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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

How am i being controlled!?!?!

Umm sorry strange looking armoured person, but i know not of what you spe-

*Is pierced by warrior talon, who then precedes to bite down on neck*

Why is it always me...?



OOC i swear if i listen to my mate one more time im going to strangle him...DO MORE FETHING DYING FOR ME!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:51:16


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Emerges from the barracks and straightens uniform] [Stares in horror at the battle outside]

GUARDSMEN, EVERYONE OUT! NOW!
[Barracks empty into the room, and guards begin lining up to face the nids]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok, looks like a job for the saint. Be back in abit dear.
*starts glowing a gold colour, sword blade sets fire and floats inch off ground*

*starts inflicting gervous wounds on it with flaming sword*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buttery Commissar wrote:[Emerges from the barracks and straightens uniform] [Stares in horror at the battle outside]

GUARDSMEN, EVERYONE OUT! NOW!
[Barracks empty into the room, and guards begin lining up to face the nids]


[Most of the Guardsmen are already fighting the Nids]
Nice of you to join us Commissar! Appreciate the help

Sgt. Vanden wrote:How am i being controlled!?!?!

Umm sorry strange looking armoured person, but i know not of what you spe-

*Is pierced by warrior talon, who then precedes to bite down on neck*

Why is it always me...?


[turns around and blasts the Warrior off of Vanden before it can bit her]
FETH OFF AND DIE BUG!


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Ugh last time i swear...

*Warrior brings its talons around and drives my body infront of the lasrounds*


OOC By last time i mean it will be the last time after this battle.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 21:53:01


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







" You mean you lost it, well GAK! It is the only thing for sure that can kill that thing. I'll guess we will just have to shoot it to pieces."

* Wades into tyranids towards the daemon lord, thankful for the suppressing fire, and even hurting, it*

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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Urghhh.....

*shunts varden ourt of the way, blocking las rounds with shield and healing wounds*


Seriously, you die more times than a red shirt!
*goes back to fighting deamon lord*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[barks out coordinates to several heavy weapons teams who barrage the demon lord with autocannon fire, bringing it to it's knees]
NOW OR NEVER GREY KNIGHT! BRING IT DOWN!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Welcome to the most horrifying aspect of my power. People puppetry, as long as the target is in powered armor.
I suppose it's time for the backup.
*Injects a vial of silver liquid into my arm*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Is still pierced by claws, so wasnt moved*

*Brings M6 to bear on Warrior, making it stagger back a couple paces*

*Still attached to Warrior*

Oh for feth sake...

*Breaks claws and falls off claws*

*Rolls backwards and re-breaks two ribs*

*Shoots into Warrior again*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







* The Grey Knight leaps forward, sword crackling, before slicing off its head as it rages against the heavy weapons team. Several las-shots continue to tear through its body, assuring its dead. With the body already falling to the ground the Gk turns to the lines.

" Either by His divine will, or some Dark Gods plan, I have a feeling I will be seeing you again soon. My mission is done now, so I will be gone, but I will make sure none of you are executed."

*And with these final words, the GK teleports away*


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

.. [Looks embarrassed] Some of us were.. Napping. [Straightens collar]

..! [Sprints across to Vanden] What are you doing out here? [Fires storm bolter into monster and pulls Vanden clear] ...You have more of a death wish than I do.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Well, i thought i'd try to make myself useful*

*Gestures at gapping hole in chest*

Went well i guess...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*teleports into the room with a flash of green*
*monolith and dozens of necron Warriors follow suit*
Large amounts of warp energy detected. Where is the source?

*looks around and sees the slain daemon lord*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sighs and drags Vanden back to the medics] Y'aint useful if you're dead. Not to anyone. [Looks concerned]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Well, i thought i'd try to make myself useful*

*Gestures at gapping hole in chest*

Went well i guess...


[walks along besides BC as he drags Vanden away from the carnage]
Alright, now stay with me! This is going to hurt. A lot.
[begins applying basic first aid to Vanden as he walks, sealing her wounds and slowing the flow of blood]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:15:12


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks quizically at BC*

Is that slight affection i may have heard?

*Looks at WK*

I dont feel anything...Oh hay theres metal people over yonder, wonder what they're doing there...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:16:43


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[grimaces]
That's a very good thing right now.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*stops glowing and arrives at vardens position....*

Why does this always happen to you.
*summons a rhino come medivac transport and gets her onboard*

Comre on, I've got this. *bangs in hatch and signals to drive off*
She,l be OK, that was my medical team. Their fix her up properly onboard.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:19:29


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

WOWOWOWOWO, I'm not leaving Yarrick, just patch me up here.

*Defiant even as bleeding out*

I want to see if i actually saw affection or if it was just the blood loss getting to my head...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Places hand firmly on back of Vanden's head to keep her level] It might have been.
...Don't tease me. This time yesterday I would have struggled to tell you my favourite colour. I'm not used to having emotional attachments. [Smiles]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Fine, *bangs again to stop treating mid battle*

Yarrick, get over here. She is mid triage, so just don,t get in the way OK.

*leads a team of guard and kroot in cleanup of still living nids remaining*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*necron warriors fan out, and start vaporising any tyranid remains*

Upstart devourers, they do not understand the necrontyr's right to rule this land.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Hahaha...Yea i guess...Geez was this hole always there?

*Looks at hole and pokes finger through it*

Hmmm, i have a feeling that i should be experiencing pain, however all i feel is happiness...

*Looks at BC*

You could be the reason or maybe that giant bug had some crazy gak in its claws...


OOOOO the shiny men have LAZERGUNS! Why dont you guys have lasers as cool as those...?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:25:41


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





OOC Finally the computers back and working


BIC [Looks outside at the battle raging outside, readjusts mask and strides outside and fires hallucinogenic grenades and illusionary powers at the allied front lines]

[With a voice resonating in the minds of every imperial in the area whilst being out of view] "Men and Women of the Imperium look to your leaders and heroes of your faith! Even now as these vile creatures come to destroy us they know not the power you hold!"

The saintly form of Jhe can be seen flying around the battlefield with a host of holy saints, the Commisars and officers appear stronger, more poised and damn near unstoppable...

"My friends you are immortal! Let your people sing of this day forever! FOR THE EMPEROR!!"

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:30:32


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[sighs]
Probably both. Who knows that poison that Warrior had on it's claws?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC IM FLYING MUM LOOK! Wait-Why am i flying like a saint? Im just a standard Spartan that can take a gak ton of punishment...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC IM FLYING MUM LOOK! Wait-Why am i flying like a saint? Im just a standard Spartan that can take a gak ton of punishment...


OOC (its illusionary, you are still on the ground, merely theatrics to get the Imperial moral going )

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





 Torus wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC IM FLYING MUM LOOK! Wait-Why am i flying like a saint? Im just a standard Spartan that can take a gak ton of punishment...


OOC (its illusionary, you are still on the ground, merely theatrics to get the Imperial moral going and replace vanden with Jhe )

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Torus wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC IM FLYING MUM LOOK! Wait-Why am i flying like a saint? Im just a standard Spartan that can take a gak ton of punishment...


OOC (its illusionary, you are still on the ground, merely theatrics to get the Imperial moral going )


OOC OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Ok that makes more sense...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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