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Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Sorry, sister. WK was just talking about needing an officer and I did not realize you were here, I extend my sincerest apologies...


Ah, whats been happening, anyways?

OOC: Sorry for disapearing, I tweaked my back at my TT league. And I also went out to eat with the guys.

Also, Sharky was late so he couldn't bring commander coffee, sorry for not having pictures.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Has been held by Ra for almost 3 hours now*

Can you let me go now?

I need to eat.

*Tries to pick up helmet off floor with foot*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Ah, I have some stuff. In my ration pack I have... A biscuit, some dehydrated Strawberries, a can of salted meat, a canteen of water, a quarter bar of chocolate, aaaaand an apple...

Wow, I forgot how gak ration packs were.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods at Ra*

*Puts up hands to mouth*

CACAW!

*Ra shakes his head and lets Z15 go*

Happy? Oh, hey Hunter.


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

C-can I have the apple?

P-p-pretty please?

*Stars staring at the apple*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Hi, Amelia. Ah, man, I stayed up -way- too late last night, I went out and got Space Village Inn and I ordered two burgers... They were delicious though.

*looked over at Z15*

Ah, sure.

*digs through his bag and tosses the apple over to her*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 14:14:56


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Caches apple in mouth*

Thank you!

*Scoffs apple*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks Jhe over to the comms office*
He basically told me that the lead he found was that the DE sold your husband back to the Schola, who were displeased with him for some reason or another. After he was sold he was mind-wiped, and after that he disappeared. Boba wanted to talk to you about the next step

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pats Z15 on the head*

Why's is it so embarrassing in being a chick? If you ask me, there would've been absolutely no change in any events that passed.

*Shrugs*

To each their own I guess...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

I mean... Who cares about your gender? Its not like it'd change any of our opinions of you, we have a sister of battle and Amelia so... Not like you'd be the only woman here.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Gets pat on head*

Ok for starters can you never do that again.

Secondly when I first started hunting I was forced to use smaller weapons by the guild.

They thought I would not be able to use the larger heavier weapons.

*Picks up helmet*

So being the tiny female that I am only helped them convince others the same.

The only weapon I ever wanted to use was a great sword but the guild would not allow it.

So I came up with a plan that would hopefully both fool the guild and allow me to use a great sword.

*Puts on helmet*

I had to conceal my identity under this helmet.

*Taps helmet*

I suppose I just got to used to hiding my face.

Thanks for pulling me out of my shell.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Shrugs*

Fair enough.

*Wanders off*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Well, you aren't at your guild now. So I don't see why its an issue and why you hid it from us... But, it's not my decision I guess.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Fishing around in the kitchen cupboards*

Oooo, fish...

*Continues looking around*

*Puts food on a platter and continues looking for more food*

*Eventually piles up the food stack to 2 metre height*

*Locks kitchen door*

*Puts apron on*

*Turns oven on*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Nudges Pla*

She's has a short attention span.

*Retrieves sword*

Got anything I can use this on?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pokes head out*

Incase you wanted to know, I wanted to do something nice for you after I a, Held a knife up to pla's neck. B, Made Z15 take her helmet off. And c, Something else I'm probably forgetting to mention.

*Pulls head back in and shuts door again*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks at wk*

Tell bobba to get here now then.... I want him back, I want his memories back or people are going to be set on fire.

Is that understood..... I also have mars backing me...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Exits kitchen with several platters of food*

Dinner, is served.

*Places platters on a table and pulls up several chairs*

Now, this is my official 'sorry' for all the strife I've caused.

*Gestures at plates*

Now, we have Fish and chips, two grilled steaks, a lot of fething barbiequed shrimps, some sausages, meat pie, a roast chicken I found lying about, a couple other unidentifiable things I found lying around, and a few knicks and knacks here and there. Enjoy!

*Walks back into kitchen*

*Closes door*

*Collapses*

Wooph...that was hard...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Knocks on kitchen door*

Umm how much longer till the foods done?

I'm starving.

*Doors swing open and I'm lead to the table*

*Food is placed in front of me*

Oh Never mind.

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/05/06 18:06:35


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Still leaning on wall*

*Occasionally leans over and chew on a biscuit*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 18:10:10


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Grabs assortment of food*

I won't be needing a helmet for this.

*Takes off helmet*

LETS EAT!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pokes head out*

You guys enjoy, I'll just sit here and rest the baking off...


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Hey, Il help.
*helps varden tidy things up*

*nibble on various things as cleaning up*
Umm, good pie!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Cheers...

*Hugs Marla*

You'll get him back...Don't worry...

*Goes back to cleaning kitchen*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up] [Looks around in embarrassment] I fell asleep again, didn't I. I guess nearly freezing to death takes a toll...
[Looks down at arm stump] ...I'm willing to wait for a vat grown solution like before. I got too used to having real fingers. [Chuckles]

[Wanders past rest of group] ...I'm not going to ask how she's eating with a helmet on.

[Enters kitchen] You should be resting too. [Mock stern]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Morning...

*Kisses Yarrick on the cheek before going back to cleaning*

Breakie is on the table, you best tuck in before it's all gone.

*Starts boiling kettle*

Coffee or tea?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

*Pops back into the realm of the living*
Did someone say tea?

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Indeed I did. I would offer, but seeing that your still a spectre, I don't think that would be very wise.

*Ponders for a little bit*

Say, how do we change you back?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Mock restrains Vanden from behind and kisses her neck] You're ignoring orders. I said rest. The room will clean itself when you leave the kitchen anyway.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

*Puts arms over Yarricks arm*

*Lifts his hand over and kisses it*

And what if I don't? You going to make me?

*Interlocks fingers with his and continues teasing*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/06 19:37:10


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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