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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Eh I think I'll keep using this 7ft 800lb monster.

It's more my style.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*limps off to repressor parked in corner with sword and her robe and enters with hatch sealing behind*

*throws cracked armour plate out of roof hatch*
Ultimate guard relic battle sister fittedflak plate, cracked, there useless after n have spares.
*hatch slams shut on roof*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Coughs and spills coffee*

Fething 800 pounds?! Holy gak how do you hold it?

*Wipes mouth and coffee*

Seriously, give me a go.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*pokes head out hatch*
Geez, that's heavy, mines hot a high end power gen on it, light but cuts anything. Designs off a great crusade relic we managed to copy

That's heavy fir a space marine...
*closes hatch and waves goodnight *

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/07 23:31:32


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Gnight Marla.

*Lies on Yarrick again*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*twitches in his sleep*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hm. [Pulls Amelia onto lap, and gives a surprisingly effective back and shoulder massage] [Kisses the tops of her head] You know, if you want to impress Marle without hurting yourself, you could always do an athletics contest rather than spar.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Who s-s-ahhh said that I wan-oh yes...wanted to impress her...

*Loving the massage*

Where'd you l-l-learn this...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Chuckles] Physiotherapy is an important part of keeping a regiment running. I don't usually give them on my lap though.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Do you prefer it like this? It gives me some ideas...

*Twitches slightly when massage hits a bruised area*

This...feels...great...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks perplexed] With you I do... I don't think I'd like to do it with the cadets or troopers.
Though I have had requests.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks perplexed] With you I do... I don't think I'd like to do it with the cadets or troopers.
Though I have had requests.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Brilliant...As soon as I'm back on my feet, your coming with me to the tank.

*Stretches*

Until then...Keep going...And feel free to get raunchy, if you know what I mean...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

You can try lift it by all means.

*Lays sword on the floor*

good luck with that 360kg blade.

Eh now you know why the guild didn't think I could lift it.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Now where would we be if I showed all my tricks in one go? [Finishes massage and unseats Amelia carefully onto her feet] [Straightens hat and collects coffee from side table] [Smiles innocently]

[Benny walks past with a broom, sweeping the floor debris after the fight] [Lifts Z15's sword on handed, sweeps under it, and puts it back down before continuing]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 zergling15 wrote:
You can try lift it by all means.

*Lays sword on the floor*

good luck with that 360kg blade.

Eh now you know why the guild didn't think I could lift it.


*Walks up to sword. Picks it up. Swooshes it around coming within a hair of 17 different things including people then flips it behind his to leave it jutting up out of the floor*

Luck has nothing to do with it. It's all in the uh.... Well birds don't have wrist so... I guess it's all in the wings?

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*bolts straight upright clutching his head*
FETH MY HEAD HURTS!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Sees WK yelling about head pain then goes to yell down hallway*

CAL! C'MERE A SEC!

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks as Benny picks up the sword*

OK DID NOT, think he was going to be able to pick it up.

*Looks as OT picks it up*

OK OK WHERE IS MY REAL SWORD!

THIS IS A PRANK ISN'T IT!

*Pulls sword out of the floor*

MINE!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Traces a line up Yarricks chest*

Say...I'm feeling a little better after that glorious massage...Want to finish what your stump stopped?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/08 00:48:18


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 zergling15 wrote:
*Looks as Benny picks up the sword*

OK DID NOT, think he was going to be able to pick it up.

*Looks as OT picks it up*

OK OK WHERE IS MY REAL SWORD!

THIS IS A PRANK ISN'T IT!

*Pulls sword out of the floor*

MINE!


Legit not a prank. Dude I'm not super strong or anything but I've handled heavier blades than that. Heck Samehada is like twice that

OOC: Note: Samehada isn't actually twice that

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/08 01:50:17


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Falls asleep in Yarricks lap*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*picks up Zergling's sword and begins twirling it around*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Oh, hey WK, whats crackin'

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Oh hi Corp, nothing really, I just woke up with a killer headache, and now that it's gone I came to see what the issue was with this sword. Zergling claims it's super heavy, but it feels light as a feather to me....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Snickers* Maybe Zerg isn't as strong as She thinks

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/08 03:12:52


 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Eh, she does wear that bigass armor. Maybe its tiring her out so she thinks it's heavy? Also, I saw you guys playing darts yesterday, just remember if you even SCRATCH the paint on Yarricks baneblade, I am not responsible for the power clawing he gives you. I just wanted to let you know.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*nods*
Understood.
*tosses the sword to Hunter*
Here, you try it, see what you think.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*leaps out of the way and glares at WK*

...You -really- just threw a SWORD at me!?!

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Why yes, yes I did. Problem? Here I thought those of the 107th were made of stronger stuff

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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