Our avatars in a room.

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morrigan wipes her eyes still laughing*

Morri: Too easy! You'll never find them all!

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Gives up on trying to restrain a god*

*Tickles Morri and traces her shoulder blades again*

Feth, I did it again. Sorry.

*Goes to continue tickling but stops*

A feth it. I'll get you when I have had enough sleep.

*Wanders over to a corner and covers self with however many fluffy objects that are in the immediate viscinity*

*Curls up into a ball like a kitten*

**Overlord Thraka**

*To show there are no hard feelings Morrigan covers Amelia with a blanket*

**War Kitten**

*snaps her fingers and Vanden is submerged under a mountain of kittens*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Muffled shouting*

*Eventually emerges from the mountain of kittens, cut and bleeding pretty much everywhere*

Feth those things do not like the smell of dog...

*Sees stares*

What? I went to the park and I found a dog...I played with her for a few hours...

*Notices that most of clothing had been ripped*

*Haastily covers self with kitten infested blankets and rushes off to room*

*Slams door and lies down*

Feth...That was-EEEEEKKK!

*Throws another barbie through the wall*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Yarrick scoops up some kittens and lays down] D'aww. [Giggles from tickly whiskers] [Coughs and looks embarrassed] [Tickled further] [Loses it entirely and can't stop giggling quietly]

**Sgt. Vanden**

OOC I'll be a little inactive today, because I accidentally stayed up to 5am watching Outlander and woke up at 6.

**Verviedi**

*Finishes exam and walks back over to Benny*

**zombiekila707**

We need the best consultants in the galaxy to organize my reign over... *stares off into space* yes... I have it... KAAN AND ASSOCIATES!

*Begins laughing wildly*

SOON my finances will be in order!!

*Laughs wildly even more*

And then I can finally start my 401k!

**War Kitten**

*gives ZK a funny look*
Your finances are such a mess that Tzeentch uses them to torture people he doesn't like

**Verviedi**

I can't understand finance. That's why I get all those cease and desist letters from the Imperial Taxation Inquisition.

**zombiekila707**

*Turns giant head towards WK*

Of course idiot he was my finical advisor and fethed everything up! WAIT! YOU SAID NOTHING!

*Face goes blank*

I like to slow roast Lords of change under a cold fire.

*Looks around*

ARE THERE DEMONS NEARBY?

**War Kitten**

*points to massive warp portal off in the distance*
You tell me genius

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Exits room looking even more tired*

My head hurts...

*Now wearing new, non-ripped, clothes*

*Looks up at ZK*

So what are you?

**Verviedi**

*Disturbed expression*
Did you just summon a fething warp portal?!

**Overlord Thraka**

*Horus takes pity on Amelia and offers for her to sleep in the giant chair in his room*

**War Kitten**

Verviedi wrote:
*Disturbed expression*
Did you just summon a fething warp portal?!

No. That one showed up 5 minutes ago while you were performing that exam. The veil here between reality and the warp is quite thin, so tears form quite easily

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Yawns*

No thanks, I think I'll just take the couch-no offence of course, I just want to be able to wake up in the action if there is any.

*Walks off to the couch and lies down*

*Covers self with blanket and tries sleeping*

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morri lays on a few layers of sound-dampening foam panels for a peace offering*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Mumbles a thank you to Morrigan and turns over*

**zombiekila707**

*Looks at portal*

IT NEED TO BE BIGGER!

*Walk over to portal, somehow grabs sides and rips it open even further, Daemons pour out*

PERFECT!

*Begins stomping on the tide of daemons*

*Yells to the world* Call Kaan and associates tell em... I have plans for a taco truck.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Buries head in the soundproof foam*

Oh he's so loud...

**Verviedi**

*Hands Vanden some noise-cancelling headphones and disappears into the kitchen to bake cake*

**War Kitten**

*looks faintly irritated and looks in the direction of ZK*
*hurls a bolt of lightning at ZK and hits him squarely in the spine*
Shut up.

**Sgt. Vanden**

Fank you Verv...

*Puts on headphones and relaxes*

**War Kitten**

*Vanden's headphones begin playing Metallica VERY loudly*

**Overlord Thraka**

*OT smack WK upside the head*

Knock it off!

*Turns to Morri*

As funny as that was, it's gone on long enough. Go remove the remaining dolls from Amelia's room!

*Morri looks ashamed then goes to remove the dolls*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Removes the headphones and sighs*

Thats one way to wake up...

*Dark bags under her eyes*

*Sighs and goes to kitchen*

*Downs a few sleeping pills and lies back down on the couch*

*Goes to sleep*

**Verviedi**

*Very loud SPLAT sound from the kitchen*
*The cake is done, but Ver is nowhere to be seen*

**War Kitten**

Overlord Thraka wrote:
*OT smack WK upside the head*

Knock it off!

*Turns to Morri*

As funny as that was, it's gone on long enough. Go remove the remaining dolls from Amelia's room!

*Morri looks ashamed then goes to remove the dolls*

*lazily leans away from the blow*
Oh stop it you, it's the least I could do after all the insults she gave me