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*Looks at TS*
Well, might as well teach you some things. What are trees?

*marla voxs* again blue button... You left the vox on.

And seeing adbi hered everything.... One persons opinion does not mean you should live tour life like it.
Pla would have a shock at me eh. So feth him dear.
And please press blue button..

*Facepalms*

I swear...

*Turns off vox*

*Looks guilty*

I don't know what to do...

*Voxes Marla again*

Is there anywhere I can sleep for tonight...

You like trees, right? Well, try just reciting this...
Stell'bsnaor ph'shugg ch'ai grah'n! Uaaah!
*A random Guardsman turns into a tree with a pop*
Now, it only works if you strongly visualize a tree while doing it, it's actually a general summoning spell. If you get distracted, well, I hope you like tentacles.

[Puts hand on Amelia's shoulder] I'm pretty sure we Feth less than most people. We're just more demonstrative.

Anyway, I'm not a sex slave, and likewise I'm not the Yarrick the Imperium pictures me to be. I'm just human.
If that disappoints people, then they need to get over the idea of hero worship and realise life has more reason to it than conquests and wars.
You helped me with that, and not through sex. I found out that I can actually be myself. That I'm allowed to be happy, and not so damn angry.

..alright 95% myself, but having a LASERBEAM EYE is boss cool. [Coughs]

*voxs*

We have a pretty full ship but there's a a free junior suite, Il have staff send you a key and a extra delivery of pillows... Also if you insist on that armour I'm sending you a Manuel...

Number 36. Extra icecream and pancakes?

*Smiles*

You have a damn good knowledge of words and how to use them...

*Voxes Marla*

Nevermind, I'm staying here tonight.

*Hugs Yarrick*

I love you Sebastian...

OOC Speak of needles, I have to immunise my dog. Feth going to the vet, I gotta do it by myself. This will hurt me a lot more than this will hurt him. (He has big teeth and a fear of needles, or basically anything that moves that hes not familiar with.)

Well. One could say I'm a cunning linguist. [Grins] [Punched lightly in stomach] [Winded]

...I think you still deserve the ice cream and pancakes.

[Hugs back] I love you as well, even if I am poor at saying that.

Could you be a dear and go get it? I have something to do really quick...

*Strolls over to bathroom*

*pk, just for the love of pancakes and pillows remeber that blue butten. I'm still sending the instructions....

Enjoy your evening, pancakes and ice cream waiting in the ante room.

*closes vox*

*Pushes Yarrick out of room and quickly changes*

*Talks to vox*

Your not going to want to hear this.

*Turns off the vox and throws it onto the ground*

*Makes sure its off*

*Lies on bed and waits*

*mutes vardens vox channel just incase*

*relaxa in her own suite aboard ship and watches stars with guardsman from the observatory *

*Yarrick re-enters the room*

*Amelia is lying on the bed awkwardly in Power armour*

Care to help me out of this here armour? I'm sure I'd appreciate that immensely...

*Door gets shut with a bang*

OOC Might as well finish off with a bang. Gotta go shove a needle into my dog, then I'll probably be in too much pain to do anything afterwards.

[Retirns with tray] ...! [Sound of pancake plates bring thrown aside, before door slams]

Ooc: Good luck, I'd rather take a needle than do it to a pet. My kitty needed weekly injections at home. I still have the marks.

OOC So my arm is bleeding. He didn't like the needle, so he decided to go all catty on my ass and scratched me. But he's ok now, and he has a lotta meat to eat, so I hope he forgives me. Please remind me not to do that ever again.

OH gak, Nick, the Bio thing is due tomorrow, do it now or forever hold your pieces in a doggy bag.

Have a nice night everybody, homework beckons.

*wakes up with a jolt*
*looks around confusedly*

Did we find the gue'la?

*coughs lightly and wipes blood from the corner of his mouth*

*Demonstrates again on a stray Kroot Hound*
Stell'bsnaor ph'shugg ch'ai grah'n! Uaaah!
*Kroot Hound turns into a rather angry looking tree*
Er, make sure you have a sanity checker on you if you decide to use this spell...

[Benny rolls out from under Yarrick's bed and makes a break for the door]
[Half-heartedly throws a shoe at him before getting back into the swing of things] ...Forgot he was there.

*Sees Benny leave Vanden and Yarricks room*

Oh must be safe then.

*Walks in only to be assaulted by a hail of shoes and boots*

Oh ok not safe.

*Closes door*

Do not go in there.

*Brushes a boot off shoulder*

[Puts warning tape across door]

... Why do they own so many shoes?

You said it.

*Starts boarding up door*

Think this will be enough?

Names Leonie by the way, because I don't think we've meet before.

*voxs and yawns on the intrtcom*

That room is sound proofed to titan firing a laser destructer cannot be hered....

Your safe.

*large sound proof door slides shut*

*sighed and walked towards the entrance to wherever Maria was, he paused for a moment in front of the door then knocked politely*

Sister Maria? I need to speak with you.

*Corporal spoke in a different, more verbally serious tone*

OOC: I see how it is, every time big bad Corporal shows up everybody goes offline? Am I that bad? lol

So we DID save WK? Right screw it. I'm going back home.
*takes space cruiser 1st class back to orkmart*

[Sees pla] I really wouldn't hang around here. If Yarrick find out that you said those things, he's going to be less than cheerful.

[Sweeping, despite there being a servitor]

Yep.

*opens a large state room door *

Yes, what did you want corpral? Maria is my older sister. Suite 2 . I'm Marla. The vindicate is mike our older brother.

What ya want?

*appears*

I am Q. Some of you have met me before, when I appeared on Page 872.

I have a special treat for y'all.

*snaps fingers, and The Emperor as he was pre-heresy appears*

Oh, poor man. I could have incinerated you, but my son, Q Junior, convinced me otherwise.

Meet the Avatar Room.

Who is a Q. ?

I'm Marla, of Mars, captain of this warship.
Are you another chaos deamon?

 jhe90 wrote:
Who is a Q. ?

I'm Marla, of Mars, captain of this warship.
Are you another chaos deamon?

No, I am not a chaos daemon.

I am Q. Normally, I cause problems for Starfleet Captains, like Jean-Luc Picard, but I decided to come here, bring your Emperor fellow back to life before this Heresy, and entertain y'all.

How do you like that? Oh, and one more thing.

*snaps fingers, and everyone except The Emperor is in TNG-style Starfleet uniforms.*

*looks at swap*

That's a uniform? For military?
Its pijamas at best... I wear better armour under my armour...

*tugs at fabric* not even reinforced....

Who wears this stuff?