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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Eye lids close*
*Black smoke oozes out of wound in both arm and chest*
*Wound infects beyond capabilities of medics*
*Opens eyes slightly*
*Reaches out to strokeYarricks face, but hand falls down before contact is made*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC OH FETH YOUR STILL CHANTING SOME GAK
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*shimmers gold for a second then light disappears again but not before leaving a single blessed sword of impossible lightness and strengh stuck in a large lump of cheese and butter *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
[Catches Vanden's hand] Not like this..
[Curses and begins praying]
[BC and Kimmy return, and kneel down nearby as well] [Kimmy concentrates and slows Vanden's heart rate so that the blood loss and infection are far slower]
Ooc: Well done though, blackjack. One of my favourite authors as well, though the Hounds aren't strictly Lovecraft. I once had opportunity to pay respects and leave flowers at HPL's grave in Providence, it was a beautiful place.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/24 22:57:57
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Amelia stabalises*
*Trots out of the portal*
*Faces MHF and bows*
Mortals. I am your DOOM
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
I see all mortal.
*Draws sword and charges ZK*
Witcher! Your death comes by my hand!
*Sword catches fire*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
[Horseman slams into a force field thrown up by Kimmy at the last second]
I do believe it's fair to allow your opponant to prepare themselves. [Forcefield drops as ZK is given time]
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Bolt lodges itself in chest*
Ahahahahahahahaha...
*Breaks bolt and dismounts horse*
I believe I owe you a chance Witcher. You have earned it.
*Enters a duelists pose and waits for ZK*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*crashes through the ceiling in a drop pod and lands on Vanden, crushing him/her/it*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
[Medics gather up Marla and Vanden and head to barracks hospital] [Follows with BC and Kimmy]
[Turns head to see a familiar blue blur sneaking out of the portal and vanishing into butter tank] Hm.
[Rests in hospital with others, and gets treatment for burns, electrocution and smoke inhalation] [Falls quietly asleep beside Amelia's bed]
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
War Kitten wrote: *crashes through the ceiling in a drop pod and lands on Vanden, crushing him/her/it*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
OOC *Facepalm*
Bic *Turns to dust and reappears behind WK*
Ahahahahaha...Petty mortal. You cannot fathom what I am.
*Swipes sword that changes density to pass through WK's armour, then change density again once it passes the Power Armour*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*As KoS*
~What a nice little tank you have there, it would be a shame if I were to say... Tear it apart~ *Laughs insanely as BC's tank is torn to pieces*
Ghorros wrote: The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote: All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
War Kitten wrote: *crashes through the ceiling in a drop pod and lands on Vanden, crushing him/her/it*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
OOC *Facepalm*
Bic *Turns to dust and reappears behind WK*
Ahahahahaha...Petty mortal. You cannot fathom what I am.
*Swipes sword that changes density to pass through WK's armour, then change density again once it passes the Power Armour*
OOC:
BIC:
*spins around Vanden's blade before blasting him in the face with combi-flamer*
FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EMPEROR'S CHOSEN!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
[Butter Tank remains intact] [Butter tank beeps angrily and tirns to face the KoS, explaining in binary exactly what it can do with its other two arms, before trundling away]
Ooc: Butter tank is the lower (sentient) half of this avatar, it gets plot armor. Yarrick's Baneblade, all other tanks etc are likely fair game.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Laughs as fire engulfs body*
*Fire twists and forms into body*
Fool, you cannot damage the embodyment of death. I have taken the soul of your Emperor, and I shall do the same to you.
*Swipes again at WK*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Fool, you cannot damage the embodyment of death. I have taken the soul of your Emperor, and I shall do the same to you.
*Swipes again at WK*
*rolls between Vanden's legs before kicking him solidly in the crotch*
NONE CAN STOP THE CRUSADE OF THE RIGHTEOUS!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Laughs*
I am no creature of flesh. Such action does nothing but stem my anger for all things living.
*Puts pumpkin back on neck and it attaches*
*Swipes once more*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Buttery Commissar wrote: [Butter Tank remains intact] [Butter tank beeps angrily and tirns to face the KoS, explaining in binary exactly what it can do with its other two arms, before trundling away]
Ooc: Butter tank is the lower (sentient) half of this avatar, it gets plot armor. Yarrick's Baneblade, all other tanks etc are likely fair game.
Ooc: didn't mean to harm your butter tank (or did I...), punish the KoS how you see fit for scratching your tank. Meanwhile I am going to head to bed, have fun with your daemonic invasion.
Ghorros wrote: The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote: All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
I am no creature of flesh. Such action does nothing but stem my anger for all things living.
*Puts pumpkin back on neck and it attaches*
*Swipes once more*
*slaps aside Vanden's attack contemptuously*
MY GRANDMOTHER HITS HARDER THAN YOU!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
I took her soul too. She was a feisty one.
*Grabs WK by the throat and throws him across room*
I grow tired of your shenanigans.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around