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*Sees mrhappyface*

And a pre-chaos human. Great, another tick off your list of degenerates.

*Continues attacking Jhe whilst laughing uncontrollably*

Gue'la, I suggest you move. That sadist will hardly care about collateral damage.

*blocks with sword before drawing a second combat blade and counter attacking*

*shouts at v*

This ones not got the message eh. See how degenerate they are.

Everyone so small. I can't fit in room. Me sad giant tank now...

*Freezes Vanden in midair*
Now, listen.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Sees mrhappyface*

And a pre-chaos human. Great, another tick off your list of degenerates.

*Continues attacking Jhe whilst laughing uncontrollably*

Now, now degenerate is a harsh term. One may point out that wearing such revealing clothing and pandering to the desires of those around you is an act of degeneracy.

*Frozen*

Now, why is this not the first time this has happened?

*Looks around at group*

So, the Avengers have assembled I see.

I am afraid that I don't understand that reference.
*Shifts Vanden slightly down*
Why did you attempt to murder Amelia, and why are you fighting Marla?

I wanted the cure....
They don,t give them up lightly.. Or alive....

Shothth, would you care to freeze the Spartan as well? If you're taking this much notice of mortals, then I suggest doing something to halt the poison from killing the Spartan.

The better question is why not? I have the ability to do both, so why shouldn't I?

*Laughs once more*

I also didn't attempt. I did. She just hasn't caught up with it.

*Shifts Amelia out of time*
That should halt the poison without alerting the Hounds. If you see any smoke coming from the corners of the room, alert me. Then run like hell. Nothing stops them.

So, would you be a dear and unfreeze me so I can proceed to murder these Mon'Keigh scum? Look at the bright side, you can consume them after I have my fun with their corpses, and you'll be more powerful than you are now.

*Struggles in frozen state*

[Steps out of Butter Tank] [Sees Vanden] ...
[Scratches head and walks closer] You look familiar.

...

...! [Snaps fingers] Got it! You nearly collapsed a building while fighting my ex to see who could be the sexually most extreme.

[Tilts head] Who won?

Her. But it was close. It got down to who could finish another man off by just looking at him. I made him gak himself. So the win went to her.

[Shakes Vanden's hand] I'm sorry to hear that. It's good to see you're a good sport, anyway.

[Looks around at the rest of the room] ...Bad time?

If you could be a dear and release me from this state, I will make sure you are pleasantly rewarded...

*Continues to struggle in frozen state*

*Wakes up*

Hello everyo--

*Pauses and looks at whats going on*

I need to not sleep, I keep missing out on these things.

Another tick off the list...

Pleasent for you is torture to anyone else sane...

Oh you'd be surprised dear, I have needs just as much as anyone else...

[Smiles tiredly] Who says I like pleasant? I used to date a daemon.

[Hand is smoking slightly from where it touched Vanden] There's also the minor issue of me being a born-again Imperial. I need to rebuild my tolerance to debauchery. [Sighs]

I can only consume a living mind. You have no bargaining chip here.
*Unfreezes Vanden, but makes her just intangible enough to not be able to hurt anyone*

You ruin the fun. Both of you.

*Turns and goes to leave the room*

Oh well, no fun, no antidote. Simple as that.

[Situational awareness dawns]

...If it's for Amelia. [Takes off hat and shrugs] But no biting.

No thanks. You smell like boring. I was just saying that so you'd get me out of that. I was going to kill you afterwards.

*Slips behind Jhe and strokes the back of her neck*

Now this one, this one is a fancy one. Married, and yet she doesn't know what true love is. Love is what makes your heart pump, my love is torture. She hasn't found hers yet, and she probably never will. I'll make sure of that.

Jezz at least she honest, sort of.

[Looks relieved] I wasn't looking forward to having contact burns, if I'm honest.

...Boring? I'll show you borin-

[Puts hand over mouth] Why are you only ever here when it's highly inconvenient?

[Looks at Vanden] Apologies, my cohost has woken up. Who would make you happy, out of curiousity? [Avoids looking towards slowly opening window at back of room]

Oh I don't know...I've never had intimate contact with a god before...Nor with a Kroot...But that would be a bit taboo wouldn't it?

*Goes closer to door*

Oh well, none of you would pleasure me, so I think now might be the time to say goodbye to your little friend on the table there.

*Gestures at Amelia*

Even in the frozen state, she will die. Eventually. In darkness. With no comfort, just the inevitability of death.

*Laughs maniacally*

Do any of you lower life forms remember your last words to her? Do you know they will be the last things she will ever hear? Ahaha...AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Not even a slaanesh daemon? I've never been so insulted-

[Extremely angry Yarrick blocks doorway]

...I think I have somewhere to be. [Slowly walks backwards]