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*glares at Zergling*
I hope you didn't lose that bolter I gave you, it was a priceless relic...

*glared at Zerg and then relaxed*

Well, atleast one of the group didn't decide to slaughter everybody. They'd have fun doing that though.

*sighs and shakes his head*
To be honest it's hard to tell who to shoot anymore when it comes to any enemies of Man who show up anywhere near this Room. Half of them will shoot you just for looking at em, and the other half just want to hug everyone... Tis a bit confusing

Eh someone shoots at me, and I kick there ass.

Someone offers me a beer, and the party commences.

*Falls onto knees*

BUT I'M STILL NOT DRUNK!

*Curls into a ball and starts sobbing*

*Walks up to everyone*

So the Doks are busy sewing all the orks I... injured back up.
*Sees Zerg sobbing* Need more of my special concoction? I recall it worked last time you wanted to drink dangerous levels of alcohol.

*looks at OT*
I wouldn't do that if I were you, I had that stuff analyzed, and it's literally almost 90% Jet Fuel, and the rest is grain alcohol. You could run a Thunderhawk off that gak...

*Looks up at OT*

O-ok.

*Stands up and removes helmet*

*Glares at WK*
Shaddap. It works. Besides. Zerg seems immune to pretty much any poison

*Hands Zerg a old 2 liter soda bottle full of blue liquid*

*Slowly sips at the bottle*

Thanks OT.

*Stars wobbling slightly*

Did you buy that off the ferasian hall?

I swear there strongest stuff is used as jet fuel...

[Growls at Pla] The Commissariat has no reign over the Adeptus mechanicus. Or do you wish me to start a political war?

The majority of others here are not even citizens of the Imperium.
Amelia, the armoured hunter, OT, that curiously inept Eldar and Verviedi? None of them are native to our culture. Short of annexing this room for the Imperium, I can hardly reign in a group of people who have no relation to us.

*Overhears "Annexing this room for the Imperium"*

(Growls) I'd like to see them try!

Martian....treaty of Olympus. I'm a citizen of Mars...

Legally, I'm subject to the law of Mars not Terra... treaty of Olympus, complicated....speoerate lagal and political systems. People spend centuries trying to understand it all.

*Walks up to Pla. Is surprisingly intimidating despite being a 4'8 tall bird*
You've been running your mouth off alot man. Just make sure to remember the pecking order around here!

OOC: I love puns. I'm going to bed. And Pla, not trying to be rude or anything, but dang your Commissar character is a jerk!

Benny's alternate timeline self tried. He executed quite a lot of people, recruited the Kroot, rescued Kimmy, and built those barracks at the back.
Very efficient lad, that one. Verviedi put paid to all that, though.
He ended up in a penal legion for his efforts. [Looks sad]

So his alternative self founded the local pdf regiment, the barracks, and built that half finished foundation of that citidel on the western edge?

*Wakes up*

WHO DARES GO THE-? Oh, Hey. I was dreaming of being a wizard and...

*Sees situation*

Nevermind.

*Sees Yarrick*

*Runs up and hugs him*

Hewwo.

*pinches the bridge of his nose*
In this Room we've had so many versions of Yarrick and Benny come through here that I'm starting to lose track of them all....

[Looks at WK] There's only ever one Yarrick. You've just seen me at different ages. [Grins]
Eternal Warrior and all that.

[Spins Amelia] Something's new. [Holds bionic hand gently] Did you change your hair?

I did actually, got Kimmy to tie my hair back in a pony-tail for once. I got bored of shoulder length hair all the time.

*Hugs Yarrick*

So it was your birthday huh? Guess I missed it. I'll have to make it up to you when we get back I think.

*sighs and shakes his head*
I have a theory. I believe that, just like the warp, time flows weirdly here. It would explain why we've had like 3 different versions of Yarrick in this Room at various points, and it would also explain why I was gone for 2 days (at least to me) and when I got back a much longer period of time had gone on here.

I would probably assume so.

*Holding onto Yarricks arm*

*Flexing bionic arm*

This still feels weird.

Time does flow oddly... My digital crono is just flashing lol at me....

Its hardened up to operating after a nuclear attack level imterference, so anything that cam mess it up is odd.

Anyone got a clockwork watch?

*tosses Jhe one*
Here you go. Made on Calth, so it should be reliable.

*catches, * thanks ultramarine, some times you cannot beat the old tech of old earth at the end of the day.

I'm mike, marlas brother the vindicare.

OOC: Back after falling asleep from last night, and yeah OT I know. It's his character pretty much, he's a straight shooter and a dick. But usually right, even though he can't express it in softer terms

BIC

*was just reading over his small black book in a corner far away from the group*

Hmph...

 theplahunter wrote:
OOC: Back after falling asleep from last night, and yeah OT I know. It's his character pretty much, he's a straight shooter and a dick. But usually right, even though he can't express it in softer terms

BIC

*was just reading over his small black book in a corner far away from the group*

Hmph...

*turns to face Hunter*
What do you think Commissar? We're theorizing that time flows oddly here like it does in the warp, it would explain why there's been like 3 different versions of Yarrick in this Room throughout its' history.

*looks up*

I always thought this place -was- the warp. Some sort of hell that tzeench created just to feth with people. It explains why I've been slowly losing my sanity the more I am around everybody here.

He's probably going to complain at my 'longing for Yarricks pistol'.

*Glares at pla*

And -you're- going to complain I'm actually a realist and that I care about other people besides myself.

*glares straight back*