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*Gets up off Yarrick*

*Gets hit by a stray lightning bolt*

*Winces and shrugs it off*

Compared to what I've been through the past week, that was nothing.

*Arrives at location of the action and looks around*

Can we shoot her already? And by we, I mean me.

*Grumbles* Fate huh? Well couldn't you at least show us these prophocies?

Rather than make my life living hell the past month.

*Clenches fist and places it on pistol holster*

*Still wearing glove that hides the ring*

Overlord Thraka wrote:*Grumbles* Fate huh? Well couldn't you at least show us these prophocies?

Not unless you feel like trying to persuade Eldrad The EverTroll to let you into Ulthwe. He's a bit stubborn about that sort of thing.

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Rather than make my life living hell the past month.

*Clenches fist and places it on pistol holster*

*Still wearing glove that hides the ring*

*snorts*
Trust me human, without my intervention your life would be a lot worse.
*cocks head*
You might have lost your mate for one thing.

*Grits teeth*

Do you enjoy being such a cryptic witch, or is it just in your nature?

*Unclips the pistol*

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Grits teeth*

Do you enjoy being such a cryptic witch, or is it just in your nature?

*Unclips the pistol*

I enjoy irritating you yes, but others of my kind are far worse.
*leaning on singing spear casually*
Reach for that pistol again and I'll feed you your own arm

I do not take threats lightly. And I'm sure you don't either. One more of those and I'll send you to your partner.

*Holds pistol at hip*

*Holsters pistol*
I... trust you have legitimate reasons. No more murder.

*OT moves over to Amelia and gently pushes her pistol away*

Please... not while... *Glances over at death and a partly formed Perry*

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I do not take threats lightly. And I'm sure you don't either. One more of those and I'll send you to your partner.

*Holds pistol at hip*

*gives Amelia a cold smile*
It'll take a lot more than you to send me to the infinity circuit. You have the emotional maturity of a teenager. You may be an adult by the standards of your people, but you are very much a child.

*Looks over and holsters pistol*

I'm sorry..I had no idea. I'll be well-behaved from now on.

*Looks back at WK and growls*

Just keep her away from me. Don't want to shoot her by accident.

*Smiles*

At least I'm not an old hag like you.

Hey now, don't generalize.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Looks over and holsters pistol*

I'm sorry..I had no idea. I'll be well-behaved from now on.

*Looks back at WK and growls*

Just keep her away from me. Don't want to shoot her by accident.

*Smiles*

At least I'm not an old hag like you.

*snorts derisively*
Old hag by your standards maybe, we live MUCH longer than you. I'll still be young and energetic long after you've up and died.

*Smiles and leans back on wall*

Still won't get any sex.

*OT watches on as Perenelle's body continues to reform. It's almost halfway done*

-PURGED (BENEDICTION FINALITY)-

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Smiles and leans back on wall*

Still won't get any sex.

*laughs*
You're really going to lecture me about sex you ignorant child? When you go at it like a cat in heat? That's adorable. Truly.

*Smiles*

From what I've heard and put together, Farseers don't get a lot of action, and for someone to willingly accept them into their bedrooms are few and far between. This bitch here already found one, but probably got him killed, so, statistically, I don't think she'll get anyone else. That and her personality is more dull than a blank.

*Smiles harder at WK's statement*

Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty.
*Sighs*
Last time I checked, genital spines were not present in humans. Don't be unnecessarily insulting. Humans have their things, Eldar have theirs.
Especially their ears...


OOC: Does anyone know if you can buy DCM for yourself? I'd like to get DCM in the future.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Smiles*

From what I've heard and put together, Farseers don't get a lot of action, and for someone to willingly accept them into their bedrooms are few and far between. This bitch here already found one, but probably got him killed, so, statistically, I don't think she'll get anyone else. That and her personality is more dull than a blanks.

*laughs so hard that some tears fall*
You are so far off base you're in the next star system. Why don't you go away before you embarrass yourself more?

*steps out from a hallway with a half empty canteen in his hand*

Always bragging about longer lifespans, eh? You're hardly the only race to live long.

*turns to Verviedi*

I can say that I am yet to find any Eldar or gue'la attractive. Small cheekbones serve no use, and they're always talking about some prophecy, or throwing their lives away for some deity.

*shakes head*

I suppose that doesn't go for every one of them I've met, especially after seeing this room, but the point still stands.

*takes another swig from his canteen*

Cheekbones... Sharp cheekbones are nice, the facial structure is very appealing. If I recall correctly, Kroot deliver children via mouth, but... not relevant. I don't want any ever anyway. You're really talking about the more psychic Eldar, I concede that they love their prophecies, but the other Eldar not on the path of the seer are actually quite nice.
*Checking tablet*
Not to be rude, but how do you differentiate male and female Kroot? Or are their biological sexes non-binary, like Hrud?

We do have males and females, I promise I won't cough up any krootlings.

*sighs and sits in the floor cross legged*

It's mostly minor distinctions. Both fill the same roles of hunting, building, etcetera. Females also have an equal chance of becoming a Shaper, or council leader. However, males tend to be a bit more colorful, much like your other avian birds.

*growls and slides a hand through his quills*

Make a joke about that, and I'll show you how creative I am with a knife, and that goes for everyone. Now, the quills are a bit more flashy with the males. Take it as a way to attract females, I suppose. I always relied on skill in combat, and my excessive charm. Do keep in mind that females can also have every color of the rainbow, and come in any size as well.

*Leans back and stares right at WK's eyes*

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Leans back and stares right at WK's eyes*

*eyes glow with power*
*stare is returned*

*OT is oblivious to all as Perenelle's body enters the final stages of completion*

*Pats Jack's shoulder*
No judgement here. I like the colors. I think they're quite pretty. Er, no emasculation intended.
*Looks interestedly at OT*
What's happening?

*OT barely looks up*

My wife... She's being brought back for me... I have not seen here in many, many years

-PURGED (SEPTIMINE ARGETAL)-

*Doesn't look away from WK*

*Death comes back with a coffee*

*Looks down*

Death: Okay, all done. All I have to do now is insert her soul back into her. You ready?