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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Angel, really, if you want to use the Ancient terms. T-The Machine-God is m-more neutral than Chaotic after all.
*Eyes are somewhat duller than they normally are*
That took a lot out of me. I am not going to lie.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nods and runs into barracks, after pulling on pants]
[Looks around for WK] ...You need medical aid, come out god goodness' sake.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[is calmly sitting on his bunk bleeding from several deep gashes]
I'll be fine. I just need to think about what the feth I just did.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Deep gashes? You got smashed by a powerfist TWICE, Peppered with assault cannon slugs, crushed into the floor, BY A DREADNOUGHT POWERFIST! Jesus your resilient...That, and you must have plot armour as thick as Starship class Hull...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Leans on doorpost and holds head] Don't make me order you, please? Get up and get that seen to before you lose more blood.
Or do I go and wake Marla and have her attend to you?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Deep gashes? You got smashed by a powerfist TWICE, Peppered with assault cannon slugs, crushed into the floor, BY A DREADNOUGHT POWERFIST! Jesus your resilient...That, and you must have plot armour as thick as Starship class Hull...


OOC: Claimed by the Emperor means I'm ded-ard. Although I might have that taken out, and be like Verviedi, with 0 plot armor, but alright.


BIC:
[sitting calmly on bed, with several holes in him, some gashes, one arm and one leg are completely limp]
I think I'm bleeding internally. I can taste blood and my ribs are poking into my spine. I don't think that's normal

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/10 04:02:39


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Considers] By all rights I should give you a reading and put a shell through your skull. But it is peacetime.

[Beckons medics into room, who start feeding blood back into WK and patching him up]

[Heads back out and follows the team pushing Amelia toward the medical tent] [Worried] [Gestures for a third team to stabilise Verviedi gently]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[passes out]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Edit Nevermind

*Is now breathing normally and has eyes open*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/10 04:09:45


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

OOC: Wow, 5 pages since my character passed out. We'll assume he was carried back to the Terran base to sober up over the intervening pages...
BIC: *Walks over and looks at WK*

"Soldier, you need medical treatment"

*Sees BC's medics arrive*

"Okay, problem solved. Now somebody get me a drink. A soft drink this time, I kind of embarassed myself last time I got wasted..."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

We should start booking in advance, no? [Gestures to medical tent]
[Looks very tired] Maybe one day without scaring me? [Laughs]

[Leans over and kisses Amelia's forehead] [Sits in a nearby chair and despite trying to stay alert, dozes off]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles faintly and passes out next to BC*



OOC That went a lot better than what I was planning to be honest...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*walks out, notices a very pale wk lead to a med tent and goes pale *
What ...... Medics, blood, what's going on?
*forces way past a medic blocking door and looks shocked*
A dreadnought, he tried to fight a dreadnought in hand to Hand....

*sits down in a corner being given tea as they work*
I told him to be careful. *looks worried *

Ooc worried sister is worried!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/10 10:55:42


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up and sees Jhe] I tried to get him help, I'm sorry. He was just so... incredibly stubborn.

[Looks over at Amelia] We need your help... She needs an exorcism and a heart transplant, but not before he's stable, it can wait.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*waves off jhe*
I'm fine dear. Really!
*coughs up a worrying amount of blood*
Ok I lied.
*passes out again*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Perhaps I should have used some less energy intensive powers. The whole "tearing physics a new one" ability is a new one, and not one I plan on EVER using again.
*Pours water on the 2D dreadnought covering the floor*
*Unspeakable warp-things occur*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Grabs Verviedi by the ear and puts him in a time-out in the corner]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*goes to conduct trauma surgery*

Il help, just give me time, I suspect he may need fairly intensive work.

Heart transplant.... Ok, that's serious

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*mutters something in his sleep about a gift*
*heartbeat slows then stops*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks incredibly conflicted*
I-I wish I could help...
*Opens up surgical case, and leans over WK with shaking hands*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shoves v out the way*

No, I'm doing complex work....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sound of emotion limiter violently shorting out*
I feel strangely disappointed.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/10 19:19:15




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







*Walks out of the shadows*

"Did you miss me?"

00c not even gonna bother trying to catch up on what I missed


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Yarrick returned, Chaos Dreadnought damaged Amelia's heart, I bound a Daemon of the Machine-God to it to repair it, WK is apparently dead, There's an anniversary present floating around, and Verviedi just went off his meds.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at sad Verviedi] Hm.. [Whistles]
[BC potters over and gives him a surprisingly reassuring hug, and a big sticker that says I was good at the doctor's office]

... I'm mildly jealous and I'm not sure why.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*finishes up fixing wk fully* that was tough work, anyone who hurts him right now has me to answer too. And my flamer.

*wk is now alive again after hours of complex surgery and advancesd medics.

*moves onto Amelia *
Ok, so a new heart. Would you be upset bya augmentic ?
It would be far easier. And less issuses.

Also, exorcisam. More a blessed removal of taint.
*gives orders foe tools to be readied. *

Ooc I she a battle sister or hospitler advanced tramau surgeon at this rate?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/10 20:37:53


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[mutters something in his sleep about a gift for Marla]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

*when suddenly.... A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS*
Walking into the room with a big smile on his face the tau waves brightly at the group in front of him. Do you have time to hear about our lord and master Khorne?
*Chaos Tau-"FOR THE GREATER BLOODSHED"*

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

A gift. Give it to me when your back omn your feet. Il get you there.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Sees thepowerfulwill arrive*

"Oh my gawd, he's whack!"

*Turns to the others*

"This guy's probably trouble, people."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
 
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