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Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







 War Kitten wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
* Growls at librarian (ooc you are a libby right, new to thread) but thanks him, before ignoring his order and leaping at the titan, sword crackling with warp energies*


OOC: No, I'm actually just a Guardsman. Most of our characters are based on our actual avatars (just look under my rank)


ooc OK and thanks


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Rushes at TGK and grabs him by the pauldrons*

Mind your tone Knight. Or perhaps you shall find that this Chapter Master doesnt bow as easily as any others...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:02:20


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







*breaks out of his grip*

"And mind who you grap, or you'll find out why the imperium need only a 1000 of us for the whole empire"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:11:49



 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

HOLY GAK HOW FETHING UP YOURSELVES ARE YOU?!?!!??!?!

*Rage overwhelming*

*Kicks at TGK*

FETH YOU! WE DONT NEED OR WANT YOU!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:13:14


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[turns around]
CAN BOTH OF YOU LADIES JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT?!?! WE'RE FIGHTING A TYRANID INVASION HERE, THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL!
[headshots a Warrior idly]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







"Fine" *he growls, and in a shimmer of light he teleports away, though for some reason you don't think that is the last you will see of him.*


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

THANK YOU!

*Goes back to pummeling nids*

*Puts hand up to ear*

FETH YOUR KIDDING ME?!?!?! FETH...BEAM ME UP SCOTTY WERE OUTTA HERE!

*Turns to WK*

ABADDON IS PISSED I KICKED HIS GAK, SO HES STARTED THE 13th CRUSADE! IMA GO SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS! SORRY FOR LEAVING SO SUDDENLY!

*Gets beamed onto strike cruiser and Flies away*


*At the same time Amelia begins to stir on the medical table*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:23:02


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[looks up and sighs]
As if we didn't have enough going on as is.
[shakes his head and goes back to barking orders]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







*Now the chapter master is out of the picture the strange tyranid rears up, a strange light burning in its eyes as it ignores the imperial guards bullets tearing through it.*


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kroot flank the tyranids and draw their fire from the guardsmen*

Someone has to help the gue'la now that Khorne's little helper is gone.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You complete plonker, you just chased the best fighter I've ever seen away.
*Stares at the strange Tyranid creature, and eyes begin glowing bright white to a painful level of brightness*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*hey. Whoa. Steady now. ...

**gently holds Sgt V down so she gets up slowly*
Be careful. Your still recovering. Even super human, you took a nasty wound.



Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Feth i cant find the image of the spartan...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*Kroot flank the tyranids and draw their fire from the guardsmen*

Someone has to help the gue'la now that Khorne's little helper is gone.


[Guardsmen all smoothly integrate the Kroot into their battle plans, and adjust their lanes of fire accordingly]
You may not like it, but I'm happy that Khorne no longer has a claim over me.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc

Alex to the rescue
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/File:USER_Haloprov_Spartan_IV_1_Pose.png

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







*Suddenly, as the kroot commander and the imperial guardsman exchange words, the tyranid, now but a torn hormagaunt skin over a daemon lord, charges into the kroot line, scattering the front lines.*


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC:

This?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.



Thank you!

YUS

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:40:21


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Enormous spear of blinding energy smashes into the daemon lord*
Well, there goes my fine control for an hour or so. Don't expect anything I'm operating to work well for a while.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets up and provides suppressive fire on the Daemon lord*

*Winces everytime the pistol shoots*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
*Suddenly, as the kroot commander and the imperial guardsman exchange words, the tyranid, now but a torn hormagaunt skin over a daemon lord, charges into the kroot line, scattering the front lines.*


[sees the big gribbly coming]
FETH! FIRE ON MY TARGET MEN! BRING IT DOWN!
[wall of lasfire slams into the big gribbly, staggering it]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







* From behind, the grey knight steps towards Sgt. Vande*

"There is no time, and this is important: do you still have the weapon the marine gave you?"

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*arrives behind wk sending volley of hellfire rounds into the beast*

Howdy, need a hand?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pair of hormagaunts smash through wall, with a warrior close behind*

*Turns M6 on them and begins firing*

*First hormagaunt is brought down but the second pounces on me*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
* From behind, the grey knight steps towards Sgt. Vande*

"There is no time, and this is important: do you still have the weapon the marine gave you?"


OOC what weapon is this you speak of?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







ooc make it up


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*flips round and blasts it in mid air sending it flying into chunks*

Does anyone take my medical advice seriously?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Takes control of the large-scale systems of Vanden's powered armor, flipping the Hormagaunt and crushing it's skull*
I am going to go into shock if I use any more power.
*Sinks to knees*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I was talking about the yellow marine who yells more than talks. You being rid of taint is a great sign, I would take pride in your newfound purity.

*fires a plasma round into the daemon lord's eye*
*knarloc charges into the daemon lord*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 jhe90 wrote:
*arrives behind wk sending volley of hellfire rounds into the beast*

Howdy, need a hand?



Hello dear, yes we do need a hand. As you can see, there's a giant demon lord over there trying to kill us all

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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