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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

All this, and I am part of a reborn saint ...

Yet NO one ever locations to me....
*sits down to watch Necrons clean up rest of nids*

So, OK... *helps patch up vardens wound*
What 3 times in 2 days?
You have no luck.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Im starting to think you are correct Marla...But i guess im lucky to know Yarrick...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:35:03


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 jhe90 wrote:
All this, and I am part of a reborn saint ...

Yet NO one ever locations to me....
*sits down to watch Necrons clean up rest of nids*

So, OK... *helps patch up vardens wound*
What 3 times in 2 days?
You have no luck.



[rubs the arm that was nearly melted off by bio acid earlier]
[to himself]
Good thing she didn't see that....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker





"Necrons...seriously?... well this can only go well..."

 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Hhm...

*Grabs BC's hand and squeezes*

*Falls unconsious due to blood loss*

*Continues to hold on*

OOC G night guys, its almost 10 o'clock in the morning for me, so im definately out for the night(morning) see you guys in 22 hours on the dot

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks exhausted from multiple complicated medical procedures and operations*

Done. Now this time rest, let it heal
That's a fething order. Got it Spartan. Yarrick, if she does not rest, im holding you responsible as well.
*medical transport ready to take them back to room*

*walks off and catch's lift back to tank and tosses wk a key*
For the tank, thought you probably should have one. *smiles in a exhausted way*

*drives off catching a lift on passing chimera*


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:53:18


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker






[Using illusionary power to numb Vanden's sense of pain]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/27 22:53:40


 Hawky wrote:
Power Armour's greatest weakness is Newton, the deadliest snfbtch in space.



"You're in the Guard(ians), son! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Catches WK's eye and raises eyebrow] Hiding things?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Catches WK's eye and raises eyebrow] Hiding things?


[looks embarrassed]
Well, Marla told me to stop getting hurt, and then the Tyranids attacked. Well, during the fight some bio acid nearly melted my arm off, but I was saved by that Angry Chapter Master, who used his cigar to heal the wound. I didn't want Marla to know that I'd nearly died again.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hm. [Looks down at Vanden] I think hiding things to keep folk from worrying is sometimes okay at the time. You should tell her when it's a less pressured situation.

[Adjusts hat and some small confetti falls out]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[takes off helmet and scratches his head]
Yeah, but not right now. She's got enough to worry about as is

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Blows confetti away] Stag party last night.
...There was a bounce house and a piñata.

And ork strippers. We paid them to put more clothes back on.

[Looks down at Vanden] I think she had the better time of it in a medically induced coma.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[glances at BC]
You know you'll have to face how you feel about her at some point right? She's nearly died twice. How long are you going to wait before you admit you care?
[sighs]
Benny's right. Life is too short to hesitate, especially for warriors of the Imperium.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

You think I'm frightened..

I have absolutely nothing to offer her but divided-attention and eventual disappointment when I die in a shell crater.
She'll become an assassination target for anyone who hates what I stand for... I already fear when I see her fighting, I don't know if I can cope with the idea of my political position putting her in danger.

The kindest thing is to deny until she gets frustrated with me and leaves. Then at least it's on her terms.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I do think you are frightened Commissar. Fear is not an excuse for you to deny yourself a little happiness, no matter how fleeting it is. And she probably has the same worries as you, she is a warrior just like you and me. Her life is just as likely to end in a shell crater as mine is. Or yours. And by the looks of things she has no intention of giving up.

OOC: Serious conversation is serious

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/28 02:01:17


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

So having been out of it all day I've got no idea what's going on. So. I'll give out a quest. I've got a missing shipment of Xbox controllers. I need it found. Whoever brings it to me get 500 XP and 60 Silver Coins

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I've got to go. There's a shipment of flak armor that needs to be picked up.
[Guardsmen gets into a Chimera and drives away]
[Drop Pod crashes through the ceiling and lands next to BC]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sighs] I have the emotional range and experience of roughly forty eight hours.
If I met an ork right now, I wouldn't know whether to kill it or take it back to my bunk...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 War Kitten wrote:
I've got to go. There's a shipment of flak armor that needs to be picked up.
[Guardsmen gets into a Chimera and drives away]
[Drop Pod crashes through the ceiling and lands next to BC]


You'd better be paying for that...

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[glances at Thrakka]
Oh shut up you. The Chapter still hasn't forgiven you for getting brother Vorlan captured. You're on thin ice as is, test us further and you'll be turned into a drumstick

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Look, I'm not sorry at all- I mean, I'm sorry for drugging you against your will. I'm not familiar with which people want to be treated and which don't.
*Lying on the ground on my back with a bloody nose*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Gently eases hand out from Vanden's, but makes sure she still has the red sash]

[Smiles] That's why we have this concept of consent, Verviedi.
[Gently picks Verviedi off the floor and lays him on a stretcher bed] ...You still haven't been eating, have you. [Carefully pulls back an eyelid with a thumb] ...or drinking.

[Fits a basic hydration drip and hands Verviedi a vanilla shake] You're staying there until both of those are finished, or I'm going to-

You know what, I don't care. [Throws up hands and stomps back to barracks]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 War Kitten wrote:
[glances at Thrakka]
Oh shut up you. The Chapter still hasn't forgiven you for getting brother Vorlan captured. You're on thin ice as is, test us further and you'll be turned into a drumstick


*Surprised*
Oh really? You do realize I have GODS in my employ? I can shift my size at will, and I am the owner of firepower that could blow your petty chapter to smithereens


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I feel somewhat guilty now.
*Weakly inserts the drip and drinks from the vanilla shake*
That issue with "not knowing when I'm about to die horribly from dehydration" needs to go. Whenever I try something to fix it, my body just gradually reverts back to "factory" condition.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
[glances at Thrakka]
Oh shut up you. The Chapter still hasn't forgiven you for getting brother Vorlan captured. You're on thin ice as is, test us further and you'll be turned into a drumstick


*Surprised*
Oh really? You do realize I have GODS in my employ? I can shift my size at will, and I am the owner of firepower that could blow your petty chapter to smithereens



You have Gods that can be beaten up by Tyranids. I have no cause to fear you. And no matter how big you are, a bolter will still hurt you very easily, especially with hellfire rounds. By the Emperor your arrogance is astounding.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Burrows out of ground, knocking WK's drop pod over*

"Sorry, was that yours?"

*Turns to Thraka*

"We of the Zerg Swarm do not fear your 'gods' either, bird brain!"

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*emits a static noise as laughter*

Your youngling empire has not seen the horrors of true gods. My kind has seen them captured, and shattered. We witnessed the death of gods, their utter destruction. You, avian, do not know such power.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







"Strides out from behind BC, eying the Necrons warily*

*There's a warp storm raging at the moment so I can't go home. Look like I'm stuck with you"


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*wakes up and yawns half asleep*

Post, they found you all, somehow. Even the Spartan, space marines, and a odd metal thungfor necron.
*in pile is a large fur bound stone tablet from feneris fir v with several troll skin documents enclised*

Large crate, yarrick they sent you a new storm bolter I think.

*sits reading medics journal amongst her own post drinking tea**

Ooc war kittens guardsmen never noticed marla gave him a key for repressor lol

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/02/28 09:32:38


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Returns from barracks looking better rested] Ah, mail? Thank you Sister.
[Pulls lid off crate and looks in] [Rapidly pushes lid back down]
I'll open this in my office, I think. There is at least a storm bolter in there, yes.


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