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2016/07/18 18:11:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*gets text of Maria delayed*
Hey... Umm warp.delays. Marla said you did something odd...
Ita not I dis not want to kick you out but you did teleport on me naked.... Or just in a robe... Kinda not wanting guests half dressed...
Just give me warning and you can have tea. *smiley imperial face*
Byeeee....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/18 18:11:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Bridget looks sad] It must be a very lonely existence to be a figure of fear and trained not to get close to people.
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2016/07/18 18:14:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*maria* there trained so they can just kill someone on a blink...
It requires a certain.... Detachment from humanity..
Sisters have same... But not so much as despite fear to enemies, we have warmth foe our fellow sisters... Commissars do not have comrades...even among officers.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/18 18:15:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Verviedi wrote:*Keeps talking to the drone*
No, you know they hate me as well. I teleport in to talk to them, and they eject me. They don't want a fething conversation. They just want me to shut up and give them free gear.
*Shakes head*
There's no point in going back. Even if she gave me this place.
*Notices Taldeer*
Hi... I'm fething miserable. I'm sorry for what you heard. I'm glad I'm capable of making her happy...
OOC: Retcon. Instead of not knowing his real name, his name before conversion to the Mechanicus was, in fact, Verdai Verviedi.
*shrugs*
I've heard a lot worse. Believe me, it's fine.
*puts a reassuring hand on Verviedis shoulder*
Know that people care for you. Me, my cousin, Melyssa, and others. All of them care for you deeply, and not for your technical skills
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 18:33:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Smiles sadly*
Thank you... I didn't know. I'm glad.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 18:33:27
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 18:36:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*cocks her head*
Then why are you sad still? Do you require proof?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 18:37:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I may be scientifically minded, but some things don't require proof. You being her for me is enough proof in itself.
*Sits up slightly*
I just need a moment for my emotions to fix themselves.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 18:38:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Teleports next to V*
And we are good friends right? If you have any issue just come to your good pal Gaunter O'Dimm...
*Pats V on the back*
Hey your smart would you like to try a riddle?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 18:43:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits in jeep] [Hears groan from the back of the car] Shhh, you got off lightly. I've have let her finish. [Tosses an ice cube into the back[
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2016/07/18 18:46:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Feth it, sure. What's the riddle?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 18:50:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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I show you exactly what you show me...
I can fill you with happiness or bring you to tears ...
When you first see me, you instantly recognize me...
What am I?
*Takes a puff from pipe*
If you are correct I shall give you a reward...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 19:22:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Deadpool is wandering through a forest*
DP: Primlocke Shakesthine. No that wasn't it. Premethine Shakespeare. Closer... Hashslinging Slasher?
*Wade sees a stone tower in the distance*
Maybe I can catch some directions from there. Or some food.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/18 19:29:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A mirror, you daft git.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 19:34:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Marla gets a message from Morrigan saying she's not interested*
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2016/07/18 19:35:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Grins*
No need for insult! I am warming you up is all!
*Puffs pipe*
You are correct, the reward is another Riddle!
We are very little creatures; all of us have different features...
One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet....
Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within...
If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you...
What are we?
This time you will receive a truly worthy reward...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 19:36:19
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 19:39:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Old macdonald had a farm...
Vowels!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 19:42:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*glowers at ZK*
Your presence is not welcome here.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 19:45:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Begins clapping* Very good....
Your final riddle...
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale...
I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale...
By some I get hit, but all have shown fear...
I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear...
Of names I have many, of names I have one...
I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
If you get this one I shall be impressed and you shall receive a reward that isn't a riddle...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 19:50:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's a shadow.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/18 19:57:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Picks up a giggling Bridget and nods to Amelia] Time to get this one home. C'mon, I'll give you a lift.
[Sees Amelia start laughing] ...You two are weird.
[Drives the pair back to the room] [Stops and ejects terrified looking officer onto side of road] [Helps him up] [Hands ice bucket] In future keep your hands to yourself. Nobody will ever believe that you were beaten up by a girl. You got that? [Slaps the guy's ass and gets back into jeep]
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2016/07/18 19:58:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Deadpool knocks on the door of the tower*
DP: Anyone home? Ah feth it.
*Deadpool kicks the door open and draws his bolter*
DP: This place looks like it's been abandoned for ages. But, why are the candles lit?
*Deadpool makes his way down the stairs of the tower and into its basement*
DP: And who is this down here?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/18 19:58:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Marvelous *Begins clapping again*
Truly I am impressed! Most humans have little more the cob webs between the ears...
*Holds out what appears to be a ordinary bottle with a cork string, full of clear liquid*
I give to you "The bottomless Carafe* full of the finest vodka, it shall never run out of the spirit... as long as you keep it.
*Smiles*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 20:01:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Great. Now leave, and do not return.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 20:02:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Morrigan is sitting on the couch with Caladrius watching Last Legion*
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2016/07/18 20:07:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Deadpool walks over to a man who is sitting in a circle of candles*
DP: Holy gak, you're about as old as that bird woman.
*the man looks up*
Y-you're marked by him. The demon can't come here himself, so he sends you.
DP: Premethine?
*Wade shrugs and raises his bolter*
DP: Nothing personal bud, but a deal is a deal.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/18 20:09:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Sighs*
Taldeer you die at the hands of a Monkeigh.. Your brother dies trying to find your soulstone... how sad...
*Smiles again, and claps hands*
Would you like to know when the last eldar dies? When your race finally goes extinct? It is sooner then you think...
*Laughs*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 20:12:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 zombiekila707 wrote:*Sighs*
Taldeer you die at the hands of a Monkeigh.. Your brother dies trying to find your soulstone... how sad...
*Smiles again, and claps hands*
Would you like to know when the last eldar dies? When your race finally goes extinct? It is sooner then you think...
*Laughs*
*snorts derisively*
I would no more believe a word from your mouth than I would believe that an Ork could tap dance. Your kind always lie and bend the truth until it is unrecognizable. Now leave, before I get angry
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 20:18:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Oh but I have to tell you this for it part of my...
*Anger flushes face for a instant*
... pact with Eldrad Ulthran..
*Smiles again*
We made a deal and... lets say he got the better end of it...
*Sighs*
I am forced to tell the fate of every eldar I meet... So they may be able to change it... doesn't mean I have to be nice about it...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/18 20:20:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Again, your kind do nothing but lie through their teeth. I have precious little reason to believe a single word you say.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 20:26:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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bs.
*Eyes go silver-white*
The last Eldar dies in M58, to bring forth Ynnead. His name is Yriel, and he dies by accelerating his ship into Biel'tan at .2 c.
*Smoke begins to come from the corners of the room*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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