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2016/04/23 20:50:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*collapses from needle in chest*
Well. I just got shot by my ex-girlfriend. Why did I wake up today?
*passes out*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/23 20:54:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Urghhhhh... *nearly starts crying from stress*
This fething day! If she ever returns....
*gets to work patching wks wound and healing it*
Come on dear. *pulls out needle and fragments and applies a bio foam and synth layers*
Can people stop getting fething shot!
Ooc only done Varden and b2j so far lol
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 20:56:00
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 20:56:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: I figured that crying would electrocute him if he had a bionic eye, so wrote it that his liquid pride doesn't work. I'm bad at science.
...Go to sleep!
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2016/04/23 20:56:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC No regrets on my part.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:01:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Sorry to interrupt your fun, but could we revive 'Ask Teh Space Emporer' thread?
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/1260/115025.page
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:01:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*crashes with now healed wk in repressor and locks hatch's*
On vox. Any wounds dial the hospital...
I'm done for the day.
*fits a new battery to leg as well*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 21:03:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hm? [Pulls needle out of hat, and another out of ear] That thing had lousy aim.
[Leans over and kisses Amelia's cheek] I think it's just an acceptable risk at this point.
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2016/04/23 21:04:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*teleports out of secret room*
I'm here! Just been hiding in the secret room for a while. Marla's cat Murray went missing a few weeks ago, any of you know where he is?
*holds up a picture of Murray*
Murray's picture
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2016/04/23 21:08:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Mhmmm...
*Fades back in and out of unconsciousness*
Who was it by the way...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 21:09:02
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:09:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*slaps Sgt. Vanden, waking him up*
Hey! You gotta help me find Murray! Marla's worried sick! His brothers and sisters are here, but they don't know where he is.
*holds up Murray's pic again*
Have you seen him?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:11:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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I swear I didn't know whos cat it was... I mean... No, never seen it.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/23 21:12:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*turns around*
You! Who are you?! And where's Murray the cat?!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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2016/04/23 21:12:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Extreme pain from slap*
Asshat...I would beat you...If I wasn't incapacitated...
*Still holding Yarricks hand*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:13:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Sgt. Vanden wrote:*Extreme pain from slap*
Asshat...I would beat you...If I wasn't incapacitated...
*Still holding Yarricks hand*
*holds up Murray's picture*
Just tell me where Murray is and I'll let you go back to sleep.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:13:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Don't worry about it... I am sure it will turn up.
*Retreats into quiet room*
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/23 21:13:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Swats Badrukk away] Go away you silly Ork, she's been seriously unwell.
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2016/04/23 21:15:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 mrhappyface wrote:Don't worry about it... I am sure it will turn up. *Retreats into quiet room*
*follows him* You said you didn't know who's cat it was...then you said you hadn't seen it. *takes Mrhappyface by the shirt* WHERE IS MURRAY?!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 21:15:30
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:18:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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One moment. [Stands up]
[Punches Badrukk away from MHF] Stop bullying people and buy some damn tuna!
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2016/04/23 21:18:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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There were... Complications...
*Glances to now opened secret passage in the quiet room*
These books you gave me were full of many secrets.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/23 21:19:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*locks repressors hatch's tightly*
*goes to sleep*
Finally.... Rest,.. *curls up asleep with guardsmen*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/23 21:19:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Buttery Commissar wrote:One moment. [Stands up]
[Punches Badrukk away from MHF] Stop bullying people and buy some damn tuna!
Damn it, I'm trying to find Murray! He's been missing for weeks! mrhappyface wrote:There were... Complications...
*Glances to now opened secret passage in the quiet room*
These books you gave me were full of many secrets.
What kind of complications?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 21:20:10
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:21:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Tries to get up*
I can't sit here like an elderly person...
*Throws Pistol to Yarrick*
Shoot him if he touches you.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:23:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Sgt. Vanden wrote:*Tries to get up*
I can't sit here like an elderly person...
*Throws Pistol to Yarrick*
Shoot him if he touches you.
I'm not going to touch BC. But I need as much help as I can to find Murray the cat.
*holds up Murray's picture again*
Help me find him! He's been missing for weeks! Marla is worried sick!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:24:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*nods thanks to Jhe*
*slowly stands up and finally pulls out the vial he was looking for, and promptly drinks all of its contents*
Agh, feth. Is it over?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/23 21:24:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Then why hasn't she said anything...Just feth off, I'm not in the mood.
*Pulls out IV's from body*
*Looks down*
Bugger...I ruined Marla's dress within a day...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:24:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:*nods thanks to Jhe*
*slowly stands up and finally pulls out the vial he was looking for, and promptly drinks all of its contents*
Agh, feth. Is it over?
Do you know where Murray the Cat is?
*holds up his picture*
He's been missing for weeks!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:25:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Uhm... Marla doesn't wear a dress. She designs weapons for me. Has Marla been secretly working for you?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:26:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I don't know if we know the same Marla...
*Points gun at KaptainBadrukk*
Now bugger off.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/23 21:27:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Sgt. Vanden wrote:I don't know if we know the same Marla...
*Points gun at KaptainBadrukk*
Now bugger off.
*activates force field*
Marla calls this a force field generator*
Please, anyone, help me find Murray!
*holds picture up again*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/04/23 21:29:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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If that is Murray then he has been down there for quite some time, although I am affraid to say he is no longer quite himself. The caverns below "the room" are quite radioactive... And custardy...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/23 21:29:54
Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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