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