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2016/02/29 00:07:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Turns shower on*
Oh feth thats hot...
*Slowly adjusts knobs to make water nice and warm*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 00:10:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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*Pokes head out from under a piece of furniture cautiously*
Oi, wot did I miss? I don't fink anyone's tryin' ta krump me anymore, is dey? Maybe it's safe ta come out again...?
OoC: Jeez, I'm busy with school for no more than a week, and I am behind by about a dozen pages. I have no idea what important events occurred since then!
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2016/02/29 00:11:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Removes hat and covers some of the floor in confetti]
...Oh good grief. I forgot that was there. [Facepalms] It's a long story.
[Looks over] ..,Not an urgent one.
Everything? But that would be indecent in front of a lady...
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2016/02/29 00:18:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I dont mind...You dont see me fussing about not wearing anything infront of a man...
*Lathers up hair*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 00:32:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I thought that might have been the concussion...
Fair enough, then. [Hangs up towel, stows bale eye in jacket and puts on eyepatch] [Wanders into shower, soaps up, and develops a fascination with the ceiling again] ...
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2016/02/29 00:33:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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*Bewildered*
Eh? Dat fing's a lady underneaf? Who'da thunk it?
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2016/02/29 00:35:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks up at ceiling and grins*
So I take it the ceiling is more interesting than me?...You know I dont mind you looking at me, I dont bite...Much...
*Tries scrubbing back, but fails in reaching it*
You mind getting that for me?
EEK! GREEN THING!
*Jumps onto BC and tries kicking KK away*
EEK KILL IT KILL IT!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/29 00:36:56
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 00:42:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Coughs gently] In the politest way possible miss, I have no prior experiences to compare to. I don't wish to stare, because you're a very pretty lady, and I'm- [Throws a bar of soap at Kiln] Shoo!
... [Helps Vanden with her troublesome back] [Leans head on her her shoulder] For someone with the ability to roll up into a ball, you do seem to have sudden unexpected issues with flexibility.
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2016/02/29 00:47:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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*Flees in terror, hides under sofa in far side of room until return of the Warboss*
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2016/02/29 00:47:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Thanks BC for getting rid off KK*
Who said i could roll up into a ball...Is there another woman in your life who CAN do that?...
Oh well, competition is good...You dont need to apologise about not looking at me, i just...Thought it might help in you figuring out your feelings about me...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 01:05:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I saw you roll and dodge all over the place when you were fighting. [Smiles] I wasn't meaning to insult you.
And I think I know how I feel, I'm just very unfamiliar with appropriate responses. Up until now I most shouted at things and lead charges. I don't think that's how things go. [Considers]
[Mouths thank you at Kiln]
[Puts Vanden down] Now either you rinse off, or I'll have to flog you for wasting resources. [Absolute poker face]
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2016/02/29 01:09:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Pushes BC up to wall*
*Smiles*
I'd like to see you try Commissar...
*Leans in and kisses BC*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 01:23:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! C-cold tiles...
Miss, until now I've been very well behaved, I feel. If you continue to push me, I am not sure what's going to happen. [Concerned expression]
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2016/02/29 01:25:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I'm not sure what will happen either, but i for one, want to find out...
*Continues kissing BC*
*Bites his lower lip*
*Pushes body up to his*
Feel warmer?
*Smiles*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 01:36:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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OoC: This made me laugh. By the way, is Vanden's character Samus or something?
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2016/02/29 01:37:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC I'm a Spartan from Halo
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 01:45:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Growls] Feth it. [Picks up Vanden, throws towel over her, and ties another around own waist]
...We are going to resolve things if it kills me. [Carefully picks her up and strides back towards barracks]
[Skids on wet floor, smacks head on the shower wall and knocks self out cold, dropping Vanden lightly on top of self]
Ooc: Shower shoes: Oddly important.
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2016/02/29 01:52:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Recoils*
Ummm...
*Lightly pushes BC, doesn't wake up
*Tries again slightly harder*
Ugh feth...
*Lies BC on lap and sits cross-legged*
Whenever your ready to wake up...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 01:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[shifts uncomfortably]
I feel like I'm interrupting something by being here...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 01:57:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Perfect time.
Watch this.
*All of the Skitarii in the barracks suddenly recieve the signal to go into the shower block, and begin marching in step to the showers*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 01:58:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Throws towel over BC and stands up holding out pistol in very threatening way*
I dont know if you understand, but if you do, GET THE FETH OUT YOU MECHANIZED PERVERTS!
OOC one does not simply go into a shower without trusty firearm*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/29 02:00:38
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:03:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[stands in the doorway to the shower room and blocks the Skitarii from getting in]
Verviedi, you're a good friend, but if you don't tell your cogheads to turn around and go back I swear to the Emperor I will put my boot so far up your rear you'll be tasting ceramite for a week!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/29 02:03:36
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 02:05:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Stands next to WK and shoots verviedi in the foot*
Hope that teaches you some lesson...
*Face goes red*
*Realizes that nothing is covering body*
*Jumps back into shower room with a EEK and hides behind WK's bulk*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:07:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Horribly confused Skitarii Alpha walks up to WK to ask him why he's obscuring her unit's cleaning time*
*Speaks through WK's helmet vox*
They are not under my control. The only thing I manipulated was the base's scheduling.
*Bullet punches through the Repressor's armor and hits my foot with reduced force*
Ow! Mother-fether!
*Jumps up in surprise and hits head on the ceiling*
OW!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/29 02:08:10
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 02:11:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Hand poke out from behind WK with middle finger extended*
Thats what you get you fething gakbrain!
*Goes back to BC's side and tries waking him up again*
*Calls out to WK*
Got any stimulants that might be able to wake him? He's out cold...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:14:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Blinks awake] My mouth tastes like teeth... [Winces]
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2016/02/29 02:16:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I wonder why...
*Sits next to BC*
So how was your nap?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:17:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[without turning around hands Vanden a stimulant]
That's Astartes grade strength though. It's effects on him will be.... exaggerated. He'll be very energetic for a while, which might be a good thing for you.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 02:20:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes stimulant and shoves it in suit*
I'll use that at a later date...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:21:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The Skitarii Alpha is now attempting to use sign language to get WK's attention*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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