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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits looking fairly stunned, with cheek glowing with handprint]
[Sighs and stands up] I tried to find something that wasn't jewellery or superficial, and I just confused everyone. [Rubs blood from under nose]

[Walks to bar and sits with Amelia] I'm just here to keep you on your stool, don't worry. Maybe in the morning I'll- [holds cloth to nose as it starts bleeding again] -show you the less esoteric thing I bought back. [Smiles]
[Tosses an old golden pirate coin to bartender]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I don't think so. You need to have a look at that nose of yours, it shouldn't still be bleeding, especially after that long trip here. Unless that was me. Then you'll be fine.

*Downs another drink*

And I'm not interested in you showing me anything else. You've pissed me off enough already.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

The last acorn on Terra...
There was an ancient nation on Terra. Their name and methods have been lost to history, but their motto was "make the world green again". And they succeeded. From the year 21000 to 22550, Earth, or a portion of it at least, had trees and plants again. But they died out over time due to yet more resource exploitation. The seas boiled again, and it became the Terra we all know again.
I would like to try what they tried, again. Without the part where they almost triggered a nuclear winter.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pestilence runs into Verviedi's workshop and melts the nearest contraptions*

*HH runs in and grabs Pestilence by the scruff of the neck*

HH: Bugger off you, just...sleep in the sewer or something...

*Pushes Pestilence out of the workshop*

*Turns back to face Verviedi*

HH: Sorry about that. He was dropped as an immortal infant.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Holds cloth] I'm fine. I prefer it from my nose, earlier it was from my eye... It's just since Benny gave me a drink in the jeep.

[Realises] That wasn't actually Benny.. That was a rather incompetent assassin.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sighs and pulls Yarrick back*

Okay, that doesn't help me worrying.

*Holds open his eyelids and looks*

Nothing there, open your mouth.

OOC Jeez, my eyes hurt after trying to type my latest piece for the CoF thread...You still in that BC?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/01 11:33:05


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Mumbles] Mouth is for drinking... [Swigs drink] See?
[Sticks out black tongue]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Blinks several times*

Holy feth...

*Stands Yarrick up and goes to leave bar*

*Gives him a look which tells him to shut up*

*Goes back and grabs a bottle of vodka*

*Points at card on bar*

*To barkeeper*

Put it on my tab.

*Hurries out of bar with Yarrick*

*Goes over to medic tent and pushes him into it*

*Looks at nearest medic*

I think he's been poisoned, could you please make sure he doesn't die?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/01 13:04:21


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Look of raw hatred at Pestilence*
*Notices Yarrick's black tongue*
That does not look good. That looks like venom necrosis to me.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Waves hand in sad manner at drink on end of bar]
I'm fine! Really! [Coughs] [Looks at blood sprayed onto hand]

Okay, I feel fine. And I've had worse.

[Stands up and stretches] I have some lost time to make up for, and things to do. Best thing to do is walk it off.

[Goes three paces and gently collapses]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is sitting a corner looking at Yarrick/Amelia*
*eyes glow softly*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: I'm coming back to cof. I am just struggling to catch up.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Steps over to Yarrick and barely manages to drag him onto an examination table*
Since when were you this heavy?!
*Grabs several probes and drops one into Yarrick's mouth*
*The probe floats down his throat*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*turns to Verviedi*
So. Shall I tell my cousin that you have returned to us? Your "death" hurt her terribly.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooc: I'm coming back to cof. I am just struggling to catch up.


Ooc don t worry things have not moved too far and your base is not been attacked.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Please do. Tell her I'm better, now.
*Continues attempting to reverse the venom necrosis*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
Please do. Tell her I'm better, now.
*Continues attempting to reverse the venom necrosis*


You realize she'll come when she learns that you are alive? She can be quite... persistent when she knows what she wants.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria walks over*
What are you using v... ?
I'm a trained medical doctor under the sisterhood and fully qualified in trauma.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Nanites. I'm using nanites that burn the poison out of people's bodies.
*Looks at WK*
Then let her come. I have been dead for a long, long time. I want to see her again.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Nanites ... Like ai.... Heretical banned men of iron....
I'm Martian, I read what they did, what they built... Ai is banned for a reason..

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
Nanites. I'm using nanites that burn the poison out of people's bodies.
*Looks at WK*
Then let her come. I have been dead for a long, long time. I want to see her again.


*another Eldar teleports into the Room and drags Verviedi off into a side room*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Groans and rolls onto side]
[Vomits a large a point of black mess] [Curls up in a ball]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shakes head at eldar and administers various anti venoms and rejuvenate drugs that begin to restore bcs health. *

Damn eldar.... *job half done. Ypul be ok yarrick, I'm doing it now.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/01 20:31:50


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 jhe90 wrote:
*shakes head at eldar and administers various anti venoms and rejuvenate drugs that begin to restore bcs health. *

Damn eldar.... *job half done. Ypul be ok yarrick, I'm doing it now.


*looks amused at jhe*
You were much the same with your husband Marla. You have no grounds to complain about my cousin's conduct.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I'm maria, her older sister in fact taldeer. Marla is off wiping out orks planet by planet till she gets her husband back...
(Maria)

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I wasn't referring to your sister. I was referring to how you'd act with YOUR future husband.

OOC:
Feth, forgot it was Maria instead of Marla

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Piling old photo's on a desk, all showing a half human half lion woman about 8 feet tall*

This is Bastet. She's the mother of both Aten and Anubis. I've pinned her location down to Croatia on earth-2. If any of you accompany me, there's more than a small chance of death. She is like nothing any of you have ever faced before


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*tosses a duffel bag down at Thraka's feet*

I will not pass up the opportunity to get the spirit of a god. The genes it would give...

*shakes his head*

No. I cannot pass this up. It is worth the risk.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nods at Maria] Th-thank you- [Continues vomiting]
[Shivering] Emperor's t- teeth, this is foul. I'm s- sorry for being so undignified.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Maybe taldeer I would be but we don,g know what the fates decide and anyway. Don,t always assume humans of mixed genders only.

We long accepted same genders too. No one cares as long as you do your duty.

I'm a medic, ive got so much gak, blood and worse.... we are used to undignified and disgusting.
(Maria)

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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