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So your trying to knock my helmet off.

*Retrieves sword and swings it at Vanden*

GOOD LUCK!

*steps in between Vanden and Zergling and shoves them apart*
CUT IT OUT! NOW! IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP IT I'LL SHOOT YOU BOTH AND ASK QUESTIONS NEVER!

*Leans under swing*

*Knees* Z15 in the gut*

*Puts hands over helmet and jerks upwards*

*Pushes WK away*

Stay out of th-

*Gets hit backward swing of sword*

Heh lucky hit.

*Hits Vanden with back of sword*

EAT GAK!

*Helmet is jerked partially off*

NONE OF TH--

*Voice break*

GAAAH!

*Fixes helmet position*

*Gets hit*

*Rolls backwards*

*Lands on feet*

*Runs back and jumps on Z15*

*Wraps legs around his neck*

*Leans back and pulls him down*

*gets immensely irritated and crashes into Vanden and Zergling, knocking them both down*
*puts one knee into Vanden's back, pinning her down*
*uses arm to pin Zergling down*
ONE MORE WORD OUT OF EITHER OF YOU, AND YOU'RE BOTH GETTING SHOT!

*Elbows WK in the head in attempts to remove him*

FETH OFF THIS WAS A ONE ON ONE!

*Struggles underneath knee*

*Reaches over and tries pulling Z15's helmet off*

zergling15 wrote:*Elbows WK in the head in attempts to remove him*

FETH OFF THIS WAS A ONE ON ONE!

*punch is deflected by helmet*
*continues holding Zergling down*

Sgt. Vanden wrote:*Struggles underneath knee*

*Reaches over and tries pulling Z15's helmet off*

BOTH OF YOU CUT IT OUT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAK!

I didn't want to do this...

*Jerks upwards and throws WK off*

*Jumps ontop of him and unclips his helmet*

*Punches him in his exposed face*

Ok, maybe I did want to do that a little...

*Goes back to trying to remove Z15's helmet*

*Grabs Vandens hand and pulls her*

*Grabs Vanden by the legs and throws her*

GET THE FETH OUT OF HERE!

OOC ninjaed....

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I didn't want to do this...

*Jerks upwards and throws WK off*

*Jumps ontop of him and unclips his helmet*

*Punches him in his exposed face*

Ok, maybe I did want to do that a little...

*Goes back to trying to remove Z15's helmet*

*merely presses down harder, keeping Vanden pinned to the floor*
Nice try Slick.

OOC Superhuman VS human in armour=human in armour win -_-

Bic *Thrown at wall*

*Hits wall*

*Rolls back to feet*

*Drop kicks Z15*

*Rolls back to feet and jumps ontop of Z15*

*Grabs helmet and yanks upwards again*

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Superhuman VS human in armour=human in armour win -_-

Bic *Thrown at wall*

*Hits wall*

*Rolls back to feet*

*Drop kicks Z15*

*Rolls back to feet and jumps ontop of Z15*

*Grabs helmet and yanks upwards again*

OOC:
Cuz reasons

BIC:
*tazers Vanden*
I SAID SIT DOWN!

*Grabs helmet trying to stop it being removed*

NO NO N-

*Voice break*

ENOUGH!

*Headbutts Vanden*

*Barely fazed by tazer*

*Punches WK in the face*

*Kicks him in the crotch*

*Goes back down and gets headbutted*

Ow...

*Nose is bleeding*

*Continues trying to remove Z15's helmet*

OOC If a couple shots from a plasma rifle can't bring a spartan down, then a tazer won't do gak. (then again, the Spartans are in armour...)

*barely manages to backstep away from the punch/kick*
*shrugs and pulls out a shock baton*
Did I forget to mention I did a stint as an Arbite?

Oh c'mon, I'm fighting a war on two fronts here...

*Continues trying to pry off Z15's helmet with one hand whilst fending off WK with the other*

*Forces Vanden off and makes a break for it*

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

*Pushes past WK*

OI! *Snaps bird equivalent of fingers. Ra grabs Zerg, Horus grabs Amelia and they pull them apart*

*nods in thanks to OT*
Thanks for that, I wasn't sure how to break those two apart.

*Manages to tackle and tries to pry off Z15's helmet before taken by Horus*

He's a damned Mirror! The real one must still be stuck on the mountain somewhere! Can't you see?

OOC never thought I would ever be restrained by Ra God of the sun. neat.

BIC

*Struggles to get out of Ra's grip and fails*

LET GO OF ME!

*activates shock baton*
Both of you calm down, or things are going to get very unpleasant for the both of you

*walks into room and fires rifle into the air*

Just what is happening here? Are you not all adults, grown soldiers who should have had discipline beaten into them?

*begins striding back and forth between Vanden, Z15, and WK*

Spartan, care to explain what exactly happened here?

*glares at Z15 and WK in turn*

I'll talk with both of you after.

OOC: Kroot parenting style ftw.

*Struggles in Horus's grip*

*Thinks*

Hoot hoot...Hoot?

*Horus looks down and shakes his head*

*Looks at Blackjack and lowers head*

Well, he won't take his helmet off, so he's probably a mirror and the real one is up on the mountain somewhere, I was just trying to reinforce that theory by making him take off the helmet. Ok?...Don't tell Yarrick

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*walks into room and fires rifle into the air*

Just what is happening here? Are you not all adults, grown soldiers who should have had discipline beaten into them?

*begins striding back and forth between Vanden, Z15, and WK*

Spartan, care to explain what exactly happened here?

*glares at Z15 and WK in turn*

I'll talk with both of you after.

OOC: Kroot parenting style ftw.

Those two *points to Vanden and Zergling* were arguing like children, so I was trying to break up their little argument before it went any further.

I see. Now, had you tried asking him to take his helmet off? You may be a soldier, first and formost, but I doubt that they didn't teach you diplomacy.

*looks at WK and sighs*

Your motives were pure, but it looked like you only escalated the scene more.

*mutters*

Gue'la cubs, do they never learn.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I see. Now, had you tried asking him to take his helmet off? You may be a soldier, first and formost, but I doubt that they didn't teach you diplomacy.

*looks at WK and sighs*

Your motives were pure, but it looked like you only escalated the scene more.

*mutters*

Gue'la cubs, do they never learn.

Oh I'm sorry oh wise one, I was just doing this the only way I know. Welcome to the Guard.

Yes as a matter of fact, I did. And he called me an idiot...And I didn't like that, so I beat the gak out of him...