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*Groans*

You realize I cannot carry that yes? I was thinking more along the lines of money...But I guess I could probably sell that...

*Attempts to pick up greatsword*

*Struggles but keeps it in the air*

Yea, probably get its weight in silver...

*Looks at Z15*

How about I buy you another drink and then you go home to your parents hmm? They'd be worried sick about you.

Fine.... *mutter about weak humans* keep the sword, *hands a marine combat blade and a bag of golden wolf shaped coins with tiny platinum teeth*

Ooc combat blade is a very heavy built machete type design

*mutter about how the focus groups found 8 feet a good sword size for general use*

*Takes the coins and nods a thanks*

*Looks at the combat blade*

Eh, its smaller than my sword, so I guess you can keep that. I have no need for shorter reach.

*Straps greatsword to back and bastard sword to hip*

*Sits next to Leonie and throws a silver coin to the bartender*

Another whatever she is having.

*Looks at Z15 sternly*

Now run finish your drink and run along. You should not have any place in a bar.

*look offended by insult to workmanship *

Short... Hmmm but *take a old steel sword similar to vardens*
That's hardened steel. ..

*cut blade in two with mono steel blade*
That's qaud hardened mono steel...

You where saying...

I think I am alright with the gold thank you, I prefer forging all my blades. Like this one. *Shows sword* I made this one three years ago, and it hasn't failed me since.

*Puts the gold in coin pouch*

*Turns back to Leonie who still hasn't left*

What is your name child?

Looks at vanden*

*Tilts head*

Do you want me to hit you?

Are you a masochist or something?

I think that's as friendly as he gets, Leonie. I'd take it.

[Sits on tank roof looking glum] [Picks at a rivet] [Tank beeps] Sorry! [Fiddles with buttons instead]

*Smiles and moves choco milk towards Z15*

I meant no offence, but you are as small as a child, speak like one, and have the temper of one.

*Rubs shoulder again*

*shouts at Vanden*

And I have the appearance of one of your birds, yet I have proven that I am far deadlier than one. Your point?

Not bad steel but drop by if you need a upgrade.

We forge alot of hunting weaponry of all types from combat blades to multi ton high explosive tipped adamantium armour piercing triple expanding harpoons, now however it was a mess when a idiot tried to use one as a *shudders* plesure object.

*rune priest busy working on spell to recall the lost*

*Morrigan was woken up when OT got Cal. She walks into the bar and sees Vanden calling Leonie a child*

Morri: You realllllly don't want to do that.

*She sees the memorial to Amelia and starts crying again. She sits down and orders a pint of October Ale*

*Elsewhere Cal gets started on the therapy session with Yarrick*

*Looks at chocolate milk*

Thanks....

*Slides a potion over to vanden*

Drink it it'll make you feel better.

Also if you call me child again, hmmm never mind I don't want to ruin the surprise.

*is training a bunch of new PDF recruits in basic weapon maintenance*
*shouts over to Z15*
Hey Leonie! Care to help me train this lot in hand to hand combat?

*Smiles*

*Puts up hands in a mock surrender*

As I said, I meant no offense. I believe the customs are different here than they are where I come from, and I generally do not fight pigeons.

*Looks at Morrigan*

You...You look awfully familiar...As if I've seen you in a book...

*Takes potion and swigs it*

*Almost spits it out after hearing Z15 other remark*

Blimey you're a very pissy chi-person. I was saying person.

[Yarrick sits and stares at opposite wall] [Murmurs]: I appreciate the effort. But let's be honest, I wasn't a full box of cereal before I killed her.

I just need.. time. I'm not going to drink myself to death, I just needed to sleep. So very badly.

*Marla joins wk to help and fix inevitably lost limbs*

Hello dear, Il help. And I'm sure they don,t mind. *all agree very quickly*
Plus, I enjoy watching you work. *pdf all suddenly have perfect uniforms *

*gives Marla a kiss on the forehead in greeting*
Hey honey, I'm just waiting to see if Leonie is willing to help out before I get started.
*shoots the PDF troopers a death glare over Marla's head and they all suddenly look elsewhere*

[Kimmy steps out of butter tank with an armful of Fathers Day cards] [Hands one to WK, OT and looks around for Benny] [Floats his slightly neater and fancier card over, and waves]
[Slides one under Yarrick's door]

[Benny opens card] [Glitter goes in all directions] ..Maybe she does take after me.

*Cal nods, places down a sleep pill and leaves.
Morri is wiping her eyes.*

Morri: Probably somewhere... I'm very old. I am the Morrigan. My sisters are the Maca and the Badbe. The Irish believed me to be a god before Nick found me

YES I WILL HELP!

*Runs through bar wall to get to WK*

HERE AND READY TO SMACK SOME PDF!

*Amelia ghost appears again(which only Yarrick can see)*

*Still in a voice only Yarrick can hear*

You did not kill me. I killed myself so I didn't have to watch me inevitably kill someone I know, or even you. Stop blaming yourself for this and just hope. Hope is what will get you through this alive, so just do it. Remember me for what I was rather than what I am.

*Amelia ghost moves closer to Yarrick and attempts to hold him again*

*Gets stopped by another barrier*

I must leave now...But whatever you do, do not let them attempt to ressurect me. Something bad will happen...I will come back when I can...Goodbye Sebastian.

*Knight nods*

Must've been from a book then. Continue crying or whatever you were doing, do not let me interfere.

*happily hugs wk*

Missed you whilst I was out buying mining gear, dad wants the planet I aquired strip-mined quickly. Need the ores for ship building.

*ignores pdf and holds hands whilst waiting* don,t worry. They know what's good for them...

*takes the card from Kimmy and smiles*
Thank you little one.
*gives her a popsicle from a nearby cooler, she takes it and runs back to BC giggling*
*turns to regard Zergling as she runs up*
*PDF Troopers all now look terrified*
Men. This will be your first test in hand-to-hand combat. You will be fighting Leonie here.
*gestures to Zergling*
She is probably one of the best fighters in this Room, and I firmly believe in learning from the best. The first one to actually land a blow on her gets the week off. The rest of you will also get the week off, although you'll probably spend most of that in the infirmary while your limbs are re-attached.
*steps back*
Whenever you're ready Leonie. Just don't kill any of them please.

*Gets up and limps over to where the PDF training is happening*

*Moves next to WK*

I believe I have not met you, but do you really think this is the best method of training your men? They should at least know how to fight before you send them to their deaths fighting that Child.

*Looks at WK*

Can we change it to something a little harder for them?

Perhaps first to knock me down?

*slowly turns head to face Vanden*

SHUT IT YOU!

OOC: Sir Knight? Vanden is Gardevoir confirmed.

*gestures to self * Il probably be fixing you. Now you will behave for me. *all nod* good.

*casually holding hands with wk as entire pdf too scared to say anything *

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Gets up and limps over to where the PDF training is happening*

*Moves next to WK*

I believe I have not met you, but do you really think this is the best method of training your men? They should at least know how to fight before you send them to their deaths fighting that Child.

*laughs extremely hard*
Trust me. Fighting Leonie is one of the best ways they can learn hand-to-hand combat. We firmly believe in trial by fire here in the Room.
*turns to Zergling*
Sure.
*turns to face the PDF again*
You heard the lady.

OOC You have found me out Verviedi! I have to cover up my plot better...

*OT accepts card from Kimmy as Perenelle walks up.*

Perenelle: What is that?

OT: A Father's day card Benny's daughter gave me.

Perenelle: You remember the last time you got a Father's day card?

OT: Of course, it was *Perenelle suddenly stiffens and looks towards Yarrick's tank before relaxing with a smile. OT is to busy reading the card to notice* when I told Francis there was no more I could teach him. We should visit them sometime.