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*Walks into the room through the hole the orks made*

What the feth happened here?

So your gonna kill someon yo respawn with a perfectly repairable wound a simple vat grown limb we already have can repair.

(Maria wonders what kind of savage v is)

Benny is a technophobe. It would be extremely mentally damaging for him to have vat-grown or augmetic parts, judging by his reaction to Servitors and other cybernetic organisms.

*has safely gathered BC's lower half*
*sets it amongst a pile of dead orks*

Well that was exciting.

OOC: A little late to the discussion, but I loved the Ranger's Apprentice series. The newest book was complete gak though, I wish the author just left it alone after samurai one (I cannot remember the names of any of the books right now)

*still in a coma*


OOC:
They made another one after the 10th? News to me

*Walks up to WK and pokes him*

Whats wrong with him?

*Pokes WK again*

*remains in a coma*

*Pokes WK again*

Hmm aww well.

Wow I'm hungry.

*Walks off into the kitchen where crashing and munching can be heard*

*steals some cheese from Z15 when she's not looking*

*Looks around for the missing cheese*

W-WHAT WHERE DID THE CHEESE GO!

*Opens fridge*

No no can't be in there, I swear I put the cheese right there.

*Throws hand into the air*

I CAN'T HAVE PASTA WITHOUT CHEESE!

*is casually munching on the cheese outside the kitchen.*
*under her breath*
Silly human.

*Walks out of kitchen looking rather grumpy*

How did that cheese just vanish.

*Sees WK eating the cheese*

WHAT YOU!?

*Struggles to contain rage*

[Looks at Benny's chart] Left leg from the hip, right leg from the knee.. Large chunk of his lower abdomen and-
[Whistles] I may be behind the times, but I don't remember any bionic replacements for that area. [Looks over at Daemonette] ...I'm sorry for your loss.

[Benny looks downwards in panic]

Relax, I'm winding your key. At least the legs don't seem so bad now, eh?

... I'll see myself out.

 zergling15 wrote:
*Walks out of kitchen looking rather grumpy*

How did that cheese just vanish.

*Sees WK eating the cheese*

WHAT YOU!?

*Struggles to contain rage*

*looks completely innocent*
What? This is my cheese. I brought it from home.

*Hands start shaking*

W-why was it in the community fridge.

Why not put it in your own fridge, huh WHY!

*shrugs indifferently*
I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't put my cheese in the fridge. You must be thinking of something else.
*continues to nibble on the cheese*

*Points at WK*

Don't you feth with me.

I would never dream of such a thing.

GAH never mind.

Now I've got to got to the store and get some more cheese....

Anyone want anything.

*Points at WK*

Except you.

Cheese thief.

*blows Zergling a kiss*

*Tilts head*

I swear, you pull ANYTHING I'll be the first one in line to kick your ass.

*Walks to the store witch is literally 10 meters form the kitchen*

*smiles innocently as Z15 walks away*

*Walks out of the store and into the kitchen with fresh cheese*

I'll just put the cheese on top.

*Drops the cheese after realizing that I left to stove on*

No no no no no no.

*Opens the pot of pasta*

GAH FETH ME, I BURNT THE PASTA!

*A pot shaped dint appears in the kitchen wall*

*has gotten even more cheese from somewhere and is grating it over some pasta*
*laughs*
Humans.

*Walks out of kitchen incredibly pissed off*

GAH I'M SO FETHING HUNG---.

*Sees WK's bowel of pasta*

WHAT!?

*Has started literally steaming*

W-W-WHERE DID YOU G-GET THAT!?

I have a stove, water, and pasta. That's how.
*continues eating*

GAAAAAA---

*Passes out due to rage overload*

OOC why am I up at 5;40 in the morning?
Good night.

OOC: Yeah the Royal Ranger is something I refuse to acknowledge as actually cannon, much like the new star wars films.

BiC:

*Cal is looking over Horus while Ra is nervously pacing i the background*

Cal: Your cousin is going to be just fine. Don't worry.

*Ra looks relived* Ra: Whew. I've just never seen him knocked out like that

Cal: He got hit and run over multiple times by a Battlewagon! Of course he's going to be out of it for a while!

*OT is still trying to calm down a crying Perenelle*

*Morrigan is swearing at her computer while Quetz is still puking up metal*

*Huitz walks into the kitchen in time to see Leonie throw the pot*

Huitz: Hey! That's an antique!

*narrowly ducks under the pot*
Testy testy....

[Sits on the end of Benny's bed] Benny... Tell me. What on Terra made you think it was a good idea to fight those huge Orks hand to hand?

[Benny looks at Yarrick]: The men needed a commissar; They were afraid... I thought I could fill in for you, until you know... you felt better. They needed someone to be brave.

[Yarrick puts his hands to the side of his head and winces]: l spent decades training to fight Orks, it's the only reason I survive. Even then I lost my arm!
Please... Just be yourself. Don't try and be me. We like you better that way.

[Benny looks up]: ...You like me? That's the first time I've heard you say anything nice about anyone you weren't nailing.

[Yarrick scowls]: Damnit, Benny.