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No... No... It'll take a few blows if you use that club. And I don't want to end up like Yarrick after the brain damage he got from listening to Amelia's slowed drivel.

OOC: For some info btb, Callidus assassins are pretty much all female and masters of disguise and socialness. They can infiltrate the TAU and other races easily, studying EVERYTHING about the race. They're also super dangerous to fight.

OOC I'd still 1v1 it.

*voxes 2BJ1*
Would you mind knocking Hunter out? His argument with Amelia is giving me a headache...

*voxes back*

I'm not about to brain him, and I disconnected it.

*angrily rips the vox out of his ear hole*

I wasn't the one that put that vox in...

*turns back to hunter and hands him a small bottle with a clear liquid in it*

Here, chug that. And don't spit it out, I don't have extras.

*goes back to reapplying new bandages*

I don't need sedatives, when I see that assassin I'm getting my licks in on her for shooting me in the chest.

Nice shot by the way, where'd you get the plasma gun? Me or Marla could hook you up with one from the Skitarii, they have super nice Plasma 'rifles' of sorts.

OOC: I'm just saying it because people refer to the assassin as 'he' which is bothering me as a super hardcore lore nerd.

It isn't a sedative. I'm not hunting an assassin alone, and these walkers aren't mobile enough to handle her. Oh, and the rifle? The Tau upgraded our own rifles to use plasma cartridges. So they pierce armor, and I can still have blades on the weapon. I may have a look at your plasma weapons though, I do have an appreciation for their capabilites.

*nods*

Alright... What is it? Painkillers? Some weird voodoo healing gak? And uh, yeah, Marla kinda owes me after that whole Titan thing and me finding out who her husband was.

Painkillers, yes. I'm sure I got the ratios right with the ingredients. I am getting better at dealing with human anatomy.

*chuckles*

Not too long ago I was finding out what it meant for humans to shake hands, and now I'm saving their lives with medicine. It has been an interesting journey.

*smirks and takes the drink with one quick gulp, hoping to let it go past his tongue without issue*

Well, I'm glad to have you on my side, Sharper... Do you have an actual name, or is it Sharper? I thought that was a rank for kroot...

I'm a Kroot Shaper, yes. That is a rank, similar to a sergeant in your Imperial standards. There are higher ranks than that, which I suppose I also assume, since the group of Kroot settled near the room answer to me. But, my name, that is Ra'jel. Most just call me Kroot, or Shaper.

*winces*

Or, Hawks forbid, bird man. Few among the living call me that.

OOC: I once named the Kroot, but that name got lost to the sands of time, and IIRC it was absurdly long.

I'll just uh, call ya Sharper. It seems like people call me by my rank, so I might as well call you yours. Kinda like a band of unnamed soldiers, aye?

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I'm a Kroot Shaper, yes. That is a rank, similar to a sergeant in your Imperial standards. There are higher ranks than that, which I suppose I also assume, since the group of Kroot settled near the room answer to me. But, my name, that is Ra'jel. Most just call me Kroot, or Shaper.

*winces*

Or, Hawks forbid, bird man. Few among the living call me that.

OOC: I once named the Kroot, but that name got lost to the sands of time, and IIRC it was absurdly long.

OOC I'll snoop around and find it.

*smiles*

Fitting, a band of misfits. I must admit, I adopted to calling Yarrick his name because of how many others would think I was a dressing them when I said 'commisar'. It's a force of habit for me, few employers are willing to be on a first name basis.

OOC: You're a brave man, Vanden. Searching through almost 1,000 pages is a lot of work. Though if I'm any judge, it was anywhere between page 300 and 500, that that is still a lot of wiggle room, and I still could be wrong.

Eh, Yarricks most recognizable by his name. I still think he's not... Well, how do I put this...

OOC Alrighty then, Ima just filter for your name then. See you guys in a couple years.

Which I won't be doing today, ima sleep. G night errybody.

OOC: You can go to his posts and try and search for it through there. It's only 65 pages and is mostly posts to this thread.

*voxes Hunter again*
We may have a situation here....

And that situation is..?

Well, there happens to be a Necron Phalanx heading towards the Room, and half the PDF are passed out drunk at the moment.... Suggestions?

*sighs*

Well, feth, fire up the Hydras and try to hail them. if they refuse to respond fire off a couple warning shots, then if they still don't follow rip em up. You know the standard drill.

Are you really suggesting talking to the mass of Necrons outside? I know that most people think Guardsmen are expendable, but come on...

It's called hail them on a VOX or LOUDSPEAKER.

Listen, fire up any weapons avalible and lock down the area for now, we have a couple earthshakers for juuuust such an occassion. I give you full permission to give the order to shoot them if needed.

*sighs*
As ordered sir.
*goes off to hail the Necrons*

*Dropship incoming. Dropship hovers about 30 feet up in the air as the Ravens drop from it.*

Hmmm... That's a lot of Necrons. Alright! Time to break out the Assault Mechs! Everyone get's a Kodiak!

*Necrons immediately open up on Thrakka*
*Overlord begins making rude gestures towards him*
*returns to vox*
Good news and bad news sir. Good news is they're not shooting at me yet, bad news is they're shooting the Bird

*sigh*

Put me on the vox-loud speaker. And fire one out to the overlord.

*makes a few adjustments to the vox*
You're live sir.

Necron Overlord, this is Commissar Hunter of the local PDF, please state why you're here.

*mutters*

Every time we get close to that assassin, something interrupts us.

OOC: Well, I found the original name for my Shaper. 'Boran Sok'. Never would have guessed that, and I was the one who named him.

 theplahunter wrote:
Necron Overlord, this is Commissar Hunter of the local PDF, please state why you're here.

*Overlord pauses, looks towards Hunter's voice, and then does a rude gesture*
I don't think he's listening sir..