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[Yarrick sticks head out of Baneblade, looking half asleep in untidy Commissariat pyjamas] [Spots Benny in a miseryball] ...Get in here, I can't sleep on my own.
[Benny scurries into Baneblade looking relieved]

[Yarrick sees quizzical stares] He's the only other person who understands when I wake up screaming, okay? It's nothing weird. [Closes hatch]

...Benny, take your hat off in bed. That's just ridiculous.

*tosses a bag of meat into the knarloc pen and guides Verviedi out of it*

Sometimes they get a little careless about what they bite when they're eating. Though I'm still unsure why they like you so much.

*wanders over to the fight*

I won't lie to you guardsman. I'm much happier seeing her attacking your gue'la than my knarlocs. Gue'la tend not to hold grudges as long.

OOC XD

Bic They'll be dead by then...And dead people do not learn...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC XD

Bic They'll be dead by then...And dead people do not learn...

They won't die. Now be quiet.

You hold no sway over me. I am mearly surprised that you call this training, its a bloody slaughter...

*Horus returns carrying a massive stack of stretchers and dumps then at WK's feet*

Horus: You may need these. Oh, and make sure to bring Cal something sweet or else he'll be grumpy treating *Does a quick headcount of the injured guardsmen*
322 guardsmen at the same time. *Sees Leonie headbutt and break a guardsmans nose* 323 then.

*Good punch lands and spins helmet slightly*

*Recoils and takes a few steps back*

That was a decent punch.

*Spins helmet back into right position*

Now who threw that punch?

Ooc: I just realised that it's really unclear, but I imagined there's bunk beds in the tank.
Or Benny is curled up on the bed like a cat. Who knows.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
You hold no sway over me. I am mearly surprised that you call this training, its a bloody slaughter...

Welcome to the Imperium of Man. Most Troopers are lucky to get this much training at all, let alone any.

OOC Well, the picture in my mind is quite vivid. You did a great job at that at least.

Bic *Shakes head*

What has humanity come to...

*Shouts to Horus*

THESE FISTS ARE GOOD!

*Puts clinched fists in the air*

BUT IMAGINE IF A HAD A REAL WEAPON!

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Well, the picture in my mind is quite vivid. You did a great job at that at least.

Bic *Shakes head*

What has humanity come to...

*shakes his head sadly*
You really don't want to know the depths we've been forced to sink to in the last 40,000+ years.

*Shakes head again*

In my day...Wait a second I'm not even that old...In my time, all of our soldiers had ample training under their belt before they were sent into a fight people thought they would not come out of.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Shakes head again*

In my day...Wait a second I'm not even that old...In my time, all of our soldiers had ample training under their belt before they were sent into a fight people thought they would not come out of.

The Imperium has no such luxury. Times are desparate, and every last body is needed to fight, to hold back the ever-encroaching darkness that threatens to befall us.
*another vicious blow is landed on Zergling, and the remaining Trooper's technique has improved drastically*

They will not do much if they do not know how to properly hold a sword.

*Watches Leonie beat the gak out of the troopers*

*Sighs and calls out*

STOP! Thats enough. Get over to the nurses and have them look at you. Whoever is still fit to move sit back and take notes*

*Drops sword next to WK and looks at him*

They will learn so much more from this.

*Falls to one knee*

So trying to knock my over from behind huh?

*Stands up and dusts self off*

*Looks at Vanden*

Oh is it your turn to get beat now?

I'm going to enjoy this.

*Horus starts piling groaning guardsmen on his shoulders. He heads off to Cal's medbay carrying about 40 guardsmen*

(Over his shoulder to WK) Horus: Record this. I want to have something to laugh at later

*Moves past the oncoming troopers*

*Puts on helmet and drops visor*

You can try to enjoy this.

*Cracks knuckles*

Women and children first.

*nods to Vanden*
You've waited patiently enough I suppose.
*several Guardsmen with cameras run up to record the fight*
You may begin when ready.

*Slowly walks up to vanden*

Prepare yourself bucket head.

*Takes a few steps back*

*Looks at troopers with cameras*

I get a copy of the video, got it.

*Bows*

I always am Mi'lady.

*Lunges and Takes a shot at vanden head*

You better not disappoint me.

*Leans back and the blow passes through empty air*

*Gets on one knee and punches Z15 in the knee*

*Tackles Z15 and almost falls over*

You weigh a lot more than one would expect...

*Gets pushed back by the tackle*

Don't remind me.

*Shifts weight and get vanden in a headlock*

*Leans forward while being headlocked*

*Lifts Z15's weight with neck and backs into a wall*

Get off please.

*Backs into wall again*

*PDF Troopers are busily taking notes, including the ones in the infirmary*

*Getting bashed into the wall*

You'll have to try harder then that.

*Pushes vanden head into the floor*

*Grabs Z15's arm and throws her off*

*Puts a knee on her back and puts her into an arm-lock*

*Dislocates arm to get out of arm lock*

GRAAH!

*Distances self from vanden*

Well that hurt.

*Straightens up armour*

*Rubs back of neck*

Damn you have a killer grip...But thats just fine with me.

*Cracks knuckles again*

Well, come on then.