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Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Say, how do we change you back?

Oh I wouldn't know the mechanics behind restoring a Ghost's body.
*Summons phantom tea from the nether realm*
*Sips*
However I gather you require the body of the subject, and well, mine is a bit all over the place at the moment.
*Gestures to blood on the ceiling*

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks uncomfortable *

Il be... Somewhere..... Not here.....
*walks off down a random room corridor *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Well according to my handbook, disobeying a direct order is a flogging offense. But we'll see.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel





Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!

Well it would seem every time I come back you two get a bit... Do the kids these days call it kinky?

So I shall make my leave then.

Ghorros wrote:
The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:
All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*
Good. No punishment it is.

*Goes back to disobeying Yarrick*

It's not like I'll voluntarily stop.

*Turns back to Yarrick and waits*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 19:43:51


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at corridor Marla went down] ...You should find her. I wasn't thinking.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods*

I'll talk to her, it's probably nothing, she just misses her spouse.

*Goes down the same corridor*

Marla? Helloooooo?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*vanishes down a side corridor and sat down in a old room that looks like a wild west bar*

*Curls up in ball and fails at life*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Finds the room that Marla is in*

*Finds Marla*

...

*Sits next to Marla and holds her*

*Strokes her hair from her face*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny tiptoes into room with them and hands Marla a soft blanket] [Looks a bit lost and goes and sits outside]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

...I seriously am starting to wonder if I am in the warp or not...

Commissar, how long have you been here?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*bemoans fa ct having all her power she cannot even save wk from being mind wiped, kidnapped, lost and various other events*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

A month or so. Time is different here.
One time I left, fought many wars, and returned thirty Terran years later. It had been a week here.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Says nothing and continues stroking Marla*

*Eventually stops and looks her in the eyes*

We will get him back. Don't worry.

*Mind clicks*

Oh, Verviedi absorbed his mind the last time he died, if we just get him back, Verviedi can insert his mind back into his body, no harm done!

*Pats Marla*

Cheers up, you'll have him back in no time.

*Covers Marla with blanket and hands her a drink from bar*

Until then, these are your best friends. Just don't go overboard.

*Walks out and pats Benny on the head*

You did good. You know, for all the things people say you are and do, you arn't a bad person.

*Goes back to Yarrick*

She's just sad that WK got kidnapped and mindwiped and whatnot...But anyway, where were we?

*Looks at pla*

You may want to leave the room.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 20:05:20


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Hm... Do you think this is some kind of purgatory..? Or a warp trick? I've never seen your girlfriends armor type before, or her weapon. And considering the primarch of the Iron warriors is here, who went into the eye of terror after the death of Horus... Are we on Medrengard?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*drunk sobbing sound eminates down hall*

Save.....hhhhhim floor me ....garden? Glarden?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks down the corridor*

*Guilty*

Ok, thats my fault...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

...What's going on down there?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks at pla*

Don't worry, she's just sad. Leave her be, she'll be out of it in a few minutes.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Walks past Amelia and sits with Jhe] [Takes the drink from her] You can cope with this, Marla. This concern, this desperation, turn it into fuel. Use your vulnerability and passion, as a strength. You use your love for the Emperor as. Righteous power, you know the strength in love...

He hasn't abandoned you, he just needs to be found. And minds can be restored. We share this space with a God, and one of the most powerful psykers I've ever seen. Plus you know how to contract with daemons and the supernatural.

[Pulls her to her feet] Come on, we can't find him without you. Nor would we wish to.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*shrugged and adjusted his jacket, seemingly getting rid of his Kasrkin armor for the time being*

Is WK missing? Thats what I am getting from this, can you give me a quick rundown of the situation?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks even guiltier*

He's right you know. Your a sister of battle, sure, you have a few differences to the rest of them, but you have the same training. You two are connected, and he will never truly ever forget you. No amounts of mind-wipes can ever change that.

*Pulls Yarrick away from jhe*

She needs space away from people...Just give her time. We talk to the bounty hunter in the morning and figure out what we will do.

*Smiles mischievously*

But until then...

*Runs off to the kitchen*

I'm going to keep on disobeying orders!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*helped to feet and staggers abit*

Ok, but your with me all the way?
*uses good arm as a support*

I have a sh....ip, just need fuwelll.... Tank a qwayter....
Twooi low
..... Pingu know how....



Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles and goes back to Marla*

Of course we're with you. Your a sister to me, and I'll follow you to hell if need be.

*Lifts Marla*

C'mon now, you need to get some rest. I'll talk with tweety and see what we can't arrange. Trust me.

*Carries Marla over to the Repressor*

*Gently lowers her onto a bed*

*Quickly removes any and all alcohol from the Repressor and closes hatch*

All sorted. Now, where were we for the fourth time...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*curls up in tanks master bedroom with a large cuddley wolf*

Ok... You good Amelia.... Twanks.....

*goes to sleep*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Opens up the hatch and places a lullaby box next to Marla*

Sleep tight...

*Exits again and closes the hatch*

So where were we? I can't actually remember.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Rubs chin] I think I was about to exercise some draconian discipline.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Quizzical*

Whats that? I've never heard of 'draconian whatnot' before...

*Remembers*

Oh, thats right, I was meant to be cleaning the kitchen...

*Goes off to the kitchen*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Catches Vanden by the arm] [Whispers a very detailed explanation into her ear] [Lets go] [Absolutely poker faced apart from one eyebrow]

Though, without two arms, I may find the second option a little challenging. [Mock remorse]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Goes red*

When'd you learn things like that...I...I'm not even sure this is a good idea...

*Pulls Yarrick along to his baneblade*

I'm one for bad ideas.

*Let's Yarrick open the tank before entering and closing the hatch*

*Opens it again and leaves a 'GET OFF MAH PROPERTEH!' sign before closing it once more*

OOC And my heart just broke. I just saw Star Wars 7.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 21:02:55


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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