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*rides vy on jet bike *

Yes xenomorphs, xenos, inresting , secretly. Need I explain further.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Glares at WK] The only one I see acting strangely is you. Assaulting an officer and threatening an unarmed woman.

Xenomorph... Why would that affect anyone's behaviour? I thought they were just parasitic entities.

In case you missed it, I'm not in your army. I don't answer to you, so as far as I'm concerned you're just a twit in a silly hat

Ah, then you're just a murderer. That makes life a lot easier.
[Blocks route to tank again] [Reaches for pistol] ... Larry, where is my gun?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ah, then you're just a murderer. That makes life a lot easier.
[Blocks route to tank again] [Reaches for pistol] ... Larry, where is my gun?

Nope. I'm in the Colonial Marines of Earth. I kill xenomorphs for a living

I see. Well there are no xenomorphs in this tank. I'd know, I was just inside it. Go and bother someone else with your nonsense.

*Stops eating a mysterious liver and stares at BC*
Remember your Commissariat training! You NEVER refer to your assigned pistol as a "gun". THAT *Points at empty pistol harness* is your pistol! THAT *Points to Yarrick's pants* is your gun!
Do not forget this!
*Glowing slightly violet*
Apologies. I cornered some Commissar or another, ate their mind, and decided not to waste the body.

[Stares very hard at Verviedi] I would kill you if I thought it would stick.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I see. Well there are no xenomorphs in this tank. I'd know, I was just inside it. Go and bother someone else with your nonsense.

*snorts*
Even if she is not infected by a xenomorph, there is something very wrong with her, and you're too blind to see it.

You're correct. Her mind is the wrong color.
*Looks back at BC*
Why would you kill me? I'm hardly invulnerable.

I can see there's something wrong. I barricaded the door.
And I'm using all the energy I have to stop myself opening it. [Looks very tired]

[Turns to Verviedi] Because commissars are so few and far between to begin with, and experience so little happiness in life, that you killing one at random to sate curiosity is fething abominable.

Nonono, I ate him.
And his mind, too.
Technically, he's not dead. I just consumed his conciousness utterly.
And his body. Don't want to waste any.
*Points at the liver*
Want some?

Your sick..

So colonial marine see a man in body armour, gold ring, and a Las gun about?

Or do I have to go raid ork mart again?
*readies jet bike engines *

 jhe90 wrote:
Your sick..

So colonial marine see a man in body armour, gold ring, and a Las gun about?

Or do I have to go raid ork mart again?
*readies jet bike engines *

I think that weird bird shoved him into one of the back rooms. He was screaming something fierce about the girl in the tank being infected by a "Jeanstealer", which is apparently something completely different from a Xenomorph, which was my guess.

Thanks. Il be gone a while probbly. Thanks.. Marine?

*locks metal keg into jet bike, guns throttle and zooms off*
*kicks up large cloud of dust and sofa fragments behind*

Genestealers are very different than your xenomorphs. The former spread cults in their own name, and taint everyone involved. The latter are parasites. We have seen both, but anything the Spartan has gone through recently isn't from a xenomorph.

*shrugs*
Fair enough.
*sets up a few sensors around each vent to scan for xenomorphs*

If you do find a trace of a xenomorph, please share the news. The creatures have a good potential for a hunt.

*voxs b2j* hey, umm yeah this you? Sure I got right code ...

Tap into *gives code* servo skull scan data from my ones that went after wk. *
Scan dayta, helpful?

Byeeeeeee

*closes link*

*Finishes eating the liver*
Sick? I cooked it well, and made sure to erase the brain instead of eating it. I don't need any prions.

Scan data? Since when is the creature whose race as a whole shuns technology the first pick as the IT?

*sighs*

I suppose, that serum may have lead to this in the first place.

*puts the codes into a nearby terminal*

*voxes back with jet bike noise*

I'm Martian.... Not human... There's a difference, pure genetic martian of the old line. Not a mere human
We may not be perfect but we do know some tech.
*closes vox*

...Genestealers?
[Penny drops] [Looks at Amelia's tank] [Looks down at self] [Goes very pale]

... I'm going to go handcuff myself to my bunk and wait for a solution to present itself. [Walks unsteadily into Baneblade]

 jhe90 wrote:
Your sick..


Or do I have to go raid ork mart again?
*readies jet bike engines *

Don't you even dare try...

*zooms up to customer services still unmanned and hundreds of metres long*

Hello?
Anyone here?

 jhe90 wrote:
*zooms up to customer services still unmanned and hundreds of metres long*

Hello?
Anyone here?

*Peers out from end desk on the far left*

It's Arbor day! I sent the krew out to plant trees on the roof! What do you want?

Looking for a guardsman..... Was last seen headed here dragged off by a giant bird?

*lands bike and steps off*
Somthing about genestealers?
I'm just trying to find him

Oh and I need some high quality synth skin, bio electric compatible with 5000 cells per square inch mob.

 jhe90 wrote:
Looking for a guardsman..... Was last seen headed here dragged off by a giant bird?

*lands bike and steps off*
Somthing about genestealers?
I'm just trying to find him

Oh and I need some high quality synth skin, bio electric compatible with 5000 cells per square inch mob.

Oh Him? *Tosses key* Here ya go, storage room B56! Sub-basement 596-A. next to $5 Superhero costumes for 3 year olds

The skin should be right next to that

 Overlord Thraka wrote:

 jhe90 wrote:
Looking for a guardsman..... Was last seen headed here dragged off by a giant bird?

*lands bike and steps off*
Somthing about genestealers?
I'm just trying to find him

Oh and I need some high quality synth skin, bio electric compatible with 5000 cells per square inch mob.

Oh Him? *Tosses key* Here ya go, storage room B56! Sub-basement 596-A. next to $5 Superhero costumes for 3 year olds

The skin should be right next to that

*several xenomorphs make a home in ork marts section dedicated to fish that sing happy birthday*

That was easy... Grabs key... Thanks .
*gets on bike and drives off too find him and some syth skin*

*voxs b2j and others*
Movement north of kitchen. Alien... Servo skull muggle detected something there.

[Tosses handcuff key out of Baneblade, to Benny] Hold onto that. Don't let me have it back until this mess it sorted. [Lies back on bunk] That's better. [Starts napping]

[Sound of frantic rattling inside Baneblade] I changed my mind!

*shadowy shapes seem to stalk outside the room and strange lights blink in the sky *