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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Datasheet for Verviedi 4:

WS:3 BS:4 S:3 T:3 W:3 I:3 A:2 Ld:9 Sv:4+/4++

Wargear:
Microfusion Melta (Str7 AP2 R18" Rapid Fire, Melta)
Close Combat Weapon
Gloom Prism (Friendly models within 6" have Adamantium Will)
Polyceramic Combat Armor (Confers a 4+ armor save)
Shield Generator (Confers a 4++ invulnerable save)

Options:
Speedo (+10 pts) (Because I must troll Vanden) (Removes all armor saves from this model. All enemy units shooting at this model must pass a leadership test at a -4 modifier before shooting. If they fail this test, they must immediately flee as if they failed a leadership check for casualties)
High Frequency Repeater (+10 pts) (S5 AP2 R9" Assault 3)

Special Rules:
Psyker (ML2) (May roll on Technomancy table)
Independent Character


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 19:12:37




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Datasheet for Verviedi 4:

WS:3 BS:4 S:3 T:3 W:3 I:3 A:2 Ld:9 Sv:4+/4++

Wargear:
Microfusion Melta (Str7 AP2 R18" Rapid Fire, Melta)
Close Combat Weapon
Gloom Prism (Friendly models within 6" have Adamantium Will)
Polyceramic Combat Armor (Confers a 4+ armor save)
Shield Generator (Confers a 4++ invulnerable save)

Options:
Speedo (+10 pts) (Because I must troll Vanden) (Removes all armor saves from this model. All enemy units shooting at this model must pass a leadership test before shooting. If they fail this test, they must immediately flee as if they failed a leadership check for casualties)
High Frequency Repeater (+10 pts) (S5 AP2 R9" Assault 3)

Special Rules:
Psyker (ML2) (May roll on Technomancy table)
Independent Character




OOC:
Make the Speedo check have a -4 modifier to their leadership, such is the horror

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry hops onto his computer and orders a high strength low radius shield dome projector*

Larry: Hmm 3000 is cheep, It'll have to do.

*Leo taps on the arena gate signifying that she finished*

Larry: Ah splendid, hopefully she'll be in a lees insane mood.

*Larry opens door and a savagely beaten Leo walks out*

Leo: God I fethed up this time...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 19:10:29


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Verviedi wrote:
Speedo (+10 pts) (Because I must troll Vanden) (Removes all armor saves from this model. All enemy units shooting at this model must pass a leadership test before shooting. If they fail this test, they must immediately flee as if they failed a leadership check for casualties)


OOC I cannot actually laugh at this more.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pats Leo on the back*
Could have been worse. Last time I went into a rage like that I ended up blowing up half of a city.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Done! This is probably the most hilarious rule I've made



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Falls back onto bed with another yelp*

...

*Covers self with blankets and yelps again*

Leave me...Go to Terra like you said you would...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo falls to one knee after being pat*

Leo: Ahh *sighs* better start patching myself up.

*Pulls out some bandages and herbal paste*

Leo: Considering all of the medical staff in the infirmary are now scared of me, or hate me.

*Goes off to a tree and removes armor and starts bandaging self and applying paste*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 zergling15 wrote:
*Leo falls to one knee after being pat*

Leo: Ahh *sighs* better start patching myself up.

*Pulls out some bandages and herbal paste*

Leo: Considering all of the medical staff in the infirmary are now scared of me, or hate me.

*Goes off to a tree and removes armor and starts bandaging self and applying paste*


*hands Z15 a Voltaic Halberd*
Here, I think you might find this useful for your next fight.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Knight walks out of bar with a cup of juice*

*Looks at WK then back to Z15*

Glad to see you're back to normal.

*Takes the Halberd and hands it back to WK*

I wouldn't. She is too dangerous as it is.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Glares at the knight*

Leo: Bite me.

*Takes halberd off of WK slowly*

Leo: Thank you, what exactly dose it do?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla and Maria crash exhausted by the medical tent*

Can someone get us coffee..
(Maria)
And chocolate...
(Marla)

*look at yarrick*
(Maria)
We love her like a sister. Its not easy for us.
Its...
(Marla)
*nods* we know how you feel.
Can we get coffee please, yarrick, boromir, benny?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Think of it as a normal halberd, that also happens to shoot bolts of lightning at people when you press that button.
*points to a button on the haft*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Punches Z15 in the jaw*

Mind your mouth child. I don't want to stick you with this. *Gestures at sword on hip*

*Takes halberd and presses it up to WK's chest*

Leave. Now.

*Hears Maria*

Two coffees, coming right up!

*Scowls at WK then walks off to the kitchen*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 19:30:33


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*both tiredly smile*
Thanks. We owe you one, *tiredly wave thanks*
Two sugers and cream if there is any, if not coffee will do nay way it can work.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Walks out of kitchen with four cups of coffee*

*Walks up to jhe and hands two coffees to the sisters*

*Walks over to WK and hands her one*

*Walks back to jhe*

How is the demon? Will she live?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Get smacked in the jaw*

*Yells at the knight as he walks off and makes coffees/teas*

Leo: HOW HONORABLE OF YOU SIR KNIGHT, TO BLESS MY FACE WITH YOUR GLORIOUS FIST!

*Puts hand on jaw*

Leo: Stupid mother fether.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 19:39:24


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*just sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose*
I don't even know what's going on anymore

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*take cups and appreciatively smile*
Thankyou. We must look a mess... *laugh as look exhausted with blood stains and various mess*
(Marla)
Amelia you mean. Yes she will live, its gonna hurt, and she will take time to recover. But we managed it. So much damage...

(maria)
*looks scared at thought *
Even with 3 highly trained medics it was too close. Way too close.
*laughs* now you've seen us on a bad day!



Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Agatone keeps looking for Tsugan. I walk in*

OOC: Saw this picture of Zartath and just had to change my character... hopefully I will stay with him for a bit.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods and sips tea*

*Looks over to Z15*

Aye, she is a lot more dangerous than she looks. And you look fine Maria, just a little blood, thats all. Nothing I haven't seen before.

*Sees ZK and puts hand on sword*

Hello friend! What brings you to this humble abode?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Wow, of all times to go to bed...

*Cal is sleeping on a nearby chair*

OT: Leonie... if this ever happens again... I will kill you

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*idly testing the weight of the Voltaic Halberd*
*glances at Vanden*
Hmm

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks at OT*

Leo: Get in line feather face.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Doesn't look at WK*

If you so much as even dare to shoot me with lightning, I will personally come over there and shove that stick so far up your arse, you'll be a lightning rod for the rest of your life.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/30 19:57:12


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT, Morrigan and Perenelle walk into Amelia's room*

OT: How are you feeling?

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Amelia: Like my wings are about to falls off...

*Coughs and winces in pain as wings bounce up and down*

Doc said it would be at least a day before I can walk around on my own...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 20:01:07


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Doesn't look at WK*

If you so much as even dare to shoot me with lightning, I will personally come over there and shove that stick so far up your arse, you'll be a lightning rod for the rest of your life.


*grins fiercely*
Aw chuckles, and here I thought we'd be such great friends.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Continues tending wounds*

*Mumbling angrily*

Leo:Fething empty threats.

*Winces while applying some paste to back of knee*

Leo: Gah... FETH!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

Of course! So long as you keep that lightning bolt pointed away from me, I believe we could also be friends. I take it you're a friend of the Elf-girl? Your amour and weapons looks oddly similar, and your mechanical contraptions even more so.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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