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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 21:55:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*multiple battle servitor platorms roll or march up aiming a large are of weaponry at the site of the manhole *
Warning . We have your exit covered. Exit peacefully and you shall not be harmed.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:02:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks relieved and drags Leonie into Cal's consultation room]
She went untreated with a large shoulder wound.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:05:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal takes of the shoulder pad to reveal a nasty ragged bite.* Cal Hmmm... no toxins so whatever bit her wasn't poisonous. That good. Other than I really wasn't worried *Begins cleaning a stitching* She'll be right as rain in a day or two. She'll need some rest is all after losing so much blood.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/26 22:06:12
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:09:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*The lid of the manhole is pushed aside by thick gloved hands.*
*a strange cobbled together shotgun and Kalashnikov rifle is pushed into over the lip of the manhole*
Не стреляйте!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:10:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You try and convince her to stay still that long. [Laughs]
[Blinks] ...I actually found something amusing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:25:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc goodnight
NPC the servitors if needed
Bic
Battle servitors remain with guns locked on the new comer.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:32:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Night Jhe
BiC:
Cal: Oh she'll stay here whether she likes it or not.
*Cal begins strapping Leonie in with steel cords*
Cal: Y'know... that came out really wrong. I mean I'll keep her here until she's better...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:32:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Takes notice of the language used by Co'tor*
Kadisthu'ai, Shuggoth? Sll'ha y'sgn'wahl.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:34:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*A helmeted head pops out of the manhole weary*
Какие? Кто ты?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:36:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...You're not going to do the thing with the candles, are you? [Worried face]
...My experience of people being restrained to beds is very specific.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 22:39:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal looks confused*
Cal: Candles? What on earth to candles have to do with anything?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:00:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Realizes*
Здравствуйте? ты понимаешь меня? Добро пожаловать в номер .
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:07:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: How on earth are you typing in Russian?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:09:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Nyarlathotep took my keyboard and replaced it with Russian.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:11:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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OOC: the wonder of google translate.
BIC: Да. Кто ты?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:13:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Don't interrupt my dickery! Metro 2033?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/26 23:13:21
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:16:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Well I'll have to figure out how to do it.
BiC
*Morri helps Ra stumble out of the of bar*
Ra: I treated th' Knight like crap... why'd I do tha' agin?.. *hic*
Morri: I don't know? OT's orders I guess.
Ra: Then mebbe I don wanna werk for 'im anymore... *Hic*
Morri: I think you need some rest buddy.
*Passing the infirmary she makes a face at Cal*
Morri: 137 Beers... I don't know how he's standing with his tolerance.
Cal: You need help with him?
Morri: Nah, he might need some headache pills tomorrow though
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:17:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at Cal] ... Candles and car batteries? Or are we talking something very different here? [Confused] Is this not what people do when tied down?
Ooc: Yarrick has a surprisingly inexperienced understanding of certain life lessons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:18:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Yeah, been re-playing it.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:21:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks tiredly at Co'tor*
More humans? Great.
OOC:
Welcome back my friend, haven't seen you here in a while.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:28:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks at Cal] ... Candles and car batteries? Or are we talking something very different here? [Confused] Is this not what people do when tied down?
Ooc: Yarrick has a surprisingly inexperienced understanding of certain life lessons.
OOC: Obviously
BiC:
*Cal and Morri are both staring in mild horror at Yarrick*
Morri: No! We are talking something very VERY different here!
Cal: What on earth is wrong with you?!
Ra: ... AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE!...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:35:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wrong? [Very confused] ...Amelia said that it was normal, and that lots of people enjoy doing it. Though I can't say I did.
[Tilts head] Does that mean the duct tape- [Sees Cal's expression]
[Looks around with perplexed expression for a point of reference]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:37:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal and Morri still staring in horror while Ra moves on the French national anthem*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:40:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Candles and car batteries?
*Eyes widen*
Ahem. Er- That is not-
Let's just say that what happens in the bedroom stays there.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/26 23:41:21
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:43:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*eyes the rest of the room suspiciously and collects guns*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/26 23:47:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny steps over and whispers quietly into Yarrick's ear]
...But it wasn't sexy- [Listens] [Eyes widen] Really? People do?
What about the cattle prod?
[Benny nods]
[Stares] ...I need to re-evaluate my life decisions.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/27 00:00:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Morri: Yeah ya think?
*shakes head and walks off with Ra raped over shoulder*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/27 00:01:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Electric cattle prod? You're lucky she didn't turn you into a Servitor because she thought it would be sexy.
OOC: Keep it R OT. No over-the shoulder sexual assaults please
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/27 00:02:14
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/27 00:17:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks around] ...I just wanted to make her happy. I thought that's what people did.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/27 00:18:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*gives BC an odd look*
You humans have weird ways of expressing love for your mates. Doing so with a cattle prod seems odd.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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