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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

I'll be sure to pull you out of the pile of testosterone when the time comes.

*Thinks*

*Thinks some more*

Isn't 'Twelve guys one Macha a hit adult flick?

*Tilts head and looks at the man*

Oh really? Two in one hour eh...Oh well. You seemed to have a really nice looking nose too...

*Breaks the officers nose*

*Goes back to drinking*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 15:56:16


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla off dancing with a high admirals son for fun*

*laughing and smiling*
*tuts off a grab and carries on*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Watches Marla dance*

*To no one in particular*

It's good to see her finally happy. It's been a while...

*Goes to drink another shot*

*Stops*

Ya know what? I think I've had enough for now. Time to have some fun...

*Stands up and walks over to Marla*

*Bumps her with ass*

*To Lord Admiral's son*

Mind if I steal you dance? Too bad, it's ladies first anyway.

*Grabs Marla's hand and twirls her*

You enjoying yourself?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo slaps Amy and Marla's butts and quickly goes back to drinking*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:15:52


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Jolts*

Hey!

*Starts laughing*

H-her confidence is spiking, that's for sure!

*Continues laughing and dancing*

*Dances over to Leonie and grabs her hands*

C'mon. Dance a little. Show us all you're soft side for once!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Bridget laughs] Thats better than the sulking. [Orders a sweet cocktail for Leo] Try this one. It doesn't matter if it doesn't get your drunk, it's enjoyable.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*twirls self away rather expertly and spins her back in*

Oh yes, I seem to attract the ... Higher end of men... *large group of officers in impressive uniforms looking on*
He was nice ernough.. And I've not paid for drink all night...
*laughing*

*grabs a lord chomandor into a dance*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:23:41


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Laughs*

Leo: I don't have this "soft side" you speak of.

*Takes a sip of cocktail*

Leo: Your right that is good, one second I must do something.

*Puts Marla and Amelia over shoulders*

Leo: You know this place ain't half bad.

*laughing*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:25:04


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Easy cowboy! These dresses don't defy gravity!

*Trying to hold down dress*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Finishes business with the robed figure*
*Stands up to leave*

Too much noise. Not sure why you decided a bar was the proper place for a business meeting.

*shakes head and goes to leave*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Milo walks past and glares at the men staring at Marla and they all go pale with fear*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:31:19


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla dressed in armour*

*from dance*
I had no time to change... Good jobs it's showy....
*ends up in a full blown show off dance with lifts*

*laughing and happy*

*pulls off and grabs milo into a dance*
Come on then you... I was waiting...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:32:59


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Look now boys it's probably the only look you'll ever get.

*Starts spinning holding Amelia*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Laughing and blushing madly while trying to hold down dress*

L-Leonie please! This is indecent of a lady of my calibre!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla points put she just got offered 12 free drinks*
Ummm... Your....

*pulls milo closer*
Come on you.... . Lets have fun...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Bridget watches] I only attract the type of men who think they're better than me. Apart from Benny. He's always treated me as family.
[Sips drink] I lived with him for months and he never once tried to feth me. It was... Strange.
Of course he has such a basic lack of understanding of biology that he still doesn't know how it works. When we finally did, I had to spend a day convincing him he wasn't pregnant.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: Tell that to the kitchen.

*Places Amelia back at table*

Leo: And that's why you wear pants.

*Gestures to jeans*

Leo: Not dresses.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Stuck between laughing at Bridgets story,and being swung around by Leonie*

*Decides with both and laughs harder*

*Continues holding dress down*

*Gets placed down*

*Most of crowd boo*

*Still laughing*

Y-You're bold...

OOC Got the LS. Upgrade needs fulgur bug...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/18 16:45:35


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC I err did the fated four quest.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC So you've finished the single-player quest line. Great,
Don't do any of the multi-player.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Milo gives the officers one last glare before going off to dance with Marla*

*still working on the Taurox*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo pats Amelia on the back*

Leo: I'm tap out, need to get some rest resuming work tomorrow, I'll be in the falcon.

*Leo leaves bar and waves to everyone before taking a nap in the falcon*

OOC And that's me for now, I don't know if I'm going to wake up in time for school... Eh monster hunter is life.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Kisses Leonie on the cheek before she leaves*

For showing me a good time. Thanks midget.

*Waves as she walks off*

*Orders another drink*

OOC Night mate.

Ya know, now that I think about it, work might get pissed if I get there late. So Ima peace out for tonight. See yas!

Bic *Sits with Bridget and makes idle chatter, while occasionally ordering drinks for both of them*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 17:08:55


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*finishes the repairs and starts up the Taurox and drives off towards the bar

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla still dancing with milo making a number of officers look jealous *

We should do this more often. *smiles*
*joins bridgett and everyone with milo*
Be nice, and my feet are killing me....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Bridget tilts head] So tell me, is it a Schola thing? Are all commissars really... Repressed? Benny used to be wound up like a spring at breaking point before Verviedi cancelled out his chemical castration.
[Sighs] I know it's important to them, but it does seem like the Imperium hurts people as much as it helps. [Notices icy glare from several nearby officers] N-no offense.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sitting in a chair in the renovated section of the ship in orbit, speaking to a hovering fabrication drone*
I'm going to name this ship the Scientific Method. It's the only name that would fit for anything owned by me.
*Sighs and leans back slightly*
At least they think I'm dead now. The trick with the parachute was a bit cruel, but now I don't have any doubts as to their true feelings towards me.
*The drone waggles its antenna in sympathy*
It's not like I bothered to bring any drinks up here, either... that's terrible but fixable. And there's the whole bed situation. I didn't even bother to build a bedroom.
*Nods at an imagined response*
I'll actually get a fab on it now.
*Mentally directs a fabricator to build me a basic bedroom*
Bloody hell, I wish I had proper friends... I miss Benny. And Taldeer as well... at least she could hold a conversation, no matter how mean she was to me.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla whilst leaning on milo relaxed with drink*

There trained... Different. Sisters are trained by sisters, the storm troopers are trained highly as soldiers, commisars, things get odd there.... I saw some of it whilst doing a training mission... Hard to explain.... For example sisterhood training is not ... Entirely repressive... We can have relationships but its extremely rare.when on active duty.....

The adaptus get trained real boring....

*verdai gets a text from marla*
I know your alive... I sensed the telaport.... Martian... I'm part machine... Ps the secondry air filter section was destroyed in the battle... Be careful if primary fails...

*back to group*
And verdai pretended to die... He telaported straight after leaving the falcon..

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/18 18:08:54


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*teleports next to Verviedi*
Did you really think all of them would be fooled so easily? Contrary to popular belief I actually do like you Verviedi, you've brought so much happiness into my cousins life. Happiness is rare amongst the Eldar these days

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

-PURGED (SEPTIMINE ARGETAL)-

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2017/04/01 01:58:27




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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