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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Begins making worried dog noises] Shouldn't we make an effort to find them? Spiders do pretty horrible things to insects.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hands BC a pistol*
Go get em' tiger

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Regroups with Vanden and BC*
I've repaired the breaches in my suit, and am ready to continue downwards. I wish I had packed parachutes... Those would be useful for getting down quickly.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Spiders continue dragging Amelia down a corridor, who has now lost consciousness*

*Drag her through a small opening in wall*

*Shotgun is left by the opening*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Hey.
umm where is metal clad woman...
*Lumos voldema* *night vision*

Oh no, the spiders have her. There not nice to anyone they capture.
Spider nest, very dangerous, they fear light and fire.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick grabs BC and shotgun before climbing through hole]

[Spider the size of a tennis ball drops down onto BC's hat] [Internally crying] Th-that's fine...
I'm really not good with this many legs on things...

[Yarrick manages to blast one of the spiders dragging Anelia and take off a few legs]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Stirs awake*

Hrm...Where...

*Sees spiders*

OH GAK!

*Kicks at spiders*

*Wriggles out its grip*

*Deep inside hive*

*Several bites to majority of body*

*Poison is travelling through body*

*Coughs up blood*

*Rips a spiders head off*

*Rest of spiders don't notice and continue skittering off*

*Blue veins begin bulging on face*

*Struggles breathing*

*Begins losing consciousness*

*Hears shouting through hole*

*Musters enough strength to call out*

Here...

OOC Tbh, I started the thingy so I didn't have to participate in the crazy verviedi mission because I was drunk, but now, I'm here for a while.



This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 08:11:08


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*sends a wall of flame that misses varden and drives spiders off for a minute*

That will only delay them, regroup then return..
Hurry...... They will be back.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 08:29:46


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick grabs BC's power sword (ooh err madam) and cuts throw webbing and debris to reach Amelia, before shoving her shotgun back in her hands and rushing her along back toward more of the group]

[Turns to jhe] You're a wizard you say, can you slow poisons? We have purging chemicals, but they are not pleasant.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Slow, yes...
*gives her a small vial that stabilises her for abit and slows poison effects*

Not ideal, I also added a general anti venom, should slow enough to get a propper anti venom or such. Its a fix, not quite a cure. *begins muttering and mixing up a antidote*

Spider venom is not a easy one.. Pinch of dried.... Yes, that is getting there.... *being generally odd and wizard like *

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/10 22:18:15


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Phases in and out of consciousness*

*More skittering from back down chute*

Move...it...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh... I'm trying to work.

*makes several walls and metal hatch's reform selves back to solid barriers*

Buy us time to get you walking.
*gives antidote to spider venom*

Rest easy, takes time to fully work and cure the poison.
About a few minutes shorter time than that vent will hold....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Helps Yarrick hold Amelia upright]
No sleeping, stay with us. You've survived worse!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Coughs blood again*

Feth me this poison sucks...

*Grabs vial off jhe and drains it in one go*

Now, lets get moving.

*Reloads shotgun and begins dragging self to a wall*

Back against the wall...Just go...I'll kill a few for touching me, then I'll be right behind you...

*Head slumps back a bit*

OOC BENNY'S BACK! HUZZAH!

Edit: OOC Might I ask why this has taken about 3 days to solve?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/10 22:48:25


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Of you must do so...

*casts a spell causing armour panels to reform and repair*
Least your back to some effectiveness.

Or we could just...
*pulls open a door making it lead to a ruin near the bridges they need to cross that's known to be safer than the rest of the area*

Use a door. To a safer place, near the bridge you need.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

*Wanders around the corner*
There you are! I was beginning to think I had lost you all! You wouldn't believe what they have down here: secret cults, initiations, they even have a little church they built to worship some kind of God of... Excess was the word I believe they used. My you 'future folk' do have strange hobbies.
*Notices Vanden*
What on earth have you been doing to yourselves? You look as sick as a Tori who has to make a speach about why tax evation is bad! *Continues to ramble*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 22:53:32


Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Leans in towards mrhappyface*

*Grabs him by the collar*

Shut up you rambling politician.

*Pushes him back and tries to rise*

*Fails*

*Tries again, this time using the shotgun as a walking(getting up) stick*

*Success*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*laughs*

A tori. Not herred that in a few melenia. You must be from m2.
Don,t worry Il make sure ya don,t get killed down here Nigel.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

There's no need to be rude.
But you do look a bit deshelved, do require any assistance? Or perhaps you just need a cup of tea.
*Produces flask of tea and pours Vanden a cup*
*Hands cup over*
And perhaps once you get that down you, you can explain what happened whilst I was gone.

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*points to magic door *
Look, can we just leave spider corner, then chat?

Its safe. A old building I sometimes take shelter in from time to time.
*door leads to old building containing a former upper story private bar*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 23:04:20


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

 jhe90 wrote:
*laughs*

A tori. Not herred that in a few melenia. You must be from m2.
Don,t worry Il make sure ya don,t get killed down here Nigel.

Thanks, I could use someone keeping me from being eaten by these spiders.
(And perhaps a few other things)

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Refuses tea*

Ask Noseless the Wizard.

*Looks at Jhe*

No offense, and thank you for saving me.

*Begins making way to door*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 23:04:46


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

Refusing tea! You must be unwell!
(Don't want this to go to waste though)
Do you want some tea Voldemort?

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Noseless.... Just because I may lack a nose...
Oh, very whitty.
I am the walker of the ruins, I help travlers when I can
Umm spider nest, poison, ya know normal underhive stuff.
And tea would w good, once we are safer.

Lets get to the safer building before we consider if milk goes first or last.

*door is sealed vs spiders etc and lets chosen past. *( because magic)

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2016/04/10 23:11:38


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: I've been barely online, WK and Verviedi has been busy with studies I think, so it's been a bit slower than usual.
Just got home from a 12 hour con as a vendor, so I may need a snooze to be coherent.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Sleep it off friend, I have woken up completely and i'm tired once more, and Ive done absolutely gak feth all. You need sleep to function so go ahead

*Singingly* What Am I Saaaayyying!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Plants a peanut-shaped device on a support column and chips some shards of glass from a long-empty windowframe, attaches some nanotube wire to the device, and then hooks the other end of the spool of wire to my suit's belt*
*Looks at jhe*
I hope you can fly, or something along that line. I can only support two with my suit's maneuvering jets. All of you, I hope you know how to zipline. I'll install an antigrav cushion at the end.
*Grabs Vanden, injects her with medical nanites, and swan-dives out the window*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 23:49:32




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooc: I've been barely online, WK and Verviedi has been busy with studies I think, so it's been a bit slower than usual.
Just got home from a 12 hour con as a vendor, so I may need a snooze to be coherent.


OOC: Yep. It's finals at my college, I've had little time to devote to this. Add in computer problems and I have almost no time

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Plants a peanut-shaped device on a support column and chips some shards of glass from a long-empty windowframe, attaches some nanotube wire to the device, and then hooks the other end of the spool of wire to my suit's belt*
*Looks at jhe*
I hope you can fly, or something along that line. I can only support two with my suit's maneuvering jets. All of you, I hope you know how to zipline. I'll install an antigrav cushion at the end.
*Grabs Vanden, injects her with medical nanites, and swan-dives out the window*


*Whilst falling out with V*

Goddamit FETH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

OOC Lol V. Just...Lol...

Edit: Might I ask where BC and Yarrick are going to go?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/10 23:54:39


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Ziplining down the nanotube cable.




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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