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*Walks into the room*

What have I missed?

*Looks up at ZK*

What is that?

*looks up from a book*
We don't know. He came in here screaming something about his finances, and then he ran off to that portal to go fight some demons. I think he has some issues with Tzeentch

*Forces eyes open*

I. Can't. Sleep.

*Swings legs off of couch and stands up*

*Walks up to WK and pokes her in the chest*

Now that you're here, I wanted to tell you to leave myself and Sebastian alone. Along with the rest of this room. Do that and we'll be square.

*Coughs lightly into hand*

I also wanted to invite you to my wedding as another peace offering.

*Looks around*

Wheres Verviedi?

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Forces eyes open*

I. Can't. Sleep.

*Swings legs off of couch and stands up*

*Walks up to WK and pokes her in the chest*

Now that you're here, I wanted to tell you to leave myself and Sebastian alone. Along with the rest of this room. Do that and we'll be square.

*Coughs lightly into hand*

I also wanted to invite you to my wedding as another peace offering.

*Looks around*

Wheres Verviedi?

*gives Vanden a level look*
If you really think you can stop me from doing what I wish then you're delusional. I make no promises, I do what is necessary to ensure the best overall fate for the denizens of this Room in the long run.

*Growls and leans in closer to WK*

I wouldn't if I were you. I would beat you again. And I won't hold back, unlike the other time we fought.

*Grits teeth and clenches fists*

*Relaxes*

You are still invited if you so wish.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Growls and leans in closer to WK*

I wouldn't if I were you. I would beat you again. And I won't hold back, unlike the other time we fought.

*Grits teeth and clenches fists*

*Relaxes*

You are still invited if you so wish.

I seem to recall you leaving a few teeth in the coffee table the last time we fought dear.

And I seem to recall you cursing me the time before that. That much of a sore loser eh?

*Grins*

*shakes her head and chuckles*
Why do I even bother with you? You do not see the skein of fate, so trying to explain that what would have happened to you had I not done that would have been far worse. But of course you won't believe that, you humans are all blind to the consequences of your actions

Consequences of our...Holy gak woman how daft are you? You curse me, make me almost die! Then when I ask why the feth you did it you say "Teh skeins of fate would be altered blah blah blah." Maybe if you explained to me WHY the feth you had to do that, we wouldn't be having this conversation! Jeez, if you were less cryptic, you might even be tolerable!

*Frustratedly throws hands in the air*

But you're not, and you're never going to stop being the cryptic bitch that you are! So do us all a favour and just leave!

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Consequences of our...Holy gak woman how daft are you? You curse me, make me almost die! Then when I ask why the feth you did it you say "Teh skeins of fate would be altered blah blah blah." Maybe if you explained to me WHY the feth you had to do that, we wouldn't be having this conversation! Jeez, if you were less cryptic, you might even be tolerable!

*Frustratedly throws hands in the air*

But you're not, and you're never going to stop being the cryptic bitch that you are! So do us all a favour and just leave!

Nah. I enjoy irritating you too much to leave. And did you miss the part where I said that it was necessary to not tell you? Informing you of the events to come would have altered fate in an unfavorable way for us all. But you're too selfish to understand that, all you care about I "cursed" you.
*snorts derisively*

*Perenelle cocks her head*

Perry: You have been cursed Amelia? Nicholas has told me how you helped him.
Perhaps I could return the favor. I could try to undo said curse.

So if I died that would just be ok with you? Oh sure, yep, I'll take one for the team, I see exactly how it is. If you had just told me that exact same thing, I MIGHT'VE been ok with it, but no. You just said a few words than continued fighting me. Thats totally fair. And of course you're going to say that saying it would "Alter the skein of fate" again. I just can't win with you.

*Angrily looks at Perenelle*

*Anger fades*

I'm not sure. She'll probably just curse me again.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So if I died that would just be ok with you? Oh sure, yep, I'll take one for the team, I see exactly how it is. If you had just told me that exact same thing, I MIGHT'VE been ok with it, but no. You just said a few words than continued fighting me. Thats totally fair. And of course you're going to say that saying it would "Alter the skein of fate" again. I just can't win with you.

*Angrily looks at Perenelle*

*Anger fades*

I'm not sure. She'll probably just curse me again.

*facepalms*
You just missed the entire point of the conversation. Why do I even bother? You don't listen anyway.
*sighs*
Humans....
*walks off in disgust*

*Reaches out and grabs WK by the shoulder*

Then what is it? One as enlightened as you shouldn't find it hard to explain to a simpilton such as myself.

*Tightens grip somewhat*

*Comes from portal*

Spoke to Marty Kaan... Most of my likeness is owned by a company in the 20th millennium...

*Pulls out a series of papers*

I will need some drugs

*smacks Vandens hand away*
Touch me again and lose that arm mon'keigh.
*walks away to a secluded area and a shimmering and impenetrable force field pops up behind me*

OOC: I'm off to bed

*Growls*

I'd like to see you try witch...

*Struts off to couch and lies down*

*Doesn't close eyes*

OOC Night Kitty

Eldar deserve to be barbecued... made another PAIN IN MY ASS!

*Begins running around smashing things in rage*

*Perenelle looks startled. OT looks annoyed*

OT: OI! KNOCK IT OFF!

*OT judo flips ZK and pins him to the floor*

OOC I think ZK is a little too big to be judo flipped.

OOC: Considering all my character has done, judo flipping a giant seems easy by comparison

OOC: Judo flip a minor god?? I think not...

*Looks down at the creature humping my leg*

ARE YOU PART OF K AND A?

*Summons a warp portal thousands of tentacles grab OT dragging him to the warp*

First of all thanks for helping me out second... Oh I see you have meet my secretary Donna! Please get acquainted!

OOC: Hard to see with avatar But I am Malal god of anarchy and horrible credit...

OOC How big size wise?

*Perenelle sees OT in peril*

Perenelle: Nicholas! *Raises hands which start glowing* Kalak en tharoth!

*ZK is forced to release OT*


OOC: ZK, please. I've done more

*Lets go of nothing*

SORRY CAN HELP YOU WITH... THE TACO EPIDEMIC?

OOC: God of Anarchy I imagine he has no control over his mind at all... so charming or anything like that is a lost cause.

*Gets up and pulls out pistol*

*Realizes it would do very little to a chaos god*

*Runs off and fumbles with some keys*

*Finds one and runs off to a garage*

*Opens portal*

I just got a call guys got a meeting with K and A.

*Goes to LA to meet with the Kaan and associates*

OOC: Who knows when ill be back so... See you space cowboy...

OOC: Not so much charming you as breaking your grip with magic. Perenelle is know as The Sorceress after all

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
OOC: Not so much charming you as breaking your grip with magic. Perenelle is know as The Sorceress after all

OOC: Yeah but Malal isn't controlling the tentacles that is his secretary Donna. Just say the portal poops OT out.