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*Morrigan swoops down from the upper shelves*

Morrigan: "Where is it?! Where did it go!?"

(Over comm system) "It's in subsection v-32! Next to the DVD's from 2005!"

Morrigan: "On it!" *Vanishes in a whirl of her feathered cloak*

*Evades cameras*

*Enters a nearby vent*

*Hisses a few more times, followed by other distant hisses*

*finishes welding and walks outside*
*sees ork mart*
Huh. When did he/she/it get back?

*Hears hisses*

Well that's not good.

*Scurries out of vent*

*Hisses again*

*More hisses are heard*

Not my problem...

*Sits at bar and begins drinking a ale*

*sits next to ZK*
They don't pay me enough to chase those little gaks around.
*slowly drinks an ale while lost in thought*

*Several more Xenomorphs emerge from the vent*

*Surround Z15*

*sees the surrounding Xenomorphs*
*sighs*
I can't even catch a break for 5 fething minutes?
*raises lasrifle and opens up on the xenomorphs*

*Lasers scorch skin*

*Hisses and runs back into the vents with all other Xenomorphs*

*cautiously aims lasrifle at the vent where Vanden and co disappeared*
*sees all the vents in the Room*
*plants several claymores around each vent*

Ill do a group rate of 600 gold... take it or leave it.

*Casts quen on self again and continues drinking*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Ill do a group rate of 600 gold... take it or leave it.

*Casts quen on self again and continues drinking*

*turns to him*
I just have this.
*hands ZK a block of gold the size of a detpack*
Hope that's enough

*Shrugs and gets up from bar*

Sounds like a deal...

*I pull out my crossbow and put a bolt in one of the aliens causing it to explode in a fountain of acid gore*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Shrugs and gets up from bar*

Sounds like a deal...

*I pull out my crossbow and put a bolt in one of the aliens causing it to explode in a fountain of acid gore*

OOC They've all left. We're watching you all.

*Uses witcher sense to track the xenomorph*

No use hiding from a witcher...

*Finds one of the xenomorphs in a vent and torches it with ignii*

*Hisses*

*Drools acid over the claymore*

*Disables the claymore*

*Jumps out of vent and onto ZK*

*Claymore blows up in Vanden's face*

*Face explodinates and sprays acid over both WK and ZK*

OOC: I have no claymore only a steel blade and a silver blade. You damaged by silver one. Honestly though they seem almost long enough to be considered a claymore.

*When Vanden grabs on to me a wave of energy explodes outwards because of the quen sign throwing him or it off me immediately.*

Bad move...

*Shoots another bolt in the upper torso this one electrifying and casts another quen sign.*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
OOC: I have no claymore only a steel blade and a silver blade. You damaged by silver one. Honestly though they seem almost long enough to be considered a claymore.

*When Vanden grabs on to me a wave of energy explodes outwards because of the quen sign throwing him or it off me immediately.*

Bad move...

*Shoots another bolt in the upper torso this one electrifying and casts another quen sign.*

OOC WK planted Claymore explosives. Thats what exploded and killed one xenomorph.

*ZK is sprayed by acid blood*

*Quen shield explodes outwards when acid comes in contact with me*

OOC: lol thought you meant the sword

*barely ducks under the acid spray*
*grabs flamer off of a conveniently placed table*
Let's burn em' out!

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Quen shield explodes outwards when acid comes in contact with me*

OOC: lol thought you meant the sword

OOC XD I know.

Bic *The rest of Xenomorphs run off deep into the vents*

*A Valkyrie with several drawings of Yarrick pinups flies over a mountain with a wing on fire*

*Two Doom Scythes follow over ridge*

*Two beams from their Death Rays hit the underside of the Valkyrie*

*It explodes in the air and crashed into WK's workshop*

*Shield is protected by an advanced force field, so the Valkyrie bounces off, leaving my shop unharmed*

*Bounces off workshop into Repressor*

*sighs*
Well. Gak. Marla's going to kill me.
*takes refuge inside workshop*

 War Kitten wrote:
*sighs*
Well. Gak. Marla's going to kill me.
*takes refuge inside workshop*

OOC XD when you realise that Marla's in the tank.

*Horus (Head of Security) and Morrigan (Top Security Guard) show up and start whacking at the Xenomorphs with indestructible hellblades*

Horus: "Back! Back you foul creature!"

Morrigan: *Rips off Xenomorph head with teeth and chews on it* "OM NOM NOM"

*OT flicks a switch*

Computer: "Vent purge in process. Deploying angry explosive badgers"

*OT rubs wings together*

"Good good! Never a boring moment around here eh Ra?!"

Ra: (enthusiastically watching the badgers tear apart other xenomorph before exploding) "No sir!"

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
*sighs*
Well. Gak. Marla's going to kill me.
*takes refuge inside workshop*

OOC XD when you realise that Marla's in the tank.

OOC: Why do you think I said she was going to kill me? She'd survive that just to kill me herself