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2016/02/27 19:45:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Artificer suit holds*
*Jumps onto bio-titan like wearing underpants(not encumbered)*
*Tears into skull with chainfist*
*Pulls off head by cutting into neck*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 19:46:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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 Sgt. Vanden wrote:OH WAIT! I CAN DO THIS!
*RAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG build up shatters the hive link and makes the Norn queens head explode*
NOW TO FETCH ME SOME SKULLS FOR THE EMPRAH!
* Genuinely shocked, the seer begins to stammer
" W-well that was quicker than I thought"
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 Hawky wrote:Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.
"You're in the Guard(ians), son! |
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2016/02/27 19:47:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*Suddenly, behind the Imperial Guard ranks, a space marine who's armour is so charred it looks as if it will fall apart at the slightest touch, appears, holding a purple sword.*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 19:48:36
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2016/02/27 19:49:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Torus wrote:Outside Imperial ground positions open fire on an encroaching horde of Nids headed by a second hirophant titan, the exchange of fire smashes against the guardsman near the Room, also coating Vanden in bio ammunition
[arm begins to melt as bio acid eats into it]
[goes pale as the pain sets in]
Not again.....
[begins to fire laspistol one handed, trying to fight through the pain]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 19:52:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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* Taking a look at the utter devastation the Angry marine is causing the Shadowseer walks into the Avatar room, takes off the mask and pours himself a drink...
"Well that was unprecedented"
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Hawky wrote:Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.
"You're in the Guard(ians), son! |
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2016/02/27 19:54:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks at WK*
Feth...what happened to your invincibility?!??
OH WAIT!
*Gets adamantine Cigar*
*Shoves it in WK's mouth*
*Emprah infused cigar makes WK glow*
*Arm stops melting and begins re knitting itself*
There we go mate!
*Goes back to kicking nid ass*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:01:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[looks at healed arm]
By the Emperor that's some good stuff.
[raises Hellgun and immediately shoots down a pair of Raveners that were about to get the drop on Vanden]
NO MERCY BROTHERS! NO RESPITE!
[All the Guardsmen around us begin to fight with renewed vigor]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 20:05:37
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 20:04:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Tears a carnifex in half*
CRRRYYYYYYY SOMMEE MOOOOORREEEEEE!!!!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:05:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*Watches the other space marines then focusses on a nid that seems to be acting strangely and take more hits than it should. He slowly raises his sword as it approaches.*
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2016/02/27 20:10:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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 The_Grey_Knight wrote:*Watches the other space marines then focusses on a nid that seems to be acting strangely and take more hits than it should. He slowly raises his sword as it approaches.*
WHO THE FETH ARE YOU?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:17:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*Stares at you*
"I'm just here to help"
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2016/02/27 20:19:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OW FFS WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ONE OF YOU?!?!?!
*Arms slump and it is apparent that Temperus is not amused*
ooc Welcome party is welcoming
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:23:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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ooc thanking party is thanking
*ignores the insult and asks* " you've met marines like me before?"
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2016/02/27 20:25:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 The_Grey_Knight wrote:ooc thanking party is thanking
*ignores the insult and asks* " you've met marines like me before?"
Well.
[scratches his head]
Your Chapter doesn't have the greatest reputation amongst the other forces of the Imperium. Guardsmen tend to die in droves around you, and Marines don't fare much better.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 20:25:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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WELL DUR! IM THE FETHING CHAPTER MASTER...YOU FETHS ARE JUST SO...GAK...
"ooo look at me! Im the secret space marine chapter that no one knows exists. Im so speshal!"
*Looks up at sky*
I woulda liked a Fething smurf instead of this guy...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:30:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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"You two wanna face daemons on your own? And anyway, we don't choose for you to die around us. It just sort of happens."
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2016/02/27 20:31:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOO DAEMONS-SO FETHING SCARY...
*Walks off and tempers anger with exploding tyranids*
FETH WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ONE OF HIM...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:32:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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The_Grey_Knight wrote:"You two wanna face daemons on your own? And anyway, we don't choose for you to die around us. It just sort of happens."
Tell that to all the Guardsmen who are purged by the Inquisition just for seeing you guys fight.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 20:34:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*Follows the chapter-master, not bothering to swing his sword, but rather simply walking in his wake.*
"You ever even set foot on a daemon world??!!"
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2016/02/27 20:36:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[sighs and returns to the battle]
FLAMERS TO THE FORE!
[several squads armed with Flamers rush to the front line and begin scything down the hordes with precise jets of flame]
SOMEONE GET THAT BANE WOLF UP AND RUNNING!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 20:37:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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YES I HAVE
EVER KICKED ABADDONS ASS?!?! THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
*Continues bashing nids with increasing anger*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:41:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Brother? Brother Gree? Remember me? On the third year I spent in the warp I sniped a Daemon Prince that was about to kill you!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/27 20:43:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*bristling*
"Ever fought a daemon lord who the dark gods themselves speak to with nothing but your mind?
Wait. What? Brother! You survived?"
*A shadow falls over him as a Tyranid Hierophant Bio-Titan rears up behind him, and the Grey Knight disappears in dust as a giant claw crashes down*
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2016/02/27 20:47:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Ever fought a Khorne?
OOC Your argument is invalid
Bic SEE?!!?!?!? THAT FETH JUST GOT FETHED BY A FETHING NID! SEE HOW FETHING PANSYISH HE IS!?!?!?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 20:49:18
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:49:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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ooc what argument?
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2016/02/27 20:50:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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The_Grey_Knight wrote:*bristling*
"Ever fought a daemon lord who the dark gods themselves speak to with nothing but your mind?
Wait. What? Brother! You survived?"
*A shadow falls over him as a Tyranid Hierophant Bio-Titan rears up behind him, and the Grey Knight disappears in dust as a giant claw crashes down*
[puts a burst of fire into the Hierophants eye, causing it's claw to miss TGK by inches]
GET BACK IN FORMATION YOU IDIOT!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 20:55:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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* Growls at librarian (ooc you are a libby right, new to thread) but thanks him, before ignoring his order and leaping at the titan, sword crackling with warp energies*
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2016/02/27 20:57:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC about who kicks daemon ass better, and can take daemon ass more...i thought thats what was happening at least...(WK's a Guardsman)
Bic *Grabs hierophants claws before they touch the ground*
Do you mind? We're having a convosation.
*Rips arms off and rams them into its skull*
Stop stabbing yourself dude, its not sanitory...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 20:58:32
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/27 20:58:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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The_Grey_Knight wrote:* Growls at librarian ( ooc you are a libby right, new to thread) but thanks him, before ignoring his order and leaping at the titan, sword crackling with warp energies*
OOC: No, I'm actually just a Guardsman. Most of our characters are based on our actual avatars (just look under my rank)
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/27 21:00:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*Pulls sword out of the creatures skull and curses the chapter master*
"I've seen your type before, ascending to chapter-master quickly, only to die even quicker after that."
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