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**War Kitten**

I don't know. Bionics have their advantages.... I can no longer feel pain in my leg or torso. So there's that I suppose

**Sgt. Vanden**

But you can't feel at all. Where would the intimacy go though? It's...Odd...

*Finishes coffee*

Want another coffee?

**War Kitten**

Sgt. Vanden wrote:
But you can't feel at all. Where would the intimacy go though? It's...Odd...

*Finishes coffee*

Want another coffee?

Oh I can feel just fine in those areas. I just can't feel my leg, or my lower torso.
*shrugs*
Guess I'll see next time Marla is in the mood.
*takes the coffee*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Smiles*

You know she's in the mood now. The salve I used on her also has a few aphrodisiac properties. If I was you, I'd go in there, take her to her tank and show her how much you love her. Or, you could sit here, talk a bit about bionics and drink coffee. It's your choice really.

**War Kitten**

She actually fell asleep 10 minutes before I came over here.

**Overlord Thraka**

*Vanden get's call on phone*

(Over phone) OT: Hey, could you tell WK and Marla I figured out how to transmute body parts? I can replace their metal bitz with real ones if they'd like

OOC: I didn't realize you'd lost the arm Vanden

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Smiles again*

Oh, yea, theres a bunch of other drugs and stuff in the salve, one of them probably made her drowzy. Oh well, guess chilling here with me it is.

*Puts feet up on another chair*

*Gets call*

Oh, I umm...I'll tell them that, Cheers OT.

*Looks at WK*

OT says he can replace your bionics with organic materials. Talk to him if your interested.

**zergling15**

*Sees phone and hears OT's voice coming out of it*

GAH WHY IS OT STUCK INSIDE A TINY BOX.

*Grabs phone out of Vanden's*

BE FREE ALMIGHTY OT.

*Throws phone into the floor*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Rubs temples*

*Slaps Z15 over the head*

Ugh...I need to educate you with this century...

*Sits Z15 down and tries to explain what technology means*

**zergling15**

*Is struggling to understand*

EHHHH IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

*Takes of helmet off and puts head in hands*

WHAT IS DRIVE!

**War Kitten**

*throws a phone at Zergling*

**Sgt. Vanden**

Okay, umm, drive is when you get on something significantly faster than you, then you direct that thing towards where you want to go. Like a horse, only usually, whatever you drive isn't alive.

*Struggling to explain*

*Looks at WK*

Care to help?

**zergling15**

*Side of head gets hit with phone*

GAK ANOTHER MINI PRISON.

*Draws sword*

DESTROY!

*Smashes phone with sword*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Sighs*

No, this is not a mini prison. All it does is transfer ones voice through so another person who is far away can hear. Here, let me show you.

*Fishes around for two phones*

Ok, now, when you here a noise come from this, press this button here.

*Shows Z15 the button to press*

Now, I'm going to go far away, but you will still be able to see me, then I will contact you through this device.

*Goes off a hundred metres and calls Z15*

**zergling15**

*Phone rings*

GAH NOISE.

Wait wait ummm.

*Presses the answer button*

Hello, Amelia?

**Sgt. Vanden**

Yes, see, you can hear me.

*Waves from one hundred metres away*

Can you see me? I'm not in a prison. All this does is project someones voice far away.

**zergling15**

Hmmmm, nope still don't like it.

*Walks up to Vanden and hands the phone back*

I much prefer message by bird.

**Sgt. Vanden**

But that takes too long...And it might get shot down...

*Takes phone and puts it back*

I don't know...It would be hard living in an era like this...

*Sits back down with WK*

**War Kitten**

*falls asleep in his chair*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Picks up WK and puts him into the Repressor*

*Picks up Marla and puts her into the Repressor*

*Sticks a note on the inside of the door and closes door*

*Sits back down with Z15*

**zergling15**

Eh I think I'll manage.

*Sits on folding chair and falls through it*

Lovely.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Laughs*

Your a funny one Leo.

*Hands her a beer*

I'd assume you have these in your era. You drink this.

**zergling15**

Thanks.

*Drinks beer*

Eh not bad.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Drinks beer*

It isn't much of a classy drink, but a few will get you drunk.

**zergling15**

I can't get drunk.

At least not from my experience.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Grins*

I think I can change that...

*Walks off to Scorpion*

*Fishes around for a few minutes*

*Comes out with a large flagon*

Absinthe. One glass'll get you there in a minute or two.

*Pours two glasses*

I haven't done anything interesting the past day, so I'm not forgetting anything important.

**zergling15**

Fine it's your alcohol.

*Downs one*

How you holding?

**Sgt. Vanden**

Gir it a ittle...'Ou'll be out n no time...

*Tries getting up and falls over*

Owie...

**zergling15**

*Swig another*

I told you it wouldn't work.

**Sgt. Vanden**

Whar the feth is yer tummy made of?

*Tries getting up*

*Fails*

*Uses Z15 as a aid*

*Fails and pulls her down*

Oopsies!