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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


OOC Goddammit WK...Now we're all going to lose our characters because Marla is going to rip out our colons from our throats...

Bic *Still struggling with Knarloc*


OOC:
Just as planned.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


OOC Goddammit WK...Now we're all going to lose our characters because Marla is going to rip out our colons from our throats...

Bic *Still struggling with Knarloc*


OOC:
Just as planned.


OOC I despise you.

Bic *Rolls out of way of stomp*

*Still gets stomped*

OOC I'm expecting you to jump out and scream 'ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!'

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/14 01:35:31


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Pooka? Loved Dig Dug. They had it at an ice skating rink I go to.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Wall explodes with the a dozen imperial fist corpses. I stomp out*

AND DATZ WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!

*Looks around*

Oi! What I miss?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


OOC Goddammit WK...Now we're all going to lose our characters because Marla is going to rip out our colons from our throats...

Bic *Still struggling with Knarloc*


OOC:
Just as planned.


OOC I despise you.

Bic *Rolls out of way of stomp*

*Still gets stomped*

OOC I'm expecting you to jump out and scream 'ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!'


OOC:
Love you too Vanden

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:


OOC Goddammit WK...Now we're all going to lose our characters because Marla is going to rip out our colons from our throats...

Bic *Still struggling with Knarloc*


OOC:
Just as planned.


OOC I despise you.

Bic *Rolls out of way of stomp*

*Still gets stomped*

OOC I'm expecting you to jump out and scream 'ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!'


OOC:
Love you too Vanden


OOC Ily Bro

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Honoring the fallen is the duty of every red-blooded American patriot!
*Begins duel-wielding WK's weapon and the HFE06, and brings down the Knarloc*
*A tendril detaches from the Sothoth-Verviedi thing, travels up WK's ear, and returns to Vervsoth*
Another mind to use... I sense how my creations think now. After an eternity or an instant of being mindless...
*Imperial Fists begin violently exploding*
I have minds. And they are worthy.

OOC: I am beginning to wonder what I have just created. I'm just going to roll with it.
Minds collected: Liberty Prime, Verviedi, WK, the Knarloc, several Imperial Fists.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/14 01:44:48




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Collapses*

Ugh...

*Drags self over to WK*

No...

*Holds his head over lap*

*Brushes the strands of hair from his face*

*Looks at Vervsoth*

Please...Help him...

*Still holding WK's body*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/14 01:47:44


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Imperial Fist bloats and explodes*

Slightly different result than what I expected.

OOC: Well, feth. Turns out I had the wrong avatar there. Sorry V, that was not the avatar I was looking for. I'm just going to blame that on being sick and not thinking straight, and just choosing the first 8 bit Dig Dug image I found.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Going to try not to be BS overpowered, because that's not what I like to do.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/14 01:50:21




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*still dead*
*Verviedi's mind explodes after trying to take my mind*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Violet light plays over WK's body, and his mind is forcefully copied to the new form, with new and unsettling obsessions with gates, keys, and Custodes*
I have read enough to know, or Verviedi read enough to know, that Reanimation is only possible with a fresh corpse. I have no desire for any of you to end up like Herbert West.
*Gets a strange popping sensation as Liberty Prime is suddenly the dominant mind of Yog-Sothoth*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/14 01:51:11




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*body jolts for a second and then goes deathly still*
*dies again*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

PATRIOTISM MINDSTATE ENGAGED. IT IS THE DUTY OF EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN TO HONOR THE FALLEN.
*WK's corpse begins writhing unnaturally*
NO AMERICAN PATRIOT SHALL DIE TO THESE REDS!
*Imperial Fists begin exploding in tiny mushroom clouds*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*tunnels away*
*several more boulders fall, crushing Imperial Fists*

We're running out of rocks here. Are we staying or leaving?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
PATRIOTISM MINDSTATE ENGAGED. IT IS THE DUTY OF EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN TO HONOR THE FALLEN.
*WK's corpse begins writhing unnaturally*
NO AMERICAN PATRIOT SHALL DIE TO THESE REDS!
*Imperial Fists begin exploding in tiny mushroom clouds*


OOC:
Man, my body has moves.


BIC:
*still dead*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Begins eating the Knarloc and smashing any imperial fist who get in arms reach*

*Stops eating for a moment and looks over at the robot*

WEZ YELLIN NOWZ!? IZE LIKES YELLIN!

*Begins Bellowing between bites of Knarloc.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*ZK steps on my corpse and smashes it to a paste*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Spots WK dead body paste (because the head is still intact because plot and what not)*

I better get his remains to Marla before that ork tries to eat him.

*Scoops up bloody paste a disembody head*

How could this happen.

EVERYONE THIS WAY.

*Starts drilling a tunnel away from the floods of Imperial fists*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Clmibs onto Z15 and just sits there*

*Grabs Yarrick as Z15 rushes past and pulls him on*

*Grabs BC as Z15 rushes past and pulls him on*

*Grabs Android 2BJ as Z15 rushes past and pulls it on*

*Leaves Verviedi*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

["BC" licks splattered Astartes off back of hand] But I was having fun... Time to leave? [Notices a squad blocking the route] [Snaps fingers, and they vanish] Don't worry, they're just currently exploring the wonders of Terra's biggest ballpoint pen factory. They'll find it compelling, I assure you. [Grins] [Continues banishing Astartes to boring locations to keep the path clear]

[Yarrick looks in confusion at WK] I thought he couldn't die?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

We all thought that...

*Lifts head and looks at Perron*

You can help him can't you? Your god can at least. Please...Do what you can for him...

*Jumps into Yarricks arms and takes helmet off*

Hold me?

OOC Is Benny Possessed or is that Perron?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/14 06:58:24


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...I don't think you know what you're asking me to do. It would damn whoever made the deal. When daemons deal in souls, there are no winners.
But...
[Considers] There are others.

[Yarrick holds Vanden quietly] May as well make whatever deals you wish, Daemon. Marla is going to kill us, or herself. [Looks deeply unhappy]

Ooc: Benny is possessed by Perron. I used to have them dialogue but I'm not awake enough to handle that and Yarrick and sass.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/14 07:06:04



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pushes self away from Yarrick*

*Squeezes his hand gently*

Take mine. He has a loving wife to go back to, apart from Yarrick, I really have nothing...

*Raises to full height*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Shakes head] There are more pieces in play than I can keep track of... And there may be other solutions. Both of the Eldar races know about souls. Verviedi has reincarnated himself and others repeatedly. We just need to get out of here and find a safe resting area to look this over.

...You can power down the bale eye, now.
[Doesn't look at Yarrick] [Red dot fades from side of head]

[Yarrick looks mixture of horrified, confused and relieved]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Shrugs*

Worth a shot.

*Kicks Z15 in the ass*

ONWARDS NOBLE STEED!

*Looks back at Yarrick*

I'm sorry...I just thought...


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*massive boom as a large ademch army crashes into the underhive unloading titans and thousands of skitari lead by a golden glow*

*over vox. *
Whoever killed wk, if you want mercy there is none. *voice edged with enough rage to make kharn seem calm*
*line of battle titans begin to advance making entire hive shake slightly*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/14 07:27:53


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Projects the vox through helmet*

Marla...I'm...I'm so sorry...We can try to revive him, but until we get to safety, that is not an option.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Feces, meet rotational cooling device.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Feces, meet rotational cooling device.


OOC Are you alright there BC?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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