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*Nicholas gestures around him as the several other more intact couches and armchairs*
Nicholas: Well if you'd like there are several more... intact places to sit
*Still slightly taken aback by the Orks*

*Cal digs out the last bullet, sets a the broken bones and turns to Commissar BC*
Cal: Okay, your turn. Let's have a look at that nose...

*I go cross eyed for a second before I headbutt Hunter in return*
*steadily bleeding all over the place*

*Wade teleports next to Nova*

DP: Hey beautiful, you need a hand? I can get you away from these fethers, no problem.

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*Nicholas gestures around him as the several other more intact couches and armchairs*
Nicholas: Well if you'd like there are several more... intact places to sit
*Still slightly taken aback by the Orks*

*Cal digs out the last bullet, sets a the broken bones and turns to Commissar BC*
Cal: Okay, your turn. Let's have a look at that nose...

Nah mate we're fine, you should really worry bout those grots over there.

*points to the bloodbath that the other higher beings consider 'RP'*

[Commissar winces and removes nose-brace, as his second black eye is blooming from the break] ... Feth me for trying to help retain some dignity, I guess. [Sighs quietly]

*Nicholas frowns and turns around*
Nicholas: What- Oh dear...
*Starts walking over to the fight.*

*Cal patches up the Commissar's nose and looks at Pla and Nova*
Cal: Right! Who's next!
*Slightly grumpy and very tired*

OOC You're a legend Gubbinz

Also, yes pla, it does indeed remind me of that. Nova is new Amelia confirmed.

I'm also heading out for the night. Have a good day guys.

OOC:
Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

BIC:
*To DP*
Get this fether off me and we'll talk.

*Wade looks over at the Commissar*

DP: He's gonna bleed to death. Plot armor and stubbornness are keeping him awake right now. So shoo, communist dude.

*Wade leans down and grabs Nova before teleporting her to his room*

DP: Better? If you want, you can admire my Ryan Reynolds cutouts.

[Commissar nods] Thank you, Cal.
...This is twice in two days. By the same person. [Looks cross eyed at own nose] [Sighs] Add that to everything else, I guess. [Touches studs on temple]

[Stands slowly] I can't help someone who refuses it. [Gently lifts Denny onto a stretcher and carries Denny to the med-bay with a medic]

*I immediately pass out from blood loss*

*Cal nods tiredly*
Cal:That man was always a pain...See you around Commissar
*Slowly moves over to Commissar Nick
Alright, now no arguing. It's your turn.
*Sets to work*

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*Cal nods tiredly*
Cal:That man was always a pain...See you around Commissar
*Slowly moves over to Commissar Nick
Alright, now no arguing. It's your turn.
*Sets to work*

The second Ork, Uzgruzz, who is a hardcore mekboy, hobbles over to Cal with a large pointy tool and a few shiny gubbinz in his hands.

" you need some 'elp?"

*Wade groans when he sees Nova pass out and catches her*

DP: Well feth. Well, I guess I should probably take you to a hospital.

*Wade teleports Nova to the medbay and sets her down on a bed before getting a medic*

DP: I'm expecting at least a coffee outta this.

*Cal gives Uzgruzz a odd look*
Cal: Ummm... No, I think we're okay, no need for bionics... Ummm who are you exactly?
*Continues healing Commissar Nick*

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*Cal gives the Ork a odd look*
Cal: Ummm... No, I think we're okay, no need for bionics... Ummm who are you exactly?
*Continues healing Commissar Nick*

"I'm just an Ork I guess. That's all I really got in my noggin..."

*Uzgruzz walks back over to the 'couch' to continue watching 50 shades of green with his friends*

OOC:
I'm off to bed.

*Perenelle comes out of the kitchen but immediately does a U-turn as she sees the orks and more specifically the film they're watching*

*Cal finishes up on Commissar Nick and stands. He tiredly walks off to his room and faceplants onto the bed.*

OOC: I return! Nice to see someone new welcome Gubbinz.

*Gaunter looks at Ra, Ciri, and Boran.*

Gaunter: I don't understand, were you really expecting a fight? I mean what fun is in that? Do you really want to fight me?

*Ciri weighs O'dimms words carefully.*

*Ra growls*
Ra: We do what we must to protect those important to us.

OOC: just so you know, Orks reproduce by releasing spores.

OOC: I know, I play orks. That's very common knowledge

*Warbosses sniff around the room, searching for the origin of the breadish aroma*

Wots dat?

OOC: Assuming you're talking about Ra's aura. He and ZK's character Ciri are with two others in a different dimension at the moment.
If you stick around then the room will eventually become less confusing... a little bit at least...
BiC:

*Nicholas comes back over to the Warboss and flops down on a sofa before he realizes what they're watching*
Nicholas: Oh dear... just know Warboss there are young children who live here, this may be a film suited for a more private location. Speaking of which...
*Passes out a room key to each of the orks*
Nicholas: Here, these are keys to a bedroom here. Decorate it however you like, just try not to blow things up okay?

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
OOC: Assuming you're talking about Ra's aura. He and ZK's character Ciri are with two others in a different dimension at the moment.
If you stick around then the room will eventually become less confusing... a little bit at least...
BiC:

*Nicholas comes back over to the Warboss and flops down on a sofa before he realizes what they're watching*
Nicholas: Oh dear... just know Warboss there are young children who live here, this may be a film suited for a more private location. Speaking of which...
*Passes out a room key to each of the orks*
Nicholas: Here, these are keys to a bedroom here. Decorate it however you like, just try not to blow things up okay?

*The Orks Gubbinz, Uzgruzz, Baz, and Edcrashka slowly look at each other slowly smiling more and more each passing second*
Don't worry mate, we aren't gonna paint tha room yellow...

OOC: probably gonna go to bed soon. See ya later. Cuz I'm surely going to return.

*Nicholas is second-guessing his decision but shrugs thinking to himself "It's too late now anyways"*
Nicholas: Well, just don't... destroy anything... except the training dummies in the gym, those you can destroy. With whatever weapons you choose.

*Aoife and Dria step out into the main room and Nicholas hastily grabs the remote and turns off the TV before the young Elder can see anything*
Nicholas: Hello Dria! Hello Aoife!
*Aoife nods again then pauses and puts a hand on the pommel of her sword*
Aoife: Dria, stay away from the green men. I've fought their kind before and they are not to be trifled with.
*Nicholas hastily waves her down*
Nicholas: No, no no. Aoife, these Orks are actually rather friendly. So no killing them okay?
*Aoife nods again and frowns then glares untrusting at orks.*
Aoife: I'm keeping a eye on you. Stay away from the children. Understand? Understand?
*Leads Dria into the kitchen as Nicholas sighs*
Nicholas: I must apologize for Aoife, she does not trust easily.


OOC: Okay. Night Gubbinz

*Commissar N. walked around the room, seemingly unaffected by his pretty serious wounds, even if they were bandaged and treated*

Well that was fun.

*Nicholas sighs at Commissar Nick*
Nicholas: If that's your idea of fun... starting a firefight in the same room as a 6 year old!?

*Nick shrugged*

TO BE FAIR; she shot at us first.