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2016/04/23 18:00:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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I wasn't here before, what poisened Amelia?
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/23 18:00:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*knife hits a wall next to Vanden's head*
Forsaken creature, you owe me blood. Last time you arrived, my own kindred spilt blood defending against you. You will not leave without paying that debt.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/23 18:01:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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This one has a few lose screws, we should probably stop her wright?
Tho to be fair I have a few screws that could do with some tightening.
*Starts questioning own sanity*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/23 18:02:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Stops to look at Yarrick*
Oh, hello. Shouldn't you be on Armageddon killing orks? Or at least next to your girlfriend while she dies.
*Goes to pass Yarrick*
Now, if you excuse me, I have somewhere to be.
*Notices knife in wall*
Heh, maybe not today Kroot. But, I do need a souvenir...
*Removes knife*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:06:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Seizes Vanden by throat, ignoring intangibility due to being that pissed] [Slams her backward into wall and holds her there] You have hurt my friends. That displeases me.
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2016/04/23 18:08:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Seems mildly surprised*
Hmmm...
*Kicks self off floor and wraps legs around Yarrick*
*Twists and throws both to ground*
You should know by now. I. Don't. Care.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:13:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Headbutts Vanden soundly, seizes her neck and pulls out the knife blackjack gave last night] I also know there likely isn't an antidote and you're only here to waste everyone's time.
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2016/04/23 18:15:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I'm flattered, you know my kind very well.
*Smiles*
Go ahead then. Do it, and you seal the Spartan's fate.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:16:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*cocks head and smiles wickedly*
What's to stop us from giving her the same poison? No cure for the Spartan means no cure for her. She shows us the cure for herself, we use it on Amelia.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/23 18:19:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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So you want me.... To....
Urgh... Its macha all over again....
She was a right pain phisicaly and mentally...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 18:19:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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[Walks in and sees you both having your tussle. Does a Leslie Nielsen back out the room] https://youtu.be/FAROv-V783s?t=1m8s
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 18:20:44
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/04/23 18:21:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Raises eyebrow*
Try it. It won't work. I built up an Immunity to it before I left Commorragh. I'm not as stupid as my Craftworlder cousins.
OOC XD The vid
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 18:22:03
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:24:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Laughs] You misunderstand the power dynamic here.
See, in that tank over there we have a psyker that can turn stone into flesh, mold statues from thin air, and turn people inside out. We have a daemon that can rip souls back and bargain for them, and we have a god, who whilst erratic, isn't evil enough to let people die without attempting a logical solution.
Benny over there has died repeatedly, as have several others.
But you, if you die, there is only She Who Thirsts. [Leans in with tired face] So keep pushing me.
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2016/04/23 18:28:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Yawns*
You finished yet? Funny thing about the poison, it rots the mind of whoever is affected. So, and I'm sure you know this, but I really don't think even a god could remake a mind. He consumes them, he doesn't save them.
*Smiles*
I can do this all day.
*Feels intangibility go back to normal*
There we go, I knew he couldn't keep it up all day...
*Knees Yarrick in the genitals*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:31:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Doesn't blink]
Then there's no point continuing this conversation. [Stabs Vanden through the hand and into the floor, with enough force to somehow impale the concrete securely] To hell with you.
[Gets up and nods to blackjack] Eat it, feth it, I don't care.
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2016/04/23 18:35:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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They always taste a bit bitter, but I'll make an exception for this creature.
*draws rifle and aims it at Vanden's head*
Your Hunt is over, craven one.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/23 18:36:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Doesn't flinch*
*Reaches out and touches the pooling blood*
*Licks it*
*Tries pulling out the knife*
*Doesn't move*
Well then, I guess I'm hanging out here a while.
*Pulls out Needler*
Have fun fething a corpse sweetey. She's dead, you can't stop that.
*Laughs continuously*
*Aims Needler at 2BJ*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 18:37:16
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:38:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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What was the poison!
(You people are dense)
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/23 18:39:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches Vanden in the side of the head*
Be quiet will you? You're giving me a headache.
OOC: I've been gone for a while and I'm on my phone (so I can't see Avatars.) What the feth is going on?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/23 18:41:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I suppose those would be your last words.
*fires a plasma round*
OOC: Vanden's a succubus right now, Yarrick showed up, pinned her to the ground with a knife, and Amelia is outside of time right now, due to Vervesoth.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/23 18:41:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Well, Amelia(Spartan) is in a induced coma to slow the poisoning, and atm I'm playing the assassin. gaks getting real. Told yous this would be fun.
Bic *Shoots WK point blank with the Needler*
*Turns to face 2BJ*
*Fires at 2BJ before the round hits*
*Chunk blown from body*
Ahahaha..haha...ha...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 18:43:00
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:43:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls BC to one side and has a discussion] [Wild arm gestures ensue] [Yarrick briefly swaps hats with BC and continues arguing] [Swaps back, and returns having apparently settled it]
If you stop the poison, Perron can protect your soul from Slaanesh. [Idly puts boot on knife] You'd be free to carry on however you like, without fear of eternal damnation, guaranteed.
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2016/04/23 18:44:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Dies before answer can be given*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:47:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*steps in*
oh foolish humans.... wheres is the dark one who stole my poison
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 18:47:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Crouches] [Gathers a couple of stopper bottles of the assassin's blood, and tosses it to Jhe] She had an immunity to the poison, you can work with this. We don't have long, even that God has a limit.
[Puts head in hands] What the hell am I doing here?
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2016/04/23 18:47:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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 jhe90 wrote:*steps in*
oh foolish humans.... wheres is the dark one who stole my poison
OOC Fml
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 18:48:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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i have the cure ....
only my price must be paid.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 18:49:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What would that be? [Stands]
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2016/04/23 18:56:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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one esscense of purest hope, one of purest despair and a twinkie...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 18:56:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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jhe90 wrote:one esscense of purest hope, one of purest despair and a twinkie...
OOC Tinkerbell, is that you?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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